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Last post 16 hours ago by frankj1. 38 replies replies.
Soooooo...I have a yard sale today...anddddddd...
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
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Posts: 12,257
This low riding primer COATeD beater Honda / jap hundai Kia car keeps riding around the block...

I mean the fuuuuc goes around 15 times over a 6 hour time period...
I got his plate number the 2rd time around...a WEST VIRGINIA PLATE...
One person...

WTF?

THE second time around I got out the Mossberg 590 12 GA riot gun fully loaded with 2 / 00 buck ...then a slug repeat and rinse 3 times ...plus my RUGER LCP WITH 4 clips already in place...

This Hispanic **** was so obvious it was pathetic...

He never stopped...jUsT kePt cirCling indiscriminately at ReallY weirD intervals...

Bring it on SP** BOYEEEEE...

I GOT YOUR PLATES IN SPADES...

U FU*
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted:
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Posts: 12,257
WKZ 4278

OR
WAS IT?

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Why would I really post it..

But I gots it...
U can bank on dat' u coward Fu*
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
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Yes...
It was exactly 15
.
Not 14...

Not 16..

Bipteen

Nothing gets by Mr. Jones
BuckyB93 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Posts: 8,331
Put him on the squirm bench
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
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In due time

Bucky

In due time...

It always amazes me me these ignoramus newbies that they send with no clue... expendables I guess?
smokestaxx Offline
#6 Posted:
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So did you sell anything Jonesy?
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted:
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Posts: 12,257
Yes...

$90
Clams I didn't have before..

A very good day...
Thanks for asking😁😁😁
izonfire Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 5,266
The morphine kicked in...
RobertHively Offline
#9 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
The morphine kicked in...


How much did you do?
HockeyDad Offline
#10 Posted:
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Prolly FBI
izonfire Offline
#11 Posted:
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RobertHively wrote:
How much did you do?

Not enough.

Requesting an air drop to my coordinates...
smokestaxx Offline
#12 Posted:
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Posts: 4,201
Mr. Jones wrote:
Yes...

$90
Clams I didn't have before..

A very good day...
Thanks for asking😁😁😁

Good to hear brother
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted:
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Probably just the mask police or hopelessly lost in the PA boonies.
MACS Offline
#14 Posted:
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Clips? Clips!?!

They are magazines, ya loony f---.
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted:
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I knew some one would correct me ... aGAIN...

Thank you range master class instructor...MACS..

I WAS pissed and drunk when I posted this...sorry...
Clips is faster to type...


This drive-by crap was THE NORM FROM 2013-15...
AFTER AWHILE...I JUST GOT NUMB TO IT...

HELL..back at the height of my gaNGstAlkinG the FBI-SSG HAD half of the busy body bored housewives on the neighborhood crime watch organization
Employeed on the cash payroll...junior Gmen with their cell phones always out....watching my every move...every 15 minutes...
And I mean every 15 min ( from 8 am to 9 pm)...they'd walk in pairs...with pets or without pets ...stop at my mail box and talk very loud about some really off the wall stuff...just to bug me...

Now???
Christ...if I see two dog walkers OVER AN ENTIRE DAY That is a lot...
And I know these people...most of the others were SSG OR neighbors from different streets...

Now ...4 years after I gave them the "AGENT TROUT"
ULTIMATUM BACK in 2016 in ASHEVILLE , N.C....WHEN THEY finally really backed off...this crap doesn't happen very often...I JUST DONT NEED IT JAMMED INTO MY FACE WHEN IM SITTING IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY FOR CHRISTS SAKES...

If you mess with me there? AT MY H.U.T....
You are really asking for a PROFESSIONAL AND VERY
LOUD PERMANENT BEAT DOWN.
CelticBomber Offline
#16 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
Not enough.

Requesting an air drop to my coordinates...



On it. Send coordinates please.
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted:
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My buddy did a flea market on Friday and with social distancing there was quite a bit of room between set-ups and light customer traffic. He didn't do much more than 100 bucks, but at least he got rid of some stuff. I was surprised than they were even running a flea market.
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted:
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Yeah Tony...I think most flea mkts are still closed in PA...

May not even open during the red to yellow change...

I'm thinking FLEA MKTS would be a GREEN LEVEL
GATHERING ?
Gene363 Offline
#19 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Clips? Clips!?!

They are magazines, ya loony f---.


He he, you're correct, but good luck getting people to change.
MACS Offline
#20 Posted:
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I know you were jesting Jonesie... but I do have a 0812 Navy NEC. Small Arms marksmanship instructor.
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted:
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Clips vs mags. 5 vs 4
Gene363 Offline
#22 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Clips vs mags. 5 vs 4


There is a difference and I actually have a pistol that you load with a clip, a Grendel P-10, but it also has an internal magazine.
teedubbya Offline
#23 Posted:
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Totally agree. Was referring to easier to type clips than mags.
Gene363 Offline
#24 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Totally agree. Was referring to easier to type clips than mags.


Ah, didn't think of that, too close to the topic. d'oh!
rugrunner Offline
#25 Posted:
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Thought i was the only One left with a p-10....
Stogie1020 Online
#26 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
I know you were jesting Jonesie... but I do have a 0812 Navy NEC. Small Arms marksmanship instructor.


Is marksmanship a lot harder if your arms are small? Is it tougher to reach the gun parts?


BigGrin
izonfire Offline
#27 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Totally agree. Was referring to easier to type clips than mags.

Seems clips and mags are both easy to type.
And being one less letter, mags would be the easiest.

Maybe you’re just a fucquehead...
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted:
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Is marksmanship a lot harder if your arms are small? Is it tougher to reach the gun parts?


BigGrin

Midgets are notoriously bad shots...
Stogie1020 Online
#29 Posted:
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They always aim short of the target?...
izonfire Offline
#30 Posted:
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Stogie1020 wrote:
They always aim short of the target?...

They’re short on everything...
izonfire Offline
#31 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
Seems clips and mags are both easy to type.
And being one less letter, mags would be the easiest.

Maybe you’re just a fucquehead...

OK. That wasn’t very nice. I’m sorry.

I’ve been very irritable since these guys hijacked another thread with their miserable “milk talk”,
And being mulatto, I’m lactose intolerant...
teedubbya Offline
#32 Posted:
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In these days of lactose intolerance I understand
izonfire Offline
#33 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
In these days of lactose intolerance I understand

As a fellow brutha, I knew you would.

In these times of frazzled nerves...
Mr. Jones Offline
#34 Posted:
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"WHAT YOU BEEEE... DOIN' IN MY CRIB???"

"IT ONLY BE MUDDAFUKKKKIN PAPER TO YOUUUUU"...



"YEAAAAA...
BUT IT'S MY PAPERRRR" ( rack the 12 GA sawed off by the badass in the air Force nylon coat)
Mr. Jones Offline
#35 Posted:
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Magggggg-WITCH....

LET EEEEMMMMMMMMMM' BE THE JUDGE...
izonfire Offline
#36 Posted:
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Blast ‘em Jonesy!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#37 Posted:
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Izon...

I gotta get OPEL 1900 'S PERMISSION TO ENGAGE FIRST...

HE'S MY POINT MAN...

THEN "BOO BOO FRANKIE" hAs tO aGrEE...
Wit' Opie..

It's a long process before ...

I can blastttt emmmmmmm'
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 33,539
screw opel.
your call Y.O.G.I.
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