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corey sellers Offline
#201 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Hung like a light switch in the on position little bit better than Tee .

Love you Tee

J/K we will talk **** Saturday or before seems like I have some free time now.
delta1 Offline
#202 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
hey...I thought clowns were what the Q stood for...
izonfire Offline
#203 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
corey sellers wrote:
Hung like a light switch in the on position little bit better than Tee .

Love you Tee

J/K we will talk **** Saturday or before seems like I have some free time now.

You two could share a combo switchplate and have kinky sex time flickering the lights...
CelticBomber Offline
#204 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
teedubbya wrote:
Well if Corey goes but his wife stays.......



WAY ahead of you here. Ground work already laid.

See what happens when you accidentally shave off your beard? You're Samson and Delilah all rolled into one..... I think that means you have to use new pronouns now.
frankj1 Offline
#205 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
speaking for the entire northeast quadrant...we gotcha covered Corey.
corey sellers Offline
#206 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Don't know what I would do without you fella's.
victor809 Offline
#207 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Prolly die of the COVID.

RIP Corey.
Speyside Offline
#208 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
He already did. He just doesn't know it yet.
victor809 Offline
#209 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
RIP Corey.... we hardly knew him.

I mean, except that spey and I were his closest friends and he always said he wanted his cigars to go to us.
corey sellers Offline
#210 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Making plans now just need your addresses so I make sure both of you get them all.
teedubbya Offline
#211 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
It seems like yesterday when Corey seemed so vibrant and young. It’s just not fair.
victor809 Offline
#212 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
teedubbya wrote:
It seems like yesterday when Corey seemed so vibrant and young. It’s just not fair.


Life really is cruel.
Taken at such an .... age.

As long as his wife is notified that I'll swing by and collect his cigars, so she doesn't need to go through the pain of disposing of them herself. No need to mail them. I'm sure she will need some comfort anyway.

RIP Corey.
teedubbya Offline
#213 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I knew it was bad when he lost all his hair.
Speyside Offline
#214 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Corey, do you want some cigar ashes mixed with yours? Or maybe a ceremony where your ashes go under some tobacco plants?

When the COVID got me people memorialized me with a nice Chianti and some Fava beans.
victor809 Offline
#215 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
talk about a hardened liver....

RIP Spey and Corey.
Speyside Offline
#216 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
It was a good life Victor.
tailgater Offline
#217 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
teedubbya wrote:
Wear you gaddam masks folks. Don’t show your stupidity.


I like the wording here.
Was it intentional?

victor809 Offline
#218 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Speyside wrote:
It was a good life Victor.


I'm getting messages from beyond the grave!!!
teedubbya Offline
#219 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
If you have to ask you'll never know
delta1 Offline
#220 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
OK...you guys are really gonna get hit by karma if something awful does happen to Corey...

hey Bro, you still have my addy, right?
Speyside Offline
#221 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Delta, what else can we do but laugh? It isn't like this could have been controlled with shutdowns, following guidelines for reopening, mandating social distancing, wearing masks, and being cautious. That only works in the EU.
victor809 Offline
#222 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
And Asia.

But there's no reason to have done any of it at all.
HockeyDad Offline
#223 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,069
Speyside wrote:
Delta, what else can we do but laugh? It isn't like this could have been controlled with shutdowns, following guidelines for reopening, mandating social distancing, wearing masks, and being cautious. That only works in the EU.


I can’t believe you’re calling out Corey for not doing those things.

Too soon.
victor809 Offline
#224 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
HockeyDad wrote:
I can’t believe you’re calling out Corey for not doing those things.

Too soon.


Man.... I can't believe you're calling out Spey (RIP) for calling out Corey (RIP)

Too soon.
corey sellers Offline
#225 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
I got you Delta haha
CelticBomber Offline
#226 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
corey sellers wrote:
Making plans now just need your addresses so I make sure both of you get them all.



