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Palama Offline
#101 Posted: Sat, May 30 2020, 9:42 PM EST
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Ron ate some fruit and crackers. He’s asleep now.
Numismaniac Offline
#102 Posted: Sat, May 30 2020, 9:42 PM EST
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HA!
jespear Offline
#103 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 6:23 AM EST
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Pray Answered PrayersPray

Speyside Offline
#104 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 9:01 AM EST
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Everyone please keep praying for Ron.
MACS Offline
#105 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 9:26 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
Ron ate some fruit and crackers. He’s asleep now.


Good news... he's got some recovering to do, but the scary part is done... thank the good Lord.
teedubbya Offline
#106 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 10:25 AM EST
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His also sitting up in a chair. Go Ron Go.
Gene363 Offline
#107 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 11:33 AM EST
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Mobile is good, keep it going. ThumpUp
izonfire Offline
#108 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 12:21 PM EST
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Herfing
Palama Offline
#109 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 1:42 PM EST
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The redneck (...with most of his teeth...) hasn’t asked for a cigar or a shot of bourbon yet but he did ask for a gun!

The boy has priorities huh? d'oh!
delta1 Offline
#110 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 1:55 PM EST
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wonder who he wanted to shoot?


they better hide his glasses...
Numismaniac Offline
#111 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 3:32 PM EST
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He needs to get on here and keep us updated!! Glad he's getting back to himself.
danmdevries Offline
#112 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 4:57 PM EST
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Numismaniac wrote:
He needs to get on here and keep us updated!! Glad he's getting back to himself.


Yes.
ZRX1200 Offline
#113 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 5:02 PM EST
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Annie sent me a pic of Ron when I called him “Fruitcup”......


Guess who’s #1!!!!

This guy
Speyside Offline
#114 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 5:55 PM EST
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The man has a heart of gold. Now with a little other metal added. Get well Ron.
Palama Offline
#115 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 1:16 PM EST
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Ron is undergoing some PT, they’re making him walk.

Annie also said it would be good if he could cough and get some stuff out of his lungs.
Palama Offline
#116 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 1:39 PM EST
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Looking like Ron could be discharged on Thursday or even Wednesday!
DrafterX Offline
#117 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 1:46 PM EST
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it normally takes a few days to get a good discharge after surgery.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#118 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 2:20 PM EST
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I discharged during
delta1 Offline
#119 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 3:36 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Ron is undergoing some PT, they’re making him walk.

Annie also said it would be good if he could cough and get some stuff out of his lungs.


they should give him a La Flor Dominicana Ligero
jespear Offline
#120 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 6:55 PM EST
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Glad to hear all the encouraging updates. Applause
8trackdisco Offline
#121 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 7:05 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Ron is undergoing some PT, they’re making him walk.

Annie also said it would be good if he could cough and get some stuff out of his lungs.


I can imagine coughing is not something he is looking forward to.
Palama Offline
#122 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 7:26 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Glad to hear all the encouraging updates. Applause


Figured Z is busy working and since I’m retired, can fill-in and post.
frankj1 Offline
#123 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 8:09 PM EST
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Palama wrote:


Annie also said it would be good if he could cough and get some stuff out of his lungs.


I'll never forgive myself.
MACS Offline
#124 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 8:16 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'll never forgive myself.


I poured myself a cup, too... which is highly unusual for me.
teedubbya Offline
#125 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 8:19 PM EST
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The problem is the way he trained his gag reflex is he probably doesn’t cost much and he needs to
delta1 Offline
#126 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 8:29 PM EST
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he's an expert at deep throating and getting his lips on the nut sacks...

he's pretty handy too!

here he is in front of his "parlor" in Las Vegas


http://www.cigarbid.com/...tches-Busy-in-Las-Vegas

ZRX1200 Offline
#127 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 8:33 PM EST
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He’s a good dancer too.
frankj1 Offline
#128 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2020, 10:38 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I poured myself a cup, too... which is highly unusual for me.

