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Secret Santa 2020
benja123 Offline
#151 Posted:
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Posts: 1,269
gummy jones wrote:
ya no liquids or anything fragile in mine either

Liar

or tobacco products...
gummy jones Offline
#152 Posted:
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Posts: 7,969
benja123 wrote:
or tobacco products...


or ball gags
Dg west deptford Offline
#153 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
Santa shoulda put diapers, binkys & wipes in your 🎁 gummy
madspackler Offline
#154 Posted:
Joined: 03-07-2000
Posts: 3,608
I tell them I'm a sales manager - sending samples of pickles and hot sauce to my field team for feedback.

That hot sauce is real flammable.
Dg west deptford Offline
#155 Posted:
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Is that kosher?
CelticBomber Offline
#156 Posted:
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Posts: 6,786
My packages ship tomorrow... Heh, kinda forgot about the secret part. I put my name on them and signed the note. Sorry to let you know Santa didn't send these.
corey sellers Offline
#157 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Dam you killed Christmas...
delta1 Offline
#158 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
stinger88 wrote:
Mine went out today....please PO gods don't beat the package up. "No liquids"....sure!



we need a Cbid prayer for Secret Santa packages....it's White Knuckles Season

hey Fiddler...help please
delta1 Offline
#159 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
CelticBomber wrote:
My packages ship tomorrow... Heh, kinda forgot about the secret part. I put my name on them and signed the note. Sorry to let you know Santa didn't send these.


d'oh!

Beer Beer Beer
CelticBomber Offline
#160 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
corey sellers wrote:
Dam you killed Christmas...


No, I killed a mailman. Whistle
delta1 Offline
#161 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
CB -------> horse <-------mailman


corey sellers Offline
#162 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Usps is killing it right now one package has been out since the 5th.
gummy jones Offline
#163 Posted:
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Posts: 7,969
Tried to make a picture thread but kept getting an error...

My SS put A LOT of time into this gift and it is awesome and much appreciated. Cool homemade gifts and some awesome smokes to broaden my simple WV horizons. My wife just had our 4th child last week and she said the labor was a piece of cake compared to this porch bombing.

The damages:
$1,000,000

A 2-3 cigar travel case

A cigar box made into an awesome blue tooth speaker

Some tiramisu treats

Jalapeno jam and habanero sauce (I think this is the hint)

Some brandy watermelon peach shine

A 50 cal. ammo can made into a humidor filled with:
Afr75 x2 (haven't had in a while)
Cloud hopper corona x2 (nh)
Cohiba siglo I x2 (never had this vitola)
Drunk chicken original (never heard of)
EZ iced cinnamon bun (nh)
EZ machine gun LE (nh)
Gran habana vintage 2002 gordo (dang this is huge)
Grimackin maduro (never heard of)
Monte especiale no2 (really like these)
EZ nomad (yum)
Party shorts x2 (who doesn't love these)
Planscencia nesisitos (nh)
Planscencia original reserve (had once)
Southern draw roses & guns (nh)
Ryj media noche (haven't had in a while)
Sobramessa short churchill (yum)

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Sunoverbeach Offline
#164 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
Santa's cigar rolling elves are working overtime. Awesome bombing for the new (again) daddy
Sunoverbeach Offline
#165 Posted:
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Posts: 14,586
corey sellers wrote:
Usps is killing it right now one package has been out since the 5th.

Seems to be wandering about 30mi from its target. Hopefully will get there before next Christmas
benja123 Offline
#166 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
CelticBomber wrote:
My packages ship tomorrow... Heh, kinda forgot about the secret part. I put my name on them and signed the note. Sorry to let you know Santa didn't send these.

It's ok. The One Ton crumbs left inside woulda given you away anyhow.
benja123 Offline
#167 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
CelticBomber wrote:
My packages ship tomorrow... Heh, kinda forgot about the secret part. I put my name on them and signed the note. Sorry to let you know Santa didn't send these.

It's ok. The One Ton crumbs left inside woulda given you away anyhow.
clintCigar Offline
#168 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
If ne1 wants an easy way to post pics in here u can email them too me and I'll upload them to my web server and send you the link u can copy/paste in here. PM me for email addy.

(I know there a gazillion ways to do this but figured I would offer for this only. Herfing)
kombat96 Offline
#169 Posted:
Joined: 04-12-2010
Posts: 9,717
Santa be killing it this year
benja123 Offline
#170 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
clintCigar wrote:
If ne1 wants an easy way to post pics in here u can email them too me and I'll upload them to my web server and send you the link u can copy/paste in here. PM me for email addy.

(I know there a gazillion ways to do this but figured I would offer for this only. Herfing)

Clint=tech support
benja123 Offline
#171 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
gummy jones wrote:
Tried to make a picture thread but kept getting an error...

My SS put A LOT of time into this gift and it is awesome and much appreciated. Cool homemade gifts and some awesome smokes to broaden my simple WV horizons. My wife just had our 4th child last week and she said the labor was a piece of cake compared to this porch bombing.

