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Callewis Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 08-05-2020
Posts: 22
Hello all,
Not only am I a newbie to this site but a newbie to the cigar world in general. I live in Tennessee and am a long time correctional officer, so I have thick skin. Let the hazing begin so I can learn some knowledge from you folks.
CarsonTheCat Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2020
Posts: 522
Welcome to the mad house Cal! Get ready for some incredible hazing. It's a good thing you have a thick skin, because you won't have much left when these guys get done with you!

On a serious note, if you ever have any issues with CigarBid, or the forum, PM CelticBomber or corey sellers. They both help out with customer service.
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 04-28-2020
Posts: 611
Welcome, I think we'll call you ewis.

Have fun
izonfire Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
Callewis wrote:
Hello all,
Not only am I a newbie to this site but a newbie to the cigar world in general. I live in Tennessee and am a long time correctional officer, so I have thick skin. Let the hazing begin so I can learn some knowledge from you folks.

Well, if you’re from Tennessee,
you’re definitely not a newbie to getting bent over a log...
streetrod Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-16-2007
Posts: 2,110
Welcome.
Remember, losing a bid is a sign of weakness. Never let anybody out bid you.😂.
corey sellers Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Welcome to the Asylum
Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,814
Welcome. Beer
Krazeehorse Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
Your banjo has 5 strings, right? Not one of those tenor wannabe's.
Palama Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,680
Callewis wrote:
Hello all,
Not only am I a newbie to this site but a newbie to the cigar world in general. I live in Tennessee and am a long time correctional officer, so I have thick skin. Let the hazing begin so I can learn some knowledge from you folks.


Aloha from Hawaii! ThumpUp

Corrections officer huh? You and the MACS might get along swell.
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,784
welcome new guy!
benja123 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
Welcome and brace yourself for incoming, all in good fun.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Welcome, Callewis. Enjoy the ride
Notthe1 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2020
Posts: 860
Welcome, I hope you enjoy your stay.

Also welcome to the brotherhood that is Cigars.

The 500 thread is a nice place to hang.
http://www.cigarbid.com/...omer-Service-Complaints-

Take a look at the Noob Pib. If you are interested in trades.
http://www.cigarbid.com/.../c/posts/626198/n00b-PIB

delta1 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,784
one can not claim to be a member of the CBid tribe unless/until:

http://www.cigarbid.com/...hallenge-The-Thonginator
CelticBomber Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
WTF 14 posts and no questionnaire? You guys are slipping in your dotage.
CarsonTheCat Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2020
Posts: 522
I was waiting for Tony to hop in here with his questionnaire.....
cacman Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
The word is to hit up CelticBomber with all your noob and customer service concerns.
Notthe1 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2020
Posts: 860
Stealing Tony's Thunder,

To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
Ginger or MaryAnn ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
TP or bidet ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
Pancho or Cisco ?
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Welcome
Calliwis

Are
You
An

S
S
G

Agent?

Say hi to Gary O'Connor in HAdES..
Or in that Latvian nudist camp of horrors...

Via HOSTEL I II III

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
tonygraz Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,247
Notthe1 wrote:
Stealing Tony's Thunder,



No problem - it's forum domain and I've been off the grid for over 5 days courtesy of that funny named hurricane.
Steel Talon Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 08-08-2012
Posts: 32
Callewis wrote:
Hello all,
Not only am I a newbie to this site but a newbie to the cigar world in general. I live in Tennessee and am a long time correctional officer, so I have thick skin. Let the hazing begin so I can learn some knowledge from you folks.



Brushy Mountain?
Callewis Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 08-05-2020
Posts: 22
Turney Center
Callewis Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 08-05-2020
Posts: 22
To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ? (Both)
Do you like long walks on the beach ? ( No)
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ? ( Daisy)
Do you like camping by the river ? (No)
Cello on or cello off ? ( On)
Ginger or MaryAnn ? (Ginger)
David Lee or Sammy ? (???)
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ? (???)
Have you been in a Turkish prison ? ( Not Yet)
Do you like gladiator movies ? (Yes)
dogs or cats ? (Dogs)
Men or women ? (Women !)
Wad or fold ? (Fold)
Sit or squat ? (Sit)
TP or bidet ? (Tp)
Do sad movies make you cry ? (No)
Butter or margarine ? (Butter)
Pancho or Cisco ? ( Pancho)
Mr. Jones Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
SSG?
grmcooper Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 10-10-2006
Posts: 20,430
Great another prison guard.
Numismaniac Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
Callewis wrote:
Turney Center


Welcome and don't be bad That place can be a PAIN!


