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corey sellers Offline
#201 Posted:
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Lesbians
izonfire Offline
#202 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Addams Apple

She doesn't have one.
Uhhhh, you lookin' at the guy on top of you???
teedubbya Offline
#203 Posted:
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Not this time
corey sellers Offline
#204 Posted:
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Not sure what are you trying to tell us Rmann
RMAN4443 Offline
#205 Posted:
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me either....Brick wall
izonfire Offline
#206 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Not this time

Sorry things didn't work out for you guys.
Didn't mean to bring up a sore spot.
You probably took it pretty hard.
Which is why you're having trouble walking.

Someday you'll learn that a true relationship is more than butt sex.
You'll find somebody that's right for you, some day.

I mean, probably not, but ya never know...
corey sellers Offline
#207 Posted:
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Haha Rick
corey sellers Offline
#208 Posted:
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An electrician would be perfect he knows light switches .


Just sayin
Palama Offline
#209 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
This ain't no dude, dude...

http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/grace7.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk
SirKnight Offline
#210 Posted:
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A dog licks themselves because they can.
RMAN4443 Offline
#211 Posted:
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I heard a dog licks it's ballz to get the taste of his ass out of his mouth...Think
frankj1 Offline
#212 Posted:
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huh.
I thought it was cuz he can't make a fist
teedubbya Offline
#213 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
huh.
I thought it was cuz he can't take a fist


Can you?
RMAN4443 Offline
#214 Posted:
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well, that could be a part of it...Anxious
CelticBomber Offline
#215 Posted:
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I wonder who is enjoying my Bolivar Petite Corona's right now.... Gotta email Ravi on Monday..... shipped March 13th. Had another box ship on the 16th and they arrived fine. But, no letter....


Damned box wasn't even for me. They were supposed to be a gift... really ticked off.
USNGunner Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....fog




https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ


Greatest episode of broadcast television ever! Applause
USNGunner Offline
#217 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
This ain't no dude, dude...


So you're vouching for she who's name must not be spoken?
Anxious
USNGunner Offline
#218 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
I wonder who is enjoying my Bolivar Petite Corona's right now.... Gotta email Ravi on Monday..... shipped March 13th. Had another box ship on the 16th and they arrived fine. But, no letter....


Damned box wasn't even for me. They were supposed to be a gift... really ticked off.


Wow. I got an extra box the day that the OTC pretzels got here. Were those yours? Sorry bro! Think
CelticBomber Offline
#219 Posted:
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USNGunner wrote:
Wow. I got an extra box the day that the OTC pretzels got here. Were those yours? Sorry bro! Think



We WILL discuss this tomorrow..... at length and loudly. I will mostly likely be a bit drunk too! WooHoo!
Palama Offline
#220 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
We WILL discuss this tomorrow..... at length and loudly. I will mostly likely be a bit drunk too! WooHoo!


Pretty much understood when you’re involved. Laugh
Speyside Offline
#221 Posted:
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Trump's lips move and I hear a pizzed off old man. Biden's lips move and I hear a pizzed off old man. Why do I care one way or the other? Elvis 2020!!!
tonygraz Offline
#222 Posted:
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Where's Pat Paulson when you need him.
MACS Offline
#223 Posted:
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Is this the new 500? Anxious
SirKnight Offline
#224 Posted:
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If you got an itch scratch it, right? So why is it looked down on when you scratch your butt in public?
delta1 Offline
#225 Posted:
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read that the corona virus can be spread by fecal matter...
SirKnight Offline
#226 Posted:
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I’m not scratching your butt Delta
DrafterX Offline
#227 Posted:
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Are there oriental mo-tors..?? What brand of bike are they..?? Think
MACS Offline
#228 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Are there oriental mo-tors..?? What brand of bike are they..?? Think


Suzuki? Kawasaki? Honda?
DrafterX Offline
#229 Posted:
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Dirt bikes or rockets..?? Think
SirKnight Offline
#230 Posted:
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Thinking about pie, all the pies, cherry pie, warm pie, hair pie, pumpkin pie, peach pie, .....
delta1 Offline
#231 Posted:
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why do they call it toe jam?
delta1 Offline
#232 Posted:
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wonder if CelticBomber knows that One Ton Chips don't weigh that much
rfenst Offline
#233 Posted:
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What's all the hoopla about one ton chips. I am not a big fan.
Do they only come from Hawaii?
DrafterX Offline
#234 Posted:
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Mine did.. thanks again..!! ThumpUp
Palama Offline
#235 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
What's all the hoopla about one ton chips. I am not a big fan.
Do they only come from Hawaii?