The damages:
$1,000,000

A 2-3 cigar travel case

A cigar box made into an awesome blue tooth speaker

Some tiramisu treats

Jalapeno jam and habanero sauce (I think this is the hint)

Some brandy watermelon peach shine

A 50 cal. ammo can made into a humidor filled with:
Afr75 x2 (haven't had in a while)
Cloud hopper corona x2 (nh)
Cohiba siglo I x2 (never had this vitola)
Drunk chicken original (never heard of)
EZ iced cinnamon bun (nh)
EZ machine gun LE (nh)
Gran habana vintage 2002 gordo (dang this is huge)
Grimackin maduro (never heard of)
Monte especiale no2 (really like these)
EZ nomad (yum)
Party shorts x2 (who doesn't love these)
Planscencia nesisitos (nh)
Planscencia original reserve (had once)
Southern draw roses & guns (nh)
Ryj media noche (haven't had in a while)
Sobramessa short churchill (yum)

THANK YOU VERY MUCH


So, you gonna guess who your SS is?
I would my life savings ( all $20bucks) bet in Vegas on the answer
benja123 Offline
#172 Posted:
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And I am now officially ashamed of my box. I'll do better next year
benja123 Offline
#173 Posted:
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benja123 wrote:
It's ok. The One Ton crumbs left inside woulda given you away anyhow.

friggin n00b double post
clintCigar Offline
#174 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
gummy jones wrote:

The damages:
$1,000,000

I need to know where you shop to be sure and not purchase from this place. LOL
benja123 Offline
#175 Posted:
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clintCigar wrote:
I need to know where you shop to be sure and not purchase from this place. LOL

and that was with the coupon codes!
clintCigar Offline
#176 Posted:
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^LOL
Dg west deptford Offline
#177 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
I heard of lighting your cijar with a hundred dollar bill
But I'm thinking a million dollar bill would be sacrilegious
gummy jones Offline
#178 Posted:
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Posts: 7,969
Dg west deptford wrote:
I heard of lighting your cijar with a hundred dollar bill
But I'm thinking a million dollar bill would be sacrilegious



You should know as I believe I are the one who sent it to me
Sunoverbeach Offline
#179 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
gummy jones wrote:
You should know as I believe I are the one who sent it to me

SSS? Self Secret Santaing was a twist I didn't see coming Think
Dg west deptford Offline
#180 Posted:
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Sounds like gummys got a money & cigar laundering scheme going on
gummy jones Offline
#181 Posted:
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Definitely one of you two
Dg west deptford Offline
#182 Posted:
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Ok I guess my big mouth gave myself away
Glad everything arrived safely!
The Drunk chicken original and the Drunk chicken mother clucker are new and interesting smokes I recently discovered. Let us know what you think.
Hope you enjoy the home made crafts too!
I do love the hot sauce and jalapeno jam hope it treats you well. Do be careful with that sauce- we call it "Deceptive Ghost bonnet" it's a white ghost/Scotch bonnet blend that can do more damage than most sauces we make as it does have a creeper burn that doesn't hit right out of the gate.
The moonshining is a new hobby, the bourbon went fast will do a bigger batch next season. The brandy came out pretty good imo.
The Ammo-dor is of course expandable by removing the inserts &/or trays.
The temp/humidity guage on the lid is on a magnet so it's removable for relocation as needed as well. I had it loaded up with bovedas but it holds real steady and doesn't need as many as I put in it.
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#183 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
Well I can't say for certain as far as your other guess, but I can help you out a little.

kombat96 wrote:
I forgot to post who I thought was my secret Santa.

Sunoverbeach.

Sunoverbeach wrote:
Good guess, sir.


Edit: Nevermind. Guess DG cracked under the accusatory pressure
stinger88 Offline
#184 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
These are helping me with the process of elimination.
gummy jones Offline
#185 Posted:
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I loved it all dg
lance4824 Offline
#186 Posted:
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Posts: 664
Nice hit from SS
Palama Online
#187 Posted:
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Posts: 23,461
corey sellers wrote:
It's that time of year again for the secret Santa . In the past there have been some real generous Santa's so if you sign up just remember that . Send me a PM with your preferences what you like and don't to smoke and what adult beverage you like and your address . All packages need to arrive by Christmas. You need to be a active member of this forum for at least a year and have some trade credit . You don't put your return address on the box put a fake address on it . Put some kind of clue in the box as to who you are . Don't post on here that you have sent just send me a PM with the tracking number . Post here if interested.

FOGS anything I missed.

I am throwing this out there to see if anyone is interested in doing this in this phugged up year?



CelticBomber wrote:
My packages ship tomorrow... Heh, kinda forgot about the secret part. I put my name on them and signed the note. Sorry to let you know Santa didn't send these.


d'oh!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#188 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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Celtic Santas by his own rules
stinger88 Offline
#189 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
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D'oh. Forgot about the "Don't say you sent" line. Hopefully mine will just be in the mass shipping time. Plus my clue is pretty easy. I am still trying to figure out who my SS is. So far, I am using the process of elimination.

David
benja123 Offline
#190 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
stinger88 wrote:
D'oh. Forgot about the "Don't say you sent" line. Hopefully mine will just be in the mass shipping time. Plus my clue is pretty easy. I am still trying to figure out who my SS is. So far, I am using the process of elimination.

