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Palama Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jul 28 2020, 6:58 PM EST
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Thought it'd be easier to keep track of all the POTY candidates (highlighted) in one thread.

Please feel free to add any other candidates as you see fit.

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CelticBomber wrote:
I am STILL getting pm's from people looking for their order.... as a matter of fact I JUST got another one not 2 minutes before typing this out. I'm supposed to be the funny one people. I really don't like the role reversal! Some day, you will all pay.


frankj1 wrote:
just send each one a fiver from the bomb that CL7 sent you.

you're welcome


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Cycleman wrote:
I log in..... and I see things added to my watch lot........... cigars that I did NOT add to my Watch LOT. I kept thinking..... "Wow, why did I want to watch those cigars??"......... presto....... I log in the next day and more added.

Anyone else notice that? Because...... I could just be crazy and not know it, you know......


corey sellers wrote:
I figured you might like them so I added them.


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frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jul 28 2020, 7:16 PM EST
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you so funny Conan!
Palama Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 10:14 PM EST
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Nominated by Frankie:

CarsonTheCat wrote:
I know I started off with a CB joke, but in all seriousness, I just got a call from my wife that the neighbor across the street had their garage broken into through a window. Someone stole their deceased son's old motorcycle. Cops over there, finger-printing and taking statements.

The wife (and myself) are pretty creeped out by this, so I ordered a 6 pack of sensor alarms for all the downstairs windows and doors. All 5-Star reviews, so I'm pretty certain I can rely on them to be good and do the job if, God forbid, someone tried to tamper with our windows or doors. The windows already have a pin system them only lets the windows open an inch, but these sensors should add a little extra peace of mind.


JadeRose wrote:
I stole an ADT sign and put in my yard.



blow me macs,

Jade
Cheno Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 10:18 PM EST
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Blow me Macs is pretty funny if you ask me. (I know, I know, nobody asked)
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 10:22 PM EST
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blow me cheno...
Palama Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 10:23 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Find an adult to take care of it for you kid... fog


Vyks wrote:
blow me macs


JadeRose wrote:
I like this and believe it will be my new tagline.





blow me macs



Jade



Edited to include Jade's post.
MACS Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jul 30 2020, 10:25 PM EST
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I did laugh... but I laughed more when Jade used it as his tag line.
Ram27 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jul 31 2020, 7:45 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you so funny Conan!



Funny how...........
danmdevries Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jul 31 2020, 10:40 AM EST
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Lolz
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jul 31 2020, 1:10 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Funny how...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_DwZfyXAXI
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 6:58 PM EST
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topped so i can find it...
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 7:00 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
nobody wants to hear about your backdoor experiment with crustaceans... Not talking
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 7:04 PM EST
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Drafter is special.
Palama Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 7:49 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Drafter is special.


Special how?
delta1 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 8:15 PM EST
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Posts: 28,778
from Jewish Elbow thread:
DrafterX wrote:
isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..?? Huh


from Yosemite thread:
ZRX1200 wrote:
It’s street slang, all the cool Jews are using it.


from Boycott Vegan Food thread:
DrafterX wrote:
but the livers are still ok right..?? Huh


from Random Thoughts thread:
tonygraz wrote:
If Drafter had a period, would he be Dr. After ?


from CB Problems 500 thread:
rfenst wrote:
The thought of MACS to be a hot chick is sickening.
Palama Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Aug 8 2020, 1:15 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
topped so i can find it...


Topped for Frankie.
Palama Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Aug 10 2020, 2:57 PM EST
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Feel free to add your nominations.
Palama Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Aug 12 2020, 1:35 PM EST
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Helping Frankie out.
Palama Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Aug 12 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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This one certainly needs to be considered:

corey sellers wrote:
PM CELTICBOMBER he can help out with this problem I believe he works for them.


Original thread:

http://www.cigarbid.com/...d-Sent-the-Wrong-Cigars

plinytheelder Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 1:08 PM EST
Joined: 10-24-2006
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Gene363 wrote:
Family caring

My cousin just called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her pay her rent.

my cousin wanted the $300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday.

