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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 6:27 PM EST
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I recieved the VTU Vacuum Therapy System today.The VTU is intended to aid in the production and maintenance of penile erection in individuals suffering from impotence.I am impressed with you guys this is medical grade equipment.The offer to pre-lube the equipment is appreciated but unnecessary.I intend to try it out Saturday..........in use pics soon to follow.


I am always amazed at the thoughtfulness and generosity of the members on this site.I intend to send each and every one of you a before use and after use pic.


Thank You
My Johnson
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 6:46 PM EST
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I would like the record to show that I had nothing to do with this.

Oh, I would have participated if I was informed... but I wasn't. So don't send any pics to me.
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 6:53 PM EST
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I was informed but was able to predict Ron's plan
Whistlebritches Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 7:00 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I would like the record to show that I had nothing to do with this.

Oh, I would have participated if I was informed... but I wasn't. So don't send any pics to me.



Guilty dog and all that.........you are now on the pic list fo sho
Whistlebritches Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 7:01 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I was informed but was able to predict Ron's plan



So you're looking forward to the pics
deadeyedick Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 7:09 PM EST
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Was the VTU slightly used?
Palama Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 7:58 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Was the VTU slightly used?


For quality control purposes? Think
Whistlebritches Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 8:01 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Was the VTU slightly used?



Brand spanking new,individual components sealed in the box.Otherwise I wouldn't have touched it
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 8:04 PM EST
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Hell, I was just gonna send over a high class Asian escort. It wasn't me.
Whistlebritches Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 8:26 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Hell, I was just gonna send over a high class Asian escort. It wasn't me.



I like your style
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 8:30 PM EST
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Say W.H.A.T.???

T.M.I.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 8:47 PM EST
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I love this place.
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 8:50 PM EST
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hey Ron...didn't you have a VSU meter at one time?
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 11:05 PM EST
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TheMidgetMan Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 11:09 PM EST
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Ron finally “blew me” up, but I think he was jealous of my lovemuscle as he didn’t go until the tip got really rigid.
Palama Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jun 24 2020, 11:45 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
LMAO Al !!

http://www.cigarbid.com/...6/What-the-Heck-is-a-VSU


That was fun to read again! Laugh
Whistlebritches Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2020, 3:59 PM EST
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Tried to use it this morning.Apparently I do not follow instructions well.I got some nice wood then found my junk don't fit.Z I am sending this back to you for an exchange to and XL unit,this XS must have been yours.


Oh yea question to the CBID Medical Counsel.......If I can get wood pre-use do I even need penile erection assistance?
Numismaniac Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2020, 4:04 PM EST
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OH MY!!!!


Seems I've missed a good bit over the last couple of weeks, hehe.
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2020, 6:00 PM EST
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You weren’t big enough to create a vacuum?
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2020, 10:25 PM EST
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sassy!
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Jun 27 2020, 1:09 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
You weren’t big enough to create a vacuum?

He wouldn't give in to the negative pressure...
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