David

Me too but with USPS so messed up we will all be lucky if they get to their destinations in time. My latest incoming from DG went from ETA of 12/11 to still sitting in Jersey aka limbo. Same for an order from Dec 9.
SirKnight Offline
#191 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2018
Posts: 605
I had a package I. Jersey for two weeks. Had ordered inges called the company and they resent it and the original shipment showed five days after the second shipment.
benja123 Offline
#192 Posted:
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so Jersey is the new Baton Rouge? I hope they didn't want the first one back and I hope it was sumthin spensive
Dg west deptford Offline
#193 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
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Crazy, I sent the benja pack the same moment I sent Gummys santa pack.
Maybe I should've wrapped it up in santa paper like gummys.

Bass turds!
It's all a conspiracy to keep me in the hole to benja I just know it!
benja123 Offline
#194 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
Dg west deptford wrote:
Crazy, I sent the benja pack the same moment I sent Gummys santa pack.
Maybe I should've wrapped it up in santa paper like gummys.

Bass turds!
It's all a conspiracy to keep me in the hole to benja I just know it!

I don't see any inequity in our trades, unless it's the other way round. Whenever this box finally arrives I know it will be more than it should. I accept this and just figure karma finds a way.
clintCigar Offline
#195 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
whomever is my SS the package came in today. I won't get to it until prob Tuesday next week since I'm out of town.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#196 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
benja123 wrote:
]Whenever this box finally arrives I know it will be more than it should.

Hey, pot! Why you calling kettle names?
corey sellers Offline
#197 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Dam finally they has been out since the 5th i believe .
Sunoverbeach Offline
#198 Posted:
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Oh dear!

I'm appreciative, Santa. Don't get me wrong. But after the Benja PIB bomb yesterday, the neighbors are looking a little perturbed at all the smoke and booms.

Chit! Torches!?!? I'll be back fellas. I gotta turn the hose on these fuggers
corey sellers Offline
#199 Posted:
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I will look at all that has sent and update if all packages are out sometime Friday. SOB be careful water and oil never works if they are from us torch bearing fuggers down here.Seems to spread the fire which does make it more exciting to be part of .
Sunoverbeach Offline
#200 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
It's okay. the extra flames scattered the angry mob more quickly.

So I've sorted through an extremely generous box of holiday goodies. Santa did some incredible work. And here I thought for sure I was on the naughty list this year.

For your viewin' pleasure: https://imgur.com/a/N98Q2d6

For the eatin'
Dreamland BBQ Sauce - always up for a new sauce

For the drinkin'
Southern Prohibition Suzy B blond ale
Trimtab Brewing Cake Therapy imperial stout x2
Oyster City Hooter Brown brown ale
Yellow Hammer Tobacco Road amber ale (perfect name for a cigar based secret Santa)

For the serious drinkin'
Santo Fina Blanco Tequila
Apparently a collaboration between Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri (not a duo I'd ever imagined). Hadn't heard about it prior, but it's mas tequila now and shall be enjoyed.

For the carryin'
A nice 15 count travel humidor

For the smokin'
Toast Across America 2019 / Opus X Shark & DC Julius Shark - nh either of these
LP T52 - double corona x2 - great smoke
A Flores AFR-75 Edicion Limitada - churchill - nh
Big black thick mystery smoke - not sure. Little help here Santa?
Diesel Rage - toro x2 - nh this vitola but enjoy some Diesels
Eiroa Dark - robusto x2 - had but hellz to the yeah I'll take some more
Davidoff Nicaragua - robusto tubo x2 - nh
AF Don Carlos - #4 x2 - had and enjoyed
LFD Double Ligero - Chisel x2 - haven't had this size yet, but do have one waiting patiently
Padron 1926 - No 9 - had and loved
Padron 85th Anniversary - No 85 - nh but may or may not have drooled over one or two taunting me from behind the glass
Bucanero El Capitan Maduro - toro - nh nor heard of before. Intrigue is rising
Macanudo Inspirado Orange - toro - had but been meaning to try another
Diesel Unlimited Maduro (purty sure) - d.5, maybe d.6 - it's a big'un - don't think I've had this size
Diesel Unlimited - d.x - nh this viola

For the remodelin'
4" plastic mud knife (for the love of God, don't tell Mrs. Beach. I need a break)
some wall hanging odds and ends

For the appreciatin'
Awesome bombing, sir! So many smokes, brews, and liquor I'm looking forward to trying. Not to mention several smokes I'm excited to give another go. I foresee a thoroughly relaxing, and possibly a wee bit drunken, holiday ahead season ahead of me thanks to you. It's all much more than this man of simple taste and cheap wallet deserve.

For the guessin'
Now the screws and other bits threw me off, but the mud knife brought some sense back into the equation. If it was me, when I pull old screws and other wall hanging items out, I prefer to patch with drywall mud. Some though, might want to go with good old fashioned spackling paste. I'm calling out Madspackler as my Secret Santa. Thank you kindly, Eric. While the length of this post may not show it, I'm speechless.
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