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Poll Question : When do I call off the wedding?
Choice Votes Statistics
Right now before the trip 1 5 %
When he asks me to smoke an Acid cigar 1 5 %
On the boat with family so no one can leave 0 0 %
On the last day at airport 0 0 %
Just smoke it but don't act like it was good 0 0 %
Propose to her father instead 1 5 %
Stay engaged and stick Acid label on good cigar 10 50 %
Smoke Acid on acid 3 15 %
Fill the humidor with Mountain Dew at night 2 10 %
Break both my arms 2 10 %
Total 20 100%

Fiancee's Dad wants to smoke an Acid with me on July 4th
ripcurlksm Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2019
Posts: 14
What should I do?
RMAN4443 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,025
Don't do it....BARF!
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 92,068
tell him acids are for ****... Mellow
KingoftheCove Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 6,328
Um.........let me think for a second...

Maybe offer him a better cigar?

We need more background info noob.
Does he smokes Acids?
Does he smoke cigars?
Do you smoke Acids? Why is FIL wanting to smoke an Acid with you?
ripcurlksm Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2019
Posts: 14
KingoftheCove wrote:

We need more background info noob. Please don't curse, I'm 10yo
Does he smokes Acids? Just discovered them
Does he smoke cigars? Yes always good smokes
Do you smoke Acids? No
Why is FIL wanting to smoke an Acid with you? Hes excited to share a new smoke he found/liked


opelmanta1900 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 11,755
rip him, curl him, and then kiss him...
ripcurlksm Offline
#7 Posted:
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Posts: 14
opelmanta1900 wrote:
rip him, curl him, and then kiss him...


Thanks for being the first to post actual advice
KingoftheCove Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 6,328
Hmmmm....
FIL always smokes “good” cigars, and recently discovered Acids........and loves them.
That is what we call an “outlier”.

So....................go ahead and smoke an Acid with him.........he apparently knows what he likes.
No sense offering him something that most of us would consider good...............just a waste of time.
KingoftheCove Offline
#9 Posted:
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Posts: 6,328
Geeeezus
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted:
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Posts: 6,328
anyways..............smoke that Acid baller
Stogie1020 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 283
Smoke it with him. While you are choking it down (er, smoking it), mention that DE also makes Liga Privada and you will split a box with him.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 48,470
ripcurlksm wrote:
What should I do?


Get a new girlfriend!
KingoftheCove Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 6,328
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Get a new girlfriend!

Applause
ripcurlksm Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2019
Posts: 14
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Get a new girlfriend!


This part I know, the poll is to help me decide how to break up Anxious
ripcurlksm Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2019
Posts: 14
Stogie1020 wrote:
Smoke it with him. While you are choking it down (er, smoking it), mention that DE also makes Liga Privada and you will split a box with him.


Yes I'm going to pick up some T52's
ripcurlksm Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2019
Posts: 14
KingoftheCove wrote:
Hmmmm....
FIL always smokes “good” cigars, and recently discovered Acids........and loves them.
That is what we call an “outlier”.

So....................go ahead and smoke an Acid with him.........he apparently knows what he likes.
No sense offering him something that most of us would consider good...............just a waste of time.


My last visit his humidor was filled with Fuente's and sent me home with a few. I brought a bunch of serie v melanios and davidoffs. I don't know what went wrong since but I don't live close to him so I cant control him

victor809 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 22,155
ripcurlksm wrote:
My last visit his humidor was filled with Fuente's and sent me home with a few. I brought a bunch of serie v melanios and davidoffs. I don't know what went wrong since but I don't live close to him so I cant control him



Sounds to me that he decided he doesn't like you and doesn't want you to join his family.

Started with Fuentes and now you're downgraded to Acids?


Yeah.... he found your browser history or your tinder profile.
corey sellers Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 7,202
He knows the truth about you and he is testing you while you are smoking it with him . Tell him this taste like his daughters pu tang that ought to do the trick.
jjanecka Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,333
Just smoke the cigar with him but be sure to look him square in the face unemotionally and tell him the story about you, the daughter, and the banana incident.
Stogie1020 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 283
Ask him if there is a soy-vegan alternative. Make HIM break up with YOU...

Also, we need pics of the fiancee to see how much effort we should put into saving/destroying your relationship.
GaryR Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 40
Acids are a gateway stick. You should be tolerant and patient with him, imo. I used to be an Acid lover.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 4,162
1) smoke the Acid. Try for a Blondie so it's over quick. Respond something along the lines of "Interesting, just not my favorite profile." Then chew on a Gurkha to cleanse the potpourris taste from your mouth
2) get him to agree to you choosing the cigar next time.
3) ensure the fiancee knows how much you've painfully sacrificed for the good of the relationship and lifelong reparations are likely in order
Pudding Mittens Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2016
Posts: 1,246
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Does he also want to mix bourbon with Kool-Aid and drink that with you, because he hasn't learned to appreciate bourbon by itself yet?