A couple of hours later, I get a call from the Taylor County jail. It was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money. My response...so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!
Palama Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Oct 7 2020, 3:29 PM EST
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Okay, okay it wasn’t posted here, nonetheless, Green Bay / Aaron Rodgers fans will love this one:

https://youtu.be/zNm6nVVx0e0
Smooth light Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Oct 7 2020, 5:36 PM EST
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Tell them the "bank of dad" is close.🏦
Really like the birthday come back was excellent 🤣.
JadeRose Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Oct 7 2020, 7:14 PM EST
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This seems like forever ago.

blow me macs,

Jade
Palama Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Oct 21 2020, 1:01 PM EST
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Hehe
Abrignac Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Oct 21 2020, 1:40 PM EST
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Can’t really point to anything specific this year. But, I’ve been here almost nine years (but the forums have been here what 20 or so years) and there have been some real winners over time.
bgz Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 12:20 AM EST
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A translation to one of Mr. Jones's posts:

teedubbya wrote:
The finger is stinky repeat the finger is stinky abort abort


I mean, I went back, re-read it, I think he was spot on.
izonfire Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 8:56 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
A translation to one of Mr. Jones's posts:

teedubbya wrote:

The finger is stinky repeat the finger is stinky abort abort


I mean, I went back, re-read it, I think he was spot on.

Had nothing to do with Mr Jones.
He was just fingering his own a$$hole...
bgz Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 9:34 AM EST
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In any case... the post has my vote.
Smooth light Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 9:41 AM EST
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Me too 👌
rfenst Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 11:37 AM EST
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Great thread!
izonfire Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 1:59 PM EST
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Smooth light wrote:
#Me too 👉👌

Another n00p violated by TW...
Palama Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Nov 4 2020, 12:44 AM EST
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Posted Nov. 3, 2020:

kombat96 wrote:
Dang. Y'all are harsh around here. This place used to be pretty decent, bunch of fun loving guys chit chatting about cigars. I come back and innocently try to trade with someone. I get this! As replies!

Well Go F♧ck yourselves!!!!

















I hate noops as much as I hate lanceros.


Palama wrote:
Shame on you

You didn't write. You didn't call. I don't think even Frankie remembers you. Not talking


The nominated post:

frankj1 wrote:
well, his mother and I were worried sick, but this one was always different...
just figgered he'd come stumbling out of the woods in late March looking for food again.
Palama Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Dec 31 2022, 8:18 PM EST
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Sadly, a winner was never declared. Crying
Sunoverbeach Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Dec 31 2022, 8:22 PM EST
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Is it by popular vote, committee decision, etc? Somebody's slacking
CelticBomber Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Dec 31 2022, 10:01 PM EST
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Since Oct 1 2022 I've received 10 customer service requests... It never ends.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Dec 31 2022, 10:06 PM EST
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Your hard work and dedication are ever appreciated
JadeRose Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 7:57 AM EST
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Posts: 19,525
I forgot about this!

blow me MACS,


Jade
corey sellers Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 12:29 PM EST
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I love it , glad I let everyone know how good a customer service representative you are.
corey sellers Offline
#39 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 1:00 PM EST
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I love it , glad I let everyone know how good a customer service representative you are.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#40 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 1:02 PM EST
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Double post delayed by half an hour? That's kinda rare
corey sellers Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 1:04 PM EST
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Didn't realize I had already posted
Palama Offline
#42 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 2:00 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Didn't realize I had already posted


Musta been a helluva celebration last night! 🎉🥃🎉🥃🎉
corey sellers Offline
#43 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 2:06 PM EST
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Yes , about 6 captain morgans out of my big cup then some drink called liquid Marijuana. Then they was handing out cheap champagne. Yes , A headache this morning but good to go now.
corey sellers Offline
#44 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 2:07 PM EST
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First and last time in a casino for New Years.
tonygraz Offline
#45 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 5:16 PM EST
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Palama - you forgot to set up a poll.
Palama Offline
#46 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 6:27 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Palama - you forgot to set up a poll.


We didn’t do a very good job two years ago so I consider 2020 was a warm-up.

Will do a better job this year. Promise!
Mr. Jones Offline
#47 Posted: Sun, Jan 1 2023, 8:39 PM EST
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Sooooo

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