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Last post 3 years ago by sfg391. 18 replies replies.
Pumpkin Spice, anyone ?
sfg391 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-12-2014
Posts: 124
https://youtu.be/1IZCHaBlH64
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
like!

you should do a proper intro, youngblood.
Krazeehorse Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
Two thumbs up!! Distributed to the grand kids. Thanks.
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
I really detest "pumpkin" anything...anything pumpkin is crap...

Second worst taste is fennell or black licorice...
That spice / taste is nasty baddddd...
sfg391 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-12-2014
Posts: 124
frankj1 wrote:
like!

you should do a proper intro, youngblood.


I don't know how "proper" this is, but here goes.

My name is Louie.
I am 44 years old.
I am currently single, but have been divorced 3 times.
Obviously, I smoke cigars.
sfg391 stands for:

Shags
Fat
Girls
391 is the weight of the fattest girl I have shagged, (SO far)

Will that suffice, Frank ?
MACS Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
3 times, eh?

1 is bad luck, 2 is a pattern, 3 is evidence... it's you, bruh. d'oh!
Plowboy221 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,133
sfg391 wrote:
I don't know how "proper" this is, but here goes.

My name is Louie.
I am 44 years old.
I am currently single, but have been divorced 3 times.
Obviously, I smoke cigars.
sfg391 stands for:

Shags
Fat
Girls
391 is the weight of the fattest girl I have shagged, (SO far)

Will that suffice, Frank ?



Have you ever blown a dude in a rest area bathroom for a ride to the nearest bus station?
sfg391 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-12-2014
Posts: 124
Plowboy221 wrote:
Have you ever blown a dude in a rest area bathroom for a ride to the nearest bus station?


No, I haven't.
What's it like ?
Plowboy221 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,133
sfg391 wrote:
No, I haven't.
What's it like ?


Ha, seems you should fit it just fine around here.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
if we all scootch down a few feet his fat ass will fit in
Plowboy221 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,133
frankj1 wrote:
if we all scootch down a few feet his fat ass will fit in



Beep beep, wide load coming trugh
Notthe1 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2020
Posts: 860
While he shags the fatties, he never said he was a fattie, himself.

Welcome to the Forum.
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Three BILLS IS JYYYYMONGGGUSSS...

391 ...WELL... THAT'S JUST DOWNRIGHT NASTY
Gene363 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,669
I cannot stand the smell of pumpkin spice, but that video is funny as heck. ThumpUp
CarsonTheCat Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2020
Posts: 522
sfg391 wrote:
No, I haven't.
What's it like ?



Jesus.....I like this guy already! SFG, you're going to do very well here!

391....holy balls....I knew a guy once who had a girlfriend over 500 lbs, and he was a little short and chunky himself but nowhere near 500 lbs. We asked him once, "How do you have sex with a girl that big?" Without any hesitation, he replied, "From behind." I guess that would probably be the only way he could make it work. This woman ALWAYS stunk too, like sour cottage cheese and old pizza....makes me gag just thinking about it....
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
yah...just about every 300+ lb woman I've ever known smelled bad...almost like they couldn't get all the creases cleaned...

they prolly were aware cuz they would try covering up with some heavy fragrance, that was usually bad in itself...
Smooth light Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2020
Posts: 3,598
Use flour and look for the wet spot.
So you don't get holes in the mattress because you miss.

sfg391 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 01-12-2014
Posts: 124
CarsonTheCat wrote:
Jesus.....I like this guy already! SFG, you're going to do very well here!

391....holy balls....I knew a guy once who had a girlfriend over 500 lbs, and he was a little short and chunky himself but nowhere near 500 lbs. We asked him once, "How do you have sex with a girl that big?" Without any hesitation, he replied, "From behind." I guess that would probably be the only way he could make it work.

That's about right. Of course, if you were blessed like Frankie Tri-Pod, there would be other options !

This woman ALWAYS stunk too, like sour cottage cheese and old pizza....makes me gag just thinking about it....

A pre-coital shower, where I had control of the hand held shower head, took care of that. ThumpUp
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