I live in West TN, and pass by that exit on our way to Nashville on the regular. I'm in Medina, just 7-10 miles north of Jackson. Farm is in Humboldt and I grew up around the Hollow Rock-Bruceton area. Who knows, maybe we can try and setup a meet-up.
CelticBomber Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
Callewis wrote:
To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ? (Both)
Do you like long walks on the beach ? ( No)
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ? ( Daisy)
Do you like camping by the river ? (No)
Cello on or cello off ? ( On)
Ginger or MaryAnn ? (Ginger)
David Lee or Sammy ? (???)
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ? (???)
Have you been in a Turkish prison ? ( Not Yet)
Do you like gladiator movies ? (Yes)
dogs or cats ? (Dogs)
Men or women ? (Women !)
Wad or fold ? (Fold)
Sit or squat ? (Sit)
TP or bidet ? (Tp)
Do sad movies make you cry ? (No)
Butter or margarine ? (Butter)
Pancho or Cisco ? ( Pancho)


Communist. Get off our lawns.
Steel Talon Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 08-08-2012
Posts: 32
Callewis wrote:
Turney Center

Thank you for your service. Not many people can do what you do,or even have an understanding of what a CO goes through..

Myself I'm retired ADOC....
ZRX1200 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
Steel Talon, that’s a strong screen name.

I bet you have bumper stickers, rear window stickers, or both.

I myself am active DIC.

Do you like camping?
Steel Talon Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 08-08-2012
Posts: 32
grmcooper wrote:
Great another prison guard.


CORRECTIONAL OFFICER..is the correct term...d'oh!
ZRX1200 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
We’ll call you what we want to Mr Bossycow
Steel Talon Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 08-08-2012
Posts: 32
ZRX1200 wrote:
Steel Talon, that’s a strong screen name.

I bet you have bumper stickers, rear window stickers, or both.

I myself am active DIC.

Do you like camping?



No.on the sticker and decals. Never had crossed my mind,until now.lol

Enjoyed camping very much all my life, usually a rifle,bow,or tackle accompanied me. Until Neuro Muscular disease showed up. Now my kids take ME camping.Angel

I'm not familiar with that acronym

Which one would you choose of the two ?. Model19 or model 66 ?
SirKnight Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2018
Posts: 605
Which do you prefer
Screw, hack, turn key, or cracker?
MACS Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,774
Corrections officers... great...
corey sellers Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
hehe
Stogie1020 Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,327
Steel Talon wrote:
CORRECTIONAL OFFICER..is the correct term...d'oh!

See, he "corrected" you. Correction made.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Z doesn't allow weapons when camping. It's easier if the campers aren't able to defend.... ummm..... distract themselves from the planned activities
Sunoverbeach Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
And picking the stuck up redhead is one thing. But both waffles AND pancakes?!?!? Take a stand for crying out loud
Steel Talon Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 08-08-2012
Posts: 32
SirKnight wrote:
Which do you prefer
Screw, hack, turn key, or cracker?

Boss, will do just fine
MACS Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,774
Steel Talon wrote:
Boss, will do just fine


Acronym given by the convicts... stands for Big 'Ol Sacka Sh1t.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
I'm shaking it here Boss. I'm shaking it.

Wait a sec. You've gone and hijacked this introduction. That's grand larceny. You in a heap of trouble boy!
ZRX1200 Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
Weapons are welcomed, helps any potential future letigation.

Definitely prefer my models 19.

19X is ok too.
HockeyDad Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,130
Model 686 Plus.
Numismaniac Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
I's tired Boss, just tired
grmcooper Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 10-10-2006
Posts: 20,430
Ok.... Another babysitter
CarsonTheCat Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2020
Posts: 522
Steel Talon wrote:
Which one would you choose of the two ?. Model19 or model 66 ?


Personally, I enjoy rifles more than handguns. My favorite rifle was my father's British Enfield .303. Dang, that thing packed a wallop!
Callewis Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 08-05-2020
Posts: 22
Numismaniac wrote:
Welcome and don't be bad That place can be a PAIN!


I live in West TN, and pass by that exit on our way to Nashville on the regular. I'm in Medina, just 7-10 miles north of Jackson. Farm is in Humboldt and I grew up around the Hollow Rock-Bruceton area. Who knows, maybe we can try and setup a meet-up.



Small world, I live in mcewen. There’s a decent B&M in Dickson, have you tried it yet?
Numismaniac Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
NO Sir,

I know exactly where Mcewen is, grew up in the Hollow Rock/Bruceton area.

We may have to ge together there after this craziness slows down and we are visiting the daughter and son in law in Nashville.
Steel Talon Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 08-08-2012
Posts: 32
HockeyDad wrote:
Model 686 Plus.


Ok...I'm not familiar with a 686 +"Think
DrMaddVibe Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,424
Steel Talon wrote:
Ok...I'm not familiar with a 686 +"Think



220...221...whatever it takes.
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