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delta1 Offline
#301 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 5:00 PM EST
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are quarks quirks?
Dg west deptford Offline
#302 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 5:28 PM EST
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Can ya dig it?
Palama Offline
#303 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 8:47 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Can ya dig it?


I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it
We can dig it, they can dig it, you can dig it
Dg west deptford Offline
#304 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 9:12 PM EST
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Right on right on
frankj1 Offline
#305 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 9:48 PM EST
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Grazin' in Da Grass
CelticBomber Offline
#306 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 11:43 PM EST
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This subtlety disguised 500 has almost caught up to the "Official" 500!
SirKnight Offline
#307 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 7:39 AM EST
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Depends on what you are diggin if I wanna dig it, but keep on diggin it
frankj1 Offline
#308 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 11:25 AM EST
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Dig Lazarus Dig




Nick Cave
delta1 Offline
#309 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 12:24 PM EST
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Hot Diggity





Perry Como
frankj1 Offline
#310 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 12:46 PM EST
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think I have a copy of Sing to me Mr. C buried with a ton of vinyl LP's
teedubbya Offline
#311 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 12:48 PM EST
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I always new frank was a digger
frankj1 Offline
#312 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 1:02 PM EST
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still wear my rope belt clam diggers in the Summer
SirKnight Offline
#313 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 1:05 PM EST
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Wonder how the Corona virus has effected the sex industry?
RMAN4443 Offline
#314 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 1:27 PM EST
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SirKnight wrote:
Wonder how the Corona virus has effected the sex industry?

I hear nasal sex is no longer an option...Think
SirKnight Offline
#315 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 1:35 PM EST
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What!! One of the tightest holes is off limits! The horror of it all
Dg west deptford Offline
#316 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 2:13 PM EST
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Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about
SirKnight Offline
#317 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 2:51 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about



Top Cat
CelticBomber Offline
#318 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 3:13 PM EST
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SirKnight wrote:
Top Cat



Sigh.... SHAFT!
tonygraz Offline
#319 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 3:29 PM EST
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SirKnight wrote:
What!! One of the tightest holes is off limits! The horror of it all


Up your nose with a rubber...................hose. RIP Ronny.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#320 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 3:30 PM EST
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Random thought #373

You don’t actually wash your hands.
They wash each other, and you just stand there looking at them like a creep.
SirKnight Offline
#321 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 4:11 PM EST
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Tits on a Ritz, bet you can’t eat just one.

George Carlin
8trackdisco Offline
#322 Posted: Sat, Apr 18 2020, 4:22 PM EST
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Heard on the police scanner today....

81 year old woman who forfeited her drivers license a few rears ago due to Alzheimer’s left the house in a vehicle. The police are looking for her.

If they find her, will they write her a ticket or not?

If they do write the ticket, how is she to remember to pay it?
SirKnight Offline
#323 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 7:09 AM EST
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If history repeats itself then when are the good old days coming back?
Dg west deptford Offline
#324 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 7:15 PM EST
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Dieing of heart disease is not necessary
Dg west deptford Offline
#325 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 7:23 PM EST
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Gbombs= micronutrients
Greens
Beans
Onions
Mushrooms
Berries
Seeds.
Cures everything and delicious
Was it Socrates that said let food be thy medicine?
Baby bokchoy & ****akee stir fry in mAgic sauce. It's what's for dinner. Oh and chorizo on the grill just cuz.
CelticBomber Offline
#326 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 7:41 PM EST
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I on the other hand recommend the Jewish Deli that I patronized today. Corned Beef, Sliced Brisket, Pastrami, Roast Beef, Chopped Liver and the Coup De Grasse, Cherry Hamantaschen.

Enjoy your.... seeds.
8trackdisco Offline
#327 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 8:55 PM EST
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When you get a bottle of Meds from a pharmacy, why do they put those 30 pills into a bottle which could hold 500?

