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faulty lighter
SHARK37 Offline
#1 Posted:
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Hi everyone ,, I purchased a bunch of cigars then I bought a lighter which I thought was full before I purchased my 1st butane lighter ,, went out bought butane filled lighter pushed button to light cigar and flames went over a foot burning my eyebrows... sent cigarbid an email asking for refund they have not gotten back to me yet I just sent another email; asking for a refund of this broken lighter … whats your take on this issue I have ? thanks
teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
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You are ugly and nothing can help that!

What do I win?
Whistlebritches Offline
#3 Posted:
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SHARK37 wrote:
Hi everyone ,, I purchased a bunch of cigars then I bought a lighter which I thought was full before I purchased my 1st butane lighter ,, went out bought butane filled lighter pushed button to light cigar and flames went over a foot burning my eyebrows... sent cigarbid an email asking for refund they have not gotten back to me yet I just sent another email; asking for a refund of this broken lighter … whats your take on this issue I have ? thanks




Dude did you get video.......this would be hilarious
Stogie1020 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
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pics or it didn't happen.
Stogie1020 Offline
#5 Posted:
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also, the high commission ALWAYS rules that eyebrow damage resulting form improper lighter use is operator error and does not qualify for any compensation or refunds. In fact, you should send back the cigars you bought, you don't deserve them. I mean, you effed up lighting a lighter, dude. How did you make it this far in life?
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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reminds me of an old joke that I don't fully remember...

somthin bout "it's fulla crap" ..............................."Dude, turn her over"
Palama Offline
#7 Posted:
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SHARK37 wrote:
Hi everyone ,, I purchased a bunch of cigars then I bought a lighter which I thought was full before I purchased my 1st butane lighter ,, went out bought butane filled lighter pushed button to light cigar and flames went over a foot burning my eyebrows... sent cigarbid an email asking for refund they have not gotten back to me yet I just sent another email; asking for a refund of this broken lighter … whats your take on this issue I have ? thanks


Damn! That’s a helluva lighter but it may not be defective. Check to see if there’s a flame height adjuster somewhere on the bottom of the lighter and see if you can reduce the setting.
rfenst Offline
#8 Posted:
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I never put the lighter up to my cigar while it is in my mouth. Instead, I hold it in my hant to torch it. Otherwise, it will burn too hot when you draw on it, which is not good for the cigar.
Palama Offline
#9 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
I never put the lighter up to my cigar while it is in my mouth. Instead, I hold it in my hant to torch it. Otherwise, it will burn too hot when you draw on it, which is not good for the cigar.


+1

And that’s why Rfenst and I have both of our eyebrows! Herfing
SHARK37 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 12-22-2019
Posts: 6
ram27bat Frying pan horse
teedubbya wrote:
You are ugly and nothing can help that!

What do I win?

idiot of the year
SHARK37 Offline
#11 Posted:
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Posts: 6
ram27bat horse Frying pan Sarcasm
Stogie1020 wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.

too many idiots like you here
SHARK37 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Damn! That’s a helluva lighter but it may not be defective. Check to see if there’s a flame height adjuster somewhere on the bottom of the lighter and see if you can reduce the setting.

cheap lighter no adjustments,thanks anywayHerfing
SHARK37 Offline
#13 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
I never put the lighter up to my cigar while it is in my mouth. Instead, I hold it in my hant to torch it. Otherwise, it will burn too hot when you draw on it, which is not good for the cigar.

I didn't I was holding cigar just too close to face did not expect torch effect..thanks
SHARK37 Offline
#14 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
reminds me of an old joke that I don't fully remember...

somthin bout "it's fulla crap" ..............................."Dude, turn her over"

you mean the one bout yr facehorse Frying pan ram27bat Sarcasm jester
Palama Offline
#15 Posted:
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SHARK37 wrote:
cheap lighter no adjustments,thanks anywayHerfing


Odds are the lighter won’t be considered defective and you’ll either have to live with the big flame or just put it on the side and use it only when you’re in desperate need of a light.