I understand.
He wouldn't stop crying.
I knew better but he was so pathetic.
izonfire Offline
#129 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 4:18 AM EST
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It’ll be a fine moment when he can sip some bourbon 🥃 again with us.
Heal up Ron...
Krazeehorse Offline
#130 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 6:00 AM EST
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Pull that pillow in as tight as you can when you cough Ron. It helps. A few rough days left but you've got this.
itsawaldo Offline
#131 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 11:58 AM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Pull that pillow in as tight as you can when you cough Ron. It helps. A few rough days left but you've got this.


OH YES!

First Ive seen this hope you're healing well!
Palama Offline
#132 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 3:59 PM EST
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Took Ron off of the oxygen but he had difficulty breathing so they hooked him back up. Still scheduled for discharge tomorrow or Thursday. He's got a frickin' l-o-n-g scar on his left arm!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#133 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 4:14 PM EST
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It's OK. Chicks dig scars. Get on that breathing thing tho
teedubbya Offline
#134 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 4:30 PM EST
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It looks like the old fart will be discharged tomorrow
teedubbya Offline
#135 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 4:30 PM EST
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It looks like the old fart will be discharged tomorrow
DrafterX Offline
#136 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 4:42 PM EST
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He could tell da chicks the scar on his arm is a shark bite... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#137 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 6:46 PM EST
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I think he’s ok with the scar just not the tone to heal. That’s his whacking arm Mellow
corey sellers Offline
#138 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 7:38 PM EST
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Tee did you get him hooked up with some help I am willing to chip in.
izonfire Offline
#139 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 9:16 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I think he’s ok with the scar just not the tone to heal. That’s his whacking arm Mellow

I think he was counting on you to whack it for him...
ZRX1200 Offline
#140 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 10:27 PM EST
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Annie sent me a pic today (this time he WASN'T flipping me off...I know it disappointed me too) of his arm, it looks bad now but it will heal. I told her to tell him when he plays stranger now it will be visual too not just tactile. I’m waiting for another salute....

Poor ugly **** had a rough day, butt he told Annie to pass a note along to Palama and Teedubya that he would soon “have a picture for them”.

I gotta tell ya, I got a semi-chub
CelticBomber Offline
#141 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 10:31 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I discharged during


I discharge when I see you!
CelticBomber Offline
#142 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 10:33 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:


I gotta tell ya, I got a semi-chub


Remember the days when you could get a full chub? Camping won't ever be the same....
CelticBomber Offline
#143 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 10:36 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
He could tell da chicks the scar on his arm is a shark bite... Mellow



TW has a scar on his nipple from a crappie bite and he's pulling chicks left and right!
CelticBomber Offline
#144 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 10:41 PM EST
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Three posts in a row, Wait, this makes four. I think I'm stuck in a time warp.

I await my fifth post with antici.................pation.




I miss you Tim Curry!
Palama Offline
#145 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 10:58 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Annie sent me a pic today (this time he WASN'T flipping me off...I know it disappointed me too) of his arm, it looks bad now but it will heal. I told her to tell him when he plays stranger now it will be visual too not just tactile. I’m waiting for another salute....

Poor ugly **** had a rough day, but told Annie to pass a not along to Palama and Teedubya that he would soon “have a picture for them”.

I gotta tell ya, I got a semi-chub


WTF are you saying?

Can we get a translation?

Or some corrected text at the very least?
CelticBomber Offline
#146 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 11:11 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
WTF are you saying?

Can we get a translation?

Or some corrected text at the very least?


You're supposed to say "I'd like to buy a vowel Alex. An "E" please."
MACS Offline
#147 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 11:13 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
You're supposed to say "I'd like to buy a vowel Alex. An "E" please."


Frank is gud wif wurds... Conan, maybe not.
ZRX1200 Offline
#148 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 11:14 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
WTF are you saying?

Can we get a translation?

Or some corrected text at the very least?



My apologies good sir
Palama Offline
#149 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 11:57 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Frank is gud wif wurds... Conan, maybe not.


Dontcha know, Asians are gud wif numbahs.
Palama Offline
#150 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2020, 11:59 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
My apologies good sir


No problem-o. Da Zombie solved it.
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