Lots of unnecessary plastic waste.
izonfire Offline
#328 Posted: Sun, Apr 19 2020, 9:15 PM EST
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Why is it that when I touch my left nut, I think of Schmeltic.
And when I touch my right nut, I think of Bobby the Beekeeper.
Perplexing... Think
tonygraz Offline
#329 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 7:16 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
...
And when I touch my right nut, I think of Bobby the Beekeeper.
Perplexing... Think


Didn't know you and Hively were that friendly.
Speyside Offline
#330 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 8:26 AM EST
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Trompe-l'œil
SirKnight Offline
#331 Posted: Mon, Apr 20 2020, 10:39 AM EST
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There’s a skeeter on my peter.....
8trackdisco Offline
#332 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:25 AM EST
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If Safer At Home, where are the Homeless people safest?
teedubbya Offline
#333 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:44 AM EST
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Heavens to Murgatroyd
MACS Offline
#334 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 10:18 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
If Safer At Home, where are the Homeless people safest?


In jail. Bastards eat well and get to shower daily, too... and the taxpayers foot the bill.
SirKnight Offline
#335 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 10:28 AM EST
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Is someone into the three stooges a stoogaholic or an idiot?
CelticBomber Offline
#336 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:21 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Trompe-l'œil



Wrong forum noob! These animals would eat paint or paint their guns before they'd get that reference. I'd bet their eyes glazed over to protect their peanut brains as they passed right over that post!
CelticBomber Offline
#337 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:25 PM EST
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If the Universe is only about 13.8 billion years old how come it's about 98 billion light years across?


Pro Challenge: No Google and no YouTube!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#338 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:28 PM EST
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Cause quantum stuff
MACS Offline
#339 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:33 PM EST
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What is...Quantum acceleration, Alex?
Speyside Offline
#340 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:48 PM EST
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Hey, it was a random thought!
RMAN4443 Offline
#341 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 8:50 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
If the Universe is only about 13.8 billion years old how come it's about 98 billion light years across?


Pro Challenge: No Google and no YouTube!

Who is Turd Feurgerson?Anxious
Luke753 Offline
#342 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 9:04 PM EST
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Hey lady that doesn't want anyone near her. How bout you stop ordering chit. I'm here EVERY DAY with 4 to 10 packages! Sheesh.... wait did I say that out loud, or was it just a random thought?
CelticBomber Offline
#343 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 9:08 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
The MACS says "What is...Quantum acceleration, Alex?"



You forgot to refer to yourself in the third person..... FIFY
Speyside Offline
#344 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 9:09 PM EST
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You want I should answer that? Relatively speaking there is no answer, but I could generalize. The laws of physics never change, hmmmmmm?
MACS Offline
#345 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 9:20 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
You forgot to refer to yourself in the third person..... FIFY


Apparently that only happens when I drink far too much scotch. I've been sober since then... and likely will be for another month to recover. d'oh!
teedubbya Offline
#346 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 9:56 PM EST
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Expansion
CelticBomber Offline
#347 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 9:58 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
You want I should answer that? Relatively speaking there is no answer, but I could generalize. The laws of physics never change, hmmmmmm?



no. No they don't. They never change.. What changes is our understanding of them. You should know that. Now, I want you to go sit in the corner and read some Dr. Seuss and work your way up from there to recalibrate your brain.....


Sigh....

I understand what it's like to be a big, bright, shining, powerful, beautiful, blonde star floating in a huge void of ignorance!

It's hard to be a gangsta.
MACS Offline
#348 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 10:06 PM EST
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^Especially if you run afoul of the shot callers. That can be deadly to you and the fam.

Never go full gangsta.
izonfire Offline
#349 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 10:15 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Didn't know you and Hively were that friendly.

Not at all.
It's a love/hate relationship.
He hates me, and I love it.
I'm very accepting that way...
izonfire Offline
#350 Posted: Tue, Apr 21 2020, 10:16 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Wrong forum noob! These animals would eat paint or paint their guns before they'd get that reference. I'd bet their eyes glazed over to protect their peanut brains as they passed right over that post!

Why must you only view negative space???
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