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Apparently Celticbomber finally went off the deep end
ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted:
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MAN FIRES GUN AT CIGARS INTERNATIONAL EMPLOYEE AFTER REFUSING TO WEAR MASK

A man fired gunshots at a Cigars International employee after the employee told him he must wear a mask in the store or wait outside. The incident took place earlier today at the Cigars International location at 4078 Nazareth Pike in Bethlehem, Pa.

No one was injured by the gunfire.

According to Mat Cook, director of retail operations for Cigars International, a man entered the store without a mask on which is against both the store’s policy as well as state restrictions.

“The individual said ‘I’m tired of taking your F***ING customer service emails,’” said Cook. “We have a protocol where we will allow a customer to wait outside, gather all the cigars, and do the transaction outside. We didn’t know it was the Jewish ladies husband Celticbomber ”

Instead, the man allegedly grabbed two cigars, yelled “put these on jspear’s tab, then walked outside to the parking lot. Cook said a clerk at the store followed the customer outside so he could get a license plate number to report the customer to the police. The man then took out a gun and discharged three shots: two at the employee and one in the air. He then got in his car and drove away.

A report from lehighvalleylive.com indicated that as of noon local time the man had not been apprehended though a warrant has been issued for his arrest.

Cigars International is the world’s largest cigar retailer. It has three locations in Pennsylvania, two in Texas and two upcoming stores in Florida. It is best known for its website and catalog, the best customer service in the industry and smart forum members.

Scandinavian Tobacco Group owns Cigars International.
corey sellers Offline
#2 Posted:
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hehe

Beer
Herfing
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted:
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Are you sure it wasn't that Kodiak guy with his 9mm ?
Stogie1020 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Well played!
Whistlebritches Offline
#5 Posted:
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Are you sure Z.......I personally never thought CelticBomber was creative enough to pull that off.
danmdevries Offline
#6 Posted:
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-asked-to-wear-face-mask-at-cigars-international-opens-fire-on-employee-bethlehem-township-police-report/ar-BB17qrKI
deadeyedick Offline
#7 Posted:
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Wait...... jespear has an account I can use?
Palama Offline
#8 Posted:
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I knew it!

I just knew one day the 24/7 stress of helping with Customer Service issues was gonna catch up with Celtic.

Oh man, if only he had someone to talk to but the vast volume of cries for help left no time for himself. And of course with his magnanimous heart, he couldn’t tell anyone, “Sorry, I need some Me time.”

Poor StePHen. Sad










Btw, anyone have Jespear’s account number? Think

Umm, you know, just asking for a friend. Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-asked-to-wear-face-mask-at-cigars-international-opens-fire-on-employee-bethlehem-township-police-report/ar-BB17qrKI

so it's true?
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Frank that hurts.......now you assume I’m a liar?!!!
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted:
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Sorry Z I assumed you made up a hilarious story. Sometimes the truth is even funnier. Though I do think you embellished it a little.
illinichaser Offline
#12 Posted:
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Look we’ve always known Celtic was a few shots shy of a fifth... everyone directing pms his way was kind of asking for it
Plowboy221 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Damn I fell for it, thought it was fake. Then dan posted the link to the news story. Just read they are gonna charge him with attempted homicide. Hope he grabbed something expensive! To make it worth it lol.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lehighvalleylive.com/coronavirus/2020/07/man-35-charged-with-attempted-homicide-in-cigar-store-shooting-but-still-on-lam.html%3foutputType=amp
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#14 Posted:
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Started a GoFundMe for bail if the judge allows it:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/CelticBomber
clintCigar Offline
#15 Posted:
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LOLLOLLOL
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Frank that hurts.......now you assume I’m a liar?!!!

I'm sorry.




tw made me say it.
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted:
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So what more will it take to fix/improve customer service ?
JadeRose Offline
#18 Posted:
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Better him than me




blow me macs,

Jade
Speyside Offline
#19 Posted:
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I bet he mumbled something about string theory.
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted:
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More likely string cheese
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted:
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Went and found his last post:

CelticBomber wrote:
Can you name a magazine that you read?

BOOM!

Now I’m going to go “fix” that customer service problem once and for all!
izonfire Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Apparently Celticbomber finally went off the deep end

I honestly don’t think he’s ever spent much time in the shallow end...
Think
delta1 Offline
#23 Posted:
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so....CB aint making the VHerf today...no need to get on then...would he look better in stripes....or....orange?



friggin hilarious
Palama Offline
#24 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
so....CB aint making the VHerf today...no need to get on then...would he look better in stripes....or....orange?



friggin hilarious


The stripes would make him look thinner. Orange just doesn't seem to be his color, might make him look too Trump-like.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#25 Posted:
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Now we know why Trish always had jigglers premade and ready to go.

They need to get a kegerator or something up in dat hizzy.
CelticBomber Offline
#26 Posted:
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Posts: 5,501
All I have to do is show the judge the 3 full pages of PM'S of people begging for help and I'll get off! If that doesn't work I'll take him camping.
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted:
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I was surprised you didn't shoot yourself in the foot.
ZRX1200 Offline
#28 Posted:
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Whoever posted bail is NOT getting CBID matches.
Palama Offline
#29 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Whoever posted bail is NOT getting CBID matches.


Or soup! ram27bat
Palama Offline
#30 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
I was surprised you didn't shoot yourself in the foot.


He normally does it all the time. Did he miss on purpose? Think
thurson Offline
#31 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Frank that hurts.......now you assume I’m a liar?!!!


"...the story you are about to read is true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent."

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