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Mr. Hu's TBP...
DrafterX Offline
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In an incident that redefines “sleeping it off,” a Chinese man’s bladder burst when he unknowingly held his pee in for 18 hours after binging on booze.

The 40-year-old man, identified only as Mr. Hu, reportedly fell asleep — ahem, passed out? — after downing 10 bottles of beer during a heavy drinking session the night prior — without heeding nature’s call once, reports Zhuji Daily.

After experiencing searing abdominal pains, the lager-logged soul reported to the to Zhuji People’s Hospital in Zhejiang, eastern China, where a CT scan revealed that his bladder was torn in three places. The pee-induced pain was so intense that Hu was unable to lie flat, and he failed to relieve himself of his massive urine reservoir despite several attempts.

Even worse, one of the holes had ruptured toward the patient’s abdominal cavity and forced part of his intestines to spill into the bladder — a complication doctors deemed potentially fatal if not fixed immediately.

Fortunately, they were able to save Hu’s life via emergency surgery, and he has since been released from the hospital after making a complete recovery, according to local media outlets.

While such bladder explosions are rare, the local hospital claims that every year they admit at least one such patient. And binging on beer is apparently the perfect recipe for a perforated pee pouch.

“When you drink alcohol, it causes the body to produce more urine than usual, so that can potentially contribute to the bladder being full,” Dr. Bradley Gill, a board-certified urologist at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio, tells Live Science.

Gill adds that when “accompanied by an inebriated individual being less aware of this fullness,” this can result in “traumatic bladder rupture.”

Film at 11..... Mellow
JadeRose Offline
#2 Posted:
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Are you Googlling "Chinese Cawk" again?
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
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JadeRose wrote:
I'm Garglling "Chinese Cawk" right now



freak... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#4 Posted:
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10 beers? It took more than that for drafter to get the courage to experiment with his homosexuality.
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
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I've never explored anything like that.. Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted:
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You must have drank a lot to forget your first time
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
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How many did you drink when you first gargled da cawk..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted:
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In terms of alcohol or the white stuff?
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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I would think it took a bunch of beers before the white stuff.. how many of the white stuff depends on how many you could find I guess... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted:
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Man, you guys sure gayed up another thread... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#11 Posted:
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After my first bladder cancer surgery they put in a catheter that subsequently clogged that evening. A trip to the emergency room had my blood pressure up over 300 and the pain was no fun. Fortunately I did not blow a gasket. Later that night it clogged again and another 20 mile trip to the emergency room was made.Not a fun day and no beer was involved.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
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You should have drank more beers....

Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.. Beer
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Hu pee do...

or.... Hu pee no
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
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Confusion say, Hu shoulda pee before bed.. Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#15 Posted:
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Always better than during.
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