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500 Reasons Why Platinum Membership Isn't For Everyone
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Gonz
MACS Offline
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ram27bat Stamp of approval ram27bat
izonfire Offline
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Applause Applause Applause
Mr. Jones Offline
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Platinum is so 2018
Ram27 Offline
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Oy vey ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™‰
Gene363 Offline
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Titanium is pretty nice though.Angel
frankj1 Offline
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in the old 500 DMV wrote:


"That's not how it works.

It's like the mafia.

The books haven't been opened since Wheel's passing. There aren't as many as one would believe."


can't put my finger on the reason, but this was my favorite post of the old 500
seems fitting the good doctor won the race.

Sunoverbeach Offline
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I was always fine with the aluminum membership
clintCigar Offline
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All of The Commie 13 are Platinum
MACS Offline
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clintCigar wrote:
All of The Commie 13 are Platinum


Pfffft... you wish.
frankj1 Offline
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in Russia, coal is a precious metal
izonfire Offline
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It seems I could never get past tin.
Hmmm.......
danmdevries Offline
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Welcome back to Monday fellas.
rfenst Offline
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Morning folks. A little blood work this morning for my annual endocrineology exam. Then, who knows...
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Good luck Robert
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Morning, party peoples. Returning to the on site portion of my career this week
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Good morning everyone,
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More wind and rain.
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Morning gents , supposed to rain here today sometime today.
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Good morning, yโ€™all
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Rained here once or so and old-timer told me.
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deadeyedick wrote:
Rained here once or so and old-timer told me.


Rain started here Saturday and hasnโ€™t stopped. Suggesting an end to them midday Tuesday. Great extended weekend ... for ducks ๐Ÿฆ† ๐Ÿฆ† ๐Ÿฆ†.
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Yeah 8, we're catching the same weather pattern except it started on Friday. About 8 inches since it started.
rfenst Offline
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Speyside wrote:
Yeah 8, we're catching the same weather pattern except it started on Friday. About 8 inches since it started.

Hell, this is the dry time of year in Central Florida during which we often have fires. And, we are in a drout for the last few years.
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Kiddie pool on the deck started with about 4" of water for the dogs to wash their feet. That was my last day off, so last Tuesday.

Its overflowing now. Its probably a 10-12" pool.

Everything is soup. Need knee high boots to get to the chicken pen.
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rfenst wrote:
Morning folks. A little blood work this morning for my annual endocrineology exam. Then, who knows...


I hope you get great results.
teedubbya Offline
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izonfire wrote:
It seems I could never get past tin.
Hmmm.......



I stopped when I got wood
rfenst Offline
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Gene363 wrote:
I hope you get great results.

I won't. I gained about ten pounds and my morning blood results have been a little high. Maybe he will bump me back up to two metformin instead of just one.
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Is Metformin George's brother?
MACS Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I stopped when I got wood


I think you're sposta "go" when ya get wood. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
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I was just shocked like a deer in the headlights.....

I heard izon is pushing cotton
MACS Offline
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Sheeps give wool, bro... he's pushing wool.
Ram27 Offline
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RollEyes RollEyes RollEyes RollEyes
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There are a handful of people in my neighborhood who have no ability to regulate the volume of their voices and it's slightly comical...

There's also a young couple who I'm convinced have never spoken to one another... All they do is yell... Everything they say to each other is the attempted start of an argument...

They aren't home very often, but every time they are, it's lots of yelling - and I get to hear every word perfectly...
rfenst Offline
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That sure sucks.
MACS Offline
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It might be entertaining... depending on what they're saying.
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It sucks.... They're annoying...

And the wife occasionally gets high on something and spends as much as 3 hours hand pruning a very small bush in the backyard... That part is hilarious...

You literally hear her hand pruning a bush on our fence line, she never moves from the spot she's in for hours, the clipping never stops, and she never accomplishes anything... There's nothing to accomplish! It's basically just a little ivy that hangs over the fence... I think she clips one leaf at a time....
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HA!


MOrning ALL, hope everyone is doing well, or getting better. Opel, that would be entertaining but not for very long!


Don't be BAD.
izonfire Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I was just shocked like a deer in the headlights.....

I heard izon is pushing cotton

I got wood right now.
Keep talkin...
teedubbya Offline
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what are you wearing?
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Decided a little after noon yesterday that I wanted to go to the high Sierras for some fishing...

Only takes about 2 and a half hours to get to the lake I wanted to fish and the severe winter storm warning wasn't set to kick in until 6...

Dropped the kids off with my parents, loaded up the wife and gear and jammed up there...

Got there around 4, hiked in, each caught a trout on a lure, hiked back out and got to the car right as the rain started....

Saw a couple clusters of deer, found the gate open to my favorite lake (good info to have, public info says still closed), waved hello to the 2500 year old seqoias in McKinley grove, smoked an opus x from delta (thank you much sir), and took a nice slow drive home...

Darn near perfect day... And never got anywhere near another human other than my wife...
delta1 Offline
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I couldn't have planned that any better if I tried!
teedubbya Offline
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didn't take the boat?
cacman Offline
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Opel went to higher altitudes and didn't get near anyone... LOL
opelmanta1900 Offline
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No, no motor yet... Thinking about buying one today but I'm still researching...

Minn Kota seems to be the standard but I've seen lots of them burn out... Thinking about a Newport...
MACS Offline
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cacman wrote:
Opel went to higher altitudes and didn't get near anyone... LOL


HA!
teedubbya Offline
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cacman wrote:
Opel went to higher altitudes and didn't get near anyone... LOL




LOL


IT WORKS
frankj1 Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Is Metformin George's brother?

yes
MACS Offline
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No so fast... it depends which George Foreman. There's like... 5 of them. That dipsh*t named all his kids George.

Well... except Met Foreman, I guess.
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Met is Turkish for George...Liar
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