Nice, test the new guy, lemme dust off my thinking cap and see if I can ace it
Pancakes or waffles ? Keto baby! So neither
Do you like long walks on the beach ? I like long walks with cigars
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ? Who dat?
Do you like camping by the river ? No, cuz river means mosquitos around here
Cello on or cello off ? On without a doubt. The amount of damage from sifting around my packed wineador and bajillion Tuppers to find the EXACT cigar I wanna smoke at that instant results in damage to feet and wrappers
Ginger or MaryAnn ? Yum pigtails
David Lee or Sammy ? Wut
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ? Come again?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ? No, but I've had Turkish delights
Do you like gladiator movies ? Enjoyed Spartacus as a little kid, didn't really know what was going on. 300 was not bad, bc THIS IS SPARTAAAA
dogs or cats ? BOTH
Men or women ? YES
Wad or fold ? Filthy heathens that wad need to go back to toilet school
Sit or squat ? Fiber supplements can let you stand and do it, slips right out
TP or bidet ? I'm a filthy animal and use TP. Imagine cleaning your arm smeared in chocolate with only dry tissues...just think about that..
Do sad movies make you cry ? NGL, the Notebook got me good
Butter or margarine ? Yes
Pancho or Cisco ? Sancho panza so good...