Hope it didn’t cost you too much.... :-&
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted:
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SHARK37 wrote:
ram27bat Frying pan horse
idiot of the year



Stick around. You will find out that post isn’t even in the running lol.

I’m an idiot but you have no eyebrows lmao.
victor809 Offline
#17 Posted:
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I don't think he likes you TW.
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#18 Posted:
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Found his after vid: https://media.tenor.com/images/43f160be52a6c65aa6eed197d39e970b/tenor.gif
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I don't think he likes you TW.



But I find him dreamy in a horribly sexual way
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted:
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even missing the eyebrows?
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
even missing the eyebrows?



He can draw them on like all the other drag queens.
corey sellers Offline
#22 Posted:
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Kinda of reminds you of DRAFTER
tonygraz Offline
#23 Posted:
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That's a great lighter. Best for removing nose hair and fantastic for lighting a charcoal grill. What is it and how much did you pay ?
victor809 Offline
#24 Posted:
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he actually bought the Elon Musk "This is not a flamethrower" or whatever.... he's gone to the wrong customer service site.
izonfire Offline
#25 Posted:
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SHARK37 wrote:

too many idiots like you here

No, you a$$hole, there are not enough idiots like TW here.
Matter of fact, no one else is quite like him.
He special...
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
reminds me of an old joke that I don't fully remember...

somthin bout "it's fulla crap" ..............................."Dude, turn her over"

the box is full of chit...

turn her over
Stogie1020 Offline
#27 Posted:
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SHARK37 wrote:
ram27bat horse Frying pan Sarcasm
too many idiots like you here


And yet I have my eyebrows and can competently fill and light a lighter. You, not so much.
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
No, you a$$hole, there are not enough idiots like TW here.
Matter of fact, no one else is quite like him.
He special...



YEA!Not talking
Stogie1020 Offline
#29 Posted:
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I love how sanctimonious a guy can be after he lights his own eyebrows on fire.
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted:
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I'm not sure what that word means but I agree!
Buckwheat Offline
#31 Posted:
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SHARK37 wrote:
ram27bat Frying pan horse
idiot of the year


Lighten up, Francis! fog
teedubbya Offline
#32 Posted:
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I'm trying to dox him and it just got easier. Thanks buck. So his name is Francis.... that narrows it down quite a bit.
Buckwheat Offline
#33 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm trying to dox him and it just got easier. Thanks buck. So his name is Francis.... that narrows it down quite a bit.


I don't have a clue what his name is. I was just using a line from Strips to try and calm him down. Here's the clip from the movie for context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN-aXzpQUdw
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted:
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So he was in Stripes huh? Major or minor character?
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted:
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Francis Soyer otherwise known as psycho.... I should have known by the eyebrows.
Plowboy221 Offline
#36 Posted:
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Turn the lighter upside down, shake three times and do the hokey pokey
frankj1 Offline
#37 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm not sure what that word means but I agree!

it's those caterpillars above your eyes.
tonygraz Offline
#38 Posted:
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Hey how come it didn't burn his hair - betcha he's a baldy.
delta1 Offline
#39 Posted:
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weird he go?

we weren't done playing with him...

hope he didn't burn himself up...
HockeyDad Offline
#40 Posted:
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Prolly Covid got him.
ZRX1200 Offline
#41 Posted:
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Now that he’s black Victor hates him and ran him off.
Mr. Jones Offline
#42 Posted:
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Sounds like the stunt man from...

"Once upon a time in Hollywood"
Mr. Jones Offline
#43 Posted:
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Shark37 🦈
Was Caucasian...
He caught the COVID...

Then he took hockeydad's advice ..
And rubbed dirt all over himself...
Then he ran a red light while intoxicated and fell asleep at a Wendy's...he was killed with a taser...
Then he AASSSSPLODED IN A BALL OF FIRE-reeeee
Butane...he was flame on and BLUE...
frankj1 Offline
#44 Posted:
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I believe you.
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