Don't you dare! They are a marital asset and I didn't spend all that time hitting on your wife for nothing!
corey sellers Offline
#227 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Hahs
frankj1 Offline
#228 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
CelticBomber wrote:
Don't you dare! They are a marital asset and I didn't spend all that time hitting on your wife for nothing!

you is already risen.
Show Corey the ropes.
corey sellers Offline
#229 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
He could be one helluva teacher
frankj1 Offline
#230 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
maybe he could also teach everyone The Ropes...

The Ropes - what are they?
Lots of guys have heard the phrase "The Ropes" - but surprisingly few really know what the term means or where it comes from. The purpose of this article is to fill you in on the ropes, what they are, why you want them, and where to get them.


Defining The Ropes
The phrase "the ropes" is slang from the European sexual underground, imported along with Swedish films. Ropes are the orgasmic contractions a man experiences when he orgasms. No one knows for sure why these contractions are referred to as the ropes - it's possible that the phrase is untranslated Swedish that just happens to sound like American words.

In the American porn industry, ropes often refer to strands of ****. Certain types of diet can cause the **** to form rope-like strands instead of pooling like a liquid.

Why would anyone want the ropes?
Okay, so the ropes are contractions you experience during orgasm. So what?

More contractions means longer-lasting, more intense orgasms. So when you've got the ropes, your orgasms not only last longer, they're also much more intense!

Porn stars use supplements to help give themselves impressive ejaculate volume. It's not only more photogenic, it's also a lot more enjoyable.
teedubbya Offline
#231 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I shoot ropes.
HockeyDad Offline
#232 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,069
Frank ruined this thread.
corey sellers Offline
#233 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Where you taking supplements while filming 3 Tracks in the Snow or The Tripod Rises Again.

Just asking for a friend.
corey sellers Offline
#234 Posted:
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I don't want to see the ropes now .
frankj1 Offline
#235 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
corey sellers wrote:
Where you taking supplements while filming 3 Tracks in the Snow or The Tripod Rises Again.

Just asking for a friend.

I ruined this thread


be safe from the covid.
Speyside Offline
#236 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
To late.
CelticBomber Offline
#237 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
HockeyDad wrote:
Frank ruined this thread.


Are you kidding? I'm dying over here laughing! Can't you just imagine him sitting there with the wheels turning in his head as that narrative passes from his brain to the page? I've said it before and I'll say it again. Frank is the funniest person ever on this board. Sometimes it's subtle, sometimes it's in your face and sometimes it's devilishly evil. But, what takes it from wit into the realms of genius is that he does it in a way that makes it feel like it's directed at you and only you even though he speaking to the crowd. That's a gift that elevates a joke into the realm of artistry! Bravo, Frank! Applause

Now I'm off to browse for some supplements. Whistle
corey sellers Offline
#238 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Now I know how you feel.
CelticBomber Offline
#239 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
Speyside wrote:
To late.



and with two words I'm laughing even harder. Beer
teedubbya Offline
#240 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Screw frank
corey sellers Offline
#241 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
That's fine as long as he doesn't get a turn to pay it back.
tonygraz Offline
#242 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Will anyone here want to ever be shown the ropes again ?
victor809 Offline
#243 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
CelticBomber wrote:
Are you kidding? I'm dying over here


And we've lost another one to COVID.

RIP Celtic. We hardly liked ya.
CelticBomber Offline
#244 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
victor809 wrote:
And we've lost another one to COVID.

RIP Celtic. We hardly liked ya.



You forget. I'm undead..... I'm always stuck in the middle of dying. Death just won't have me. But, TW will because he's a wh0re.
CelticBomber Offline
#245 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
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tonygraz wrote:
Will anyone here want to ever be shown the ropes again ?


Just wait until this Saturday's Vherf!
corey sellers Offline
#246 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Did you get the supplements?
frankj1 Offline
#247 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
didn't feel funny when I woke up but it's still early.
Speyside Offline
#248 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
So we only have 16 to go?
victor809 Offline
#249 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
We haven't gone to this thread in a couple days....
In the intervening time we've seen some recordbreaking days!.... Yesterday the nation hit 57k! California, Florida AND Texas have had some insane numbers.

It's like they trained for ths.
tonygraz Offline
#250 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Maybe just covid on steroids.
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