I don’t understand it either but it’s only Celtic that’s clamoring for / demanding them. His ranting and raving has certainly been entertaining. Laugh

The “One-Ton Chips” are made by a company in Hilo on the Big Island and the “Wun Tun Strips” made here on Oahu. Don’t know of anyone that makes a similar product elsewhere. Maybe because of C-19, I haven’t seen the OTC on the shelves lately.

A little bit of history on the OTC:

https://one-ton.com/noodles-and-classic-one-ton-chips-are-this-companys-mainstay/

Palama Offline
#236 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Mine did.. thanks again..!! ThumpUp


You’re welcome again. BigGrin

Just curious, how long did it take you to finish the bag?
DrafterX Offline
#237 Posted:
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About a week... just cause I was working at da time... Mellow
Palama Offline
#238 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
About a week... just cause I was working at da time... Mellow


Sounds like you liked them. Usually takes us 2-3 weeks to finish one of those big bags.
corey sellers Offline
#239 Posted:
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Conan me and the wife and the puppies finished my bag while keltic was watching but still have some strips for breading the tomatoe strips where awesome they did not survive but they would be great breading material.
DrafterX Offline
#240 Posted:
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I had some help.. didn't eat them all myself... Laugh
MACS Offline
#241 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Sounds like you liked them. Usually takes us 2-3 weeks to finish one of those big bags.


I don't know if he knows... but you can buy 'em online... $35 for 3 15oz bags shipped to Cali.
Palama Offline
#242 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
I don't know if he knows... but you can buy 'em online... $35 for 3 15oz bags shipped to Cali.


That’s actually a pretty good deal.

The cost per bag is lower than what it costs at Costco or Sam’s Club and to ship 3 of those bags for $14 is also a good price. Iffin’ I was living on the Mainland, I would order directly from them.
MACS Offline
#243 Posted:
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Duly noted, sir...
SirKnight Offline
#244 Posted:
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How and the hell did that kid get knuckle deep picking his nose?
SirKnight Offline
#245 Posted:
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Now he is singing slimey boogers make good glue!

Bet his parents are proud.
CelticBomber Offline
#246 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
I don’t understand it either but it’s only Celtic that’s clamoring for / demanding them. His ranting and raving has certainly been entertaining. Laugh

The “One-Ton Chips” are made by a company in Hilo on the Big Island and the “Wun Tun Strips” made here on Oahu. Don’t know of anyone that makes a similar product elsewhere. Maybe because of C-19, I haven’t seen the OTC on the shelves lately.

A little bit of history on the OTC:

https://one-ton.com/noodles-and-classic-one-ton-chips-are-this-companys-mainstay/




Sigh... The chips don't really matter to me... I was in it for the jokes! You guys made me laugh my ass off teasing me about them.
teedubbya Offline
#247 Posted:
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It’s more the fact that he sends to everyone but sell tick anyway.
MACS Offline
#248 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
Sigh... The chips don't really matter to me... I was in it for the jokes! You guys made me laugh my ass off teasing me about them.


We're still doing it... pay attention!!
Palama Offline
#249 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
Sigh... The chips don't really matter to me... I was in it for the jokes! You guys made me laugh my ass off teasing me about them.


Damn! Gonz

Great acting job! Applause

Sure fooled me. Frying pan


Palama Offline
#250 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
We're still doing it... pay attention!!



We may as well stop with the jokes since he's been pulling our legs all this time.
















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