It'd be a fitting beverage pairing for an ACID cigar!
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stinger88 Offline
#24 Posted:
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Posts: 5,828
corey sellers wrote:
He knows the truth about you and he is testing you while you are smoking it with him . Tell him this taste like his daughters pu tang that ought to do the trick.


If I had a drink in my mouth, I would have spit it on my computer. Damn funny Corey.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 48,470
ripcurlksm wrote:
This part I know, the poll is to help me decide how to break up Anxious


After the bachelor party but before the wedding!Frying pan
izonfire Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 5,366
ripcurlksm wrote:

We need more background info noob. Please don't curse, I'm 10yo
Does he smokes Acids? Just discovered them
Does he smoke cigars? Yes always good smokes
Do you smoke Acids? No
Why is FIL wanting to smoke an Acid with you? Hes excited to share a new smoke he found/liked

Seems pretty clear. He's testing you.
Smoke a perfumed cigar with him, and he knows you're a pu$$y...
Cheno Offline
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 752
It's a Trap
frankj1 Online
#28 Posted:
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Posts: 33,642
social distance and wear a mask
ripcurlksm Offline
#29 Posted:
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Posts: 14
DrMaddVibe wrote:
After the bachelor party but before the wedding!Frying pan


Woot
CelticBomber Offline
#30 Posted:
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Posts: 5,313
Is it really that hard to say "No thank you, They aren't my cup of tea. I'm going to smoke this Fuente while you enjoy your Acid." If he has a problem with that defile his daughter and then run.
ripcurlksm Offline
#31 Posted:
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Posts: 14
CelticBomber wrote:
Is it really that hard to say "No thank you, They aren't my cup of tea. I'm going to smoke this Fuente while you enjoy your Acid." If he has a problem with that defile his daughter and then run.


Cancelling the wedding is absolutely easier
Buckwheat Offline
#32 Posted:
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Posts: 12,022
Tell him that you're allergic to them. fog
DrMaddVibe Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 48,470
ripcurlksm wrote:
Cancelling the wedding is absolutely easier



But that man was gonna make you smoke an Acid cigar! This will not stand. Git yer pound of flesh!
ripcurlksm Offline
#34 Posted:
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Posts: 14
DrMaddVibe wrote:
But that man was gonna make you smoke an Acid cigar! This will not stand. Git yer pound of flesh!


You can put a airplane on a giant treadmill running at 200mph, but its not going to take flight... maybe.
Pudding Mittens Offline
#35 Posted:
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Posts: 1,246
CelticBomber wrote:
defile his daughter and then run.

Everybody do your best Burton Cummings voice and SING!

Keep her out of mischief
Follow your daughter home
What are the boys like she's running and dancing with
Follow your daughter home
Is she still a virgin?
Follow your daughter home
Staying out late with the boys past midnight
Follow your daughter home
Tie her up!

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smokestaxx Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,214
Drop some acid then smoke an acid. You'll be fine.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#37 Posted:
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Posts: 4,162
You say this, but I see the corresponding poll answer tally remains unchanged, ya poser.
shaun341 Offline
#38 Posted:
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Tell him you prefer blueberry Swisher Sweets, brought to you by the same people that make Drew Estates.
MACS Offline
#39 Posted:
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Posts: 68,111
Life is too short to smoke bad cigars. Hell I'm 50 now, so I don't even want to bother with decent ones... I smoke good cigars.

I'd smoke a stogie with him, but if he ain't got good ones, bring your own.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#40 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Life is too short to smoke bad cigars. Hell I'm 50 now, so I don't even want to bother with decent ones... I smoke good cigars.

I'd smoke a stogie with him, but if he ain't got good ones, bring your own.

Ya, this.... Except the 50 part, that's old af...,
KingoftheCove Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 6,328
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Ya, this.... Except the 50 part, that's old af...,

Hey!
Shaddup!

I’d love to be 50 again.....
hnixon12 Offline
#42 Posted:
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Thats candy...ewwwwh
opelmanta1900 Offline
#43 Posted:
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Dude, don't bash candy...
ZRX1200 Offline
#44 Posted:
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Posts: 51,781
There’s candy in the van....
0824 Offline
#45 Posted:
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Posts: 58
“Poll Question : When do I call off the wedding?“

Until you find a replacement. The milk is free, right?
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