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TheMidgetMan Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 5:04 PM EST
Joined: 06-18-2020
Posts: 10
So I’m new here, just got WiFi in the closet I was shoved into. Apparently my doppelgänger was too sore to blow me, up. It’s so confined I can only manage short sentences.

Received word from the C BId Medical Counsel that help was on the way for my buddy who is having “performance anxiety”.

It can’t be that I’m ugly, I look just like him.

Anyways.

Cello definitely on
Waffles
Yes
No
The Skipper
Only on sundays
I won’t tell if you don’t

Thanks for the “hand”
pablo808 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 5:20 PM EST
Joined: 05-24-2020
Posts: 20
Midget's can be fun, My name is pablo...let's be friends
delta1 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 5:26 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
friggin hilarious

Welcome to the asylum, noob....looks like you're gonna fit in fine...have I seen you before?

you look like somebody........... a more svelte version............and pretty sure, better hung...
corey sellers Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 5:42 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
I think we have met before you ever been on a virtual herf
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 5:48 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
corey sellers wrote:
I think we have met before you ever been on a virtual herf


He's the founder...
corey sellers Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 6:11 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Hung like a light switch

Gotcha
clintCigar Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 6:26 PM EST
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
Is this real life?
Palama Online
#8 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 6:42 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,669
Yo TMM,

Nice intro. You look a little familiar though.... Think
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 7:39 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Well at least he finally got his shiat together and figured out the truth.

Love you Tee
tonygraz Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 8:52 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,243
Are you a friend of DrafterX ?
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 9:48 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Not me. MM is hung. Alas I am not.
Stogie1020 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 10:10 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,320
This guy is antifa and it's trying to infiltrate.

Don't be fooled. The end is night.
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 10:27 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
Finally.
A playmate for Fuzzy...
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 10:37 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,589
Somebody here 🤥
Whistlebritches Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jun 18 2020, 11:05 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
teedubbya wrote:
Not me. MM is hung. Alas I am not.



True.............on both counts
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jun 19 2020, 1:13 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Have you blown him up yet? Where is the valve?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jun 19 2020, 5:03 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Welcome, little guy. Enjoy your stay
delta1 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jun 19 2020, 7:44 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
pretty sure the valve is the tip...

TMM getting inflated would look natural
TheMidgetMan Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jun 23 2020, 6:20 PM EST
Joined: 06-18-2020
Posts: 10
I think I heard a door bell @2:35 today, man I hope work didn’t wear ol’ Ron out too much. I bet the CBid Medical Counsel knew exactly what he needed to get back into the swing of thing, I bet it’s looking up now.
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jun 23 2020, 6:24 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I’m pumped up!
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jun 23 2020, 10:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
z texted TMM's pic to me last week!
I don't feel very special anymore.

and the light switch is in the off position.
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 12:50 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,589
I hope Ron is ok.....maybe he finally blew MMan up for date night?
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