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stinger88 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 4:46 PM EST
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In a giving mood. I will take the first two folks to respond and will send a nice fiver (hopefully arrive before Christmas) with a non-retalliation clause.

Merry Christmas!

David
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 4:52 PM EST
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Clearly you're high, but I don't remember selling you any pot...Think










(This doesnt count as a post...)
stinger88 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 4:56 PM EST
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To respond as in they would like to receive....Still doing gov't work, can't hit the ganja yet.
stinger88 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:23 PM EST
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Wow, almost 2.5 hours and nobody wants free cigars.
AKDAVE Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:40 PM EST
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I would have taken you up on it, but the non-retaliation clause goes against everything I stand for.
stinger88 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:44 PM EST
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Didn’t want someone to not take me up on it because they think they will owe me down the line.

Free and clear. Don’t think of it as mooching.
stinger88 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:46 PM EST
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I can even guarantee that there will be one or two good cigars in it. 😀
AKDAVE Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:54 PM EST
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Alright I'll bite as long as you don't hate me if I do accidently sometime down the road retaliate, lol.
Dg west deptford Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 8:54 PM EST
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Speak to the hand
Sorry, too many David's have already viciously bombed my porch.
No more David's accepted
Not talking
clintCigar Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:06 PM EST
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yes very generous stinger but I've got plenty and the no retaliation clause goes against my religion Herfing
stinger88 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:12 PM EST
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Alrighty, AKDAVE is one. Oh, and a little birds says there could be another one if more folks “sign up”.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:31 PM EST
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(Don't do it. You have plenty from generous BOTLs already. Just stay quiet and don't look like a target)

I'm in!

(d'oh! You eediot! (<- Ren & Stimpy accent for those of you who didn't Nickelodeon in the early 90s))
stinger88 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:36 PM EST
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Alrighty, that is two. Let’s say there is room for one more. Another taker?
stinger88 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:38 PM EST
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Dan/Dave, either of you move since the box pass? If not, I have the addies.
AKDAVE Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:44 PM EST
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Same location here.
Cheno Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:47 PM EST
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So awesome of you!
stinger88 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:49 PM EST
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(I have been the receiver of more than my fair share). Holiday season makes it easy to give some back/away.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 9:52 PM EST
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Same spot
stinger88 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 10:18 PM EST
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Most likely out on Friday.
CelticBomber Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Dec 16 2020, 11:00 PM EST
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stinger88 wrote:
non-retalliation clause.



I'm not bilingual. What does this mean?
stinger88 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:04 AM EST
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Means that the receiver shall not hit me back.
izonfire Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:05 AM EST
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stinger88 wrote:
Wow, almost 2.5 hours and nobody wants free cigars.

It’s not that.
It’s that I’ve already received a shellacking by you, Celtic, AKDave and SOB.
I definitely do not deserve any free cigars.

I’m still holding on to the gifted smokes like they’re gold.
Gonna take my sweet time with these.
Endless thanks for your generosity...
clintCigar Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:06 AM EST
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he said he wasn't bilingual so prob still don't understand
izonfire Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:11 AM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
he said he wasn't bilingual so prob still don't understand

Damn.
I left my left my Portuguese translator in the trunk...
BuckyB93 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:14 AM EST
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Did you cut some air holes so he/she can breathe?
clintCigar Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:17 AM EST
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it's prob a Portuguese translating goat
CelticBomber Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:23 AM EST
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stinger88 wrote:
Means that the receiver shall not hit me back.



Sorry no habla... Gonna need that Portuguese goat I think.
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:25 AM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
it's prob a Portuguese translating goat

Pardon my French, but you obviously don’t know Portuguese, you pathetic troglodyte.
My goats know how to scream in ten different languages.
The only reason that you’re not enchanted by this is the fact that you choose to remain willfully blind.

More goats for me...
BuckyB93 Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:35 AM EST
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Well, this mooch thread took a turn downhill pretty fast.

How many priority mail shipping boxes does it actually take to ship a Portuguese polyglot goat these days? twenty NINE!

And how do you answer when they ask "Does this parcel contain anything fragile, liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous including lithium batteries and perfume?"
Sunoverbeach Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 5:45 AM EST
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You answer no. If this goat's been with Izon long enough to learn 10 different languages, it's clearly not fragile and is perishable resistant at a minimum
stinger88 Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 7:17 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
You answer no. If this goat's been with Izon long enough to learn 10 different languages, it's clearly not fragile and is perishable resistant at a minimum

Almost spit out my Dt Dr Pepper reading this one.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 11:24 AM EST
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Almost? I shall strive to do better
stinger88 Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 12:32 PM EST
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Herfing
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Almost? I shall strive to do better
gummy jones Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 1:22 PM EST
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How about we split some trinidads instead
benja123 Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2020, 1:56 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Well, this mooch thread took a turn downhill pretty fast.

How many priority mail shipping boxes does it actually take to ship a Portuguese polyglot goat these days? twenty NINE!

And how do you answer when they ask "Does this parcel contain anything fragile, liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous including lithium batteries and perfume?"

wild guess...NEIN?
stinger88 Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Dec 18 2020, 1:03 AM EST
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Dan/Dave, they go out tomorrow.
stinger88 Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Dec 18 2020, 11:32 AM EST
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Went out this morning. Expected delivery Tuesday (hahahaha). I don't think that is going to happen. We shall see.

Enjoy.

David
Sunoverbeach Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Dec 18 2020, 11:47 AM EST
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Thanks David.

That remind me, I've got to get Chazbos wager sent. Slacking again
izonfire Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, Dec 19 2020, 5:11 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
How about we split some trinidads instead

Superb!!!
Trinidad goats are very exotic. ❤️🐐
I love the way you think Gummy!
AKDAVE Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Dec 26 2020, 12:55 PM EST
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David package received. Sorry for the late posting I was out of town when they arrived. Cigars:

AF Hemmingway Short Story - NH
Don Pepin Original Exquisitos - LIke very much
La Aroma De Cuba Mi Amor Reserva - Really enjoy these
La Flor Dominicana 1994 - NH
San Cristobal De La Habana CC - NH

Thank you David for the cigars!I look forward to smoking them all. Happy Holidays!!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Dec 26 2020, 1:34 PM EST
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Not a complaint exactly. Just geographical observation. If two packages are sent from FL, and one gets to AK in 4 days, how long does it take the second to deliver to IN? Does the USPS not own a globe?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#42 Posted: Sat, Dec 26 2020, 8:22 PM EST
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I've maligned the post office prematurely.

SFR showed up today
SD Firethorn toro - love these
DP Blue Exuisito - these too
LFD 1994 - Nh this size
Casa Fernandez Aganorsa Maduro- don't believe I've had the Maduro
San Cristobal de la habana cc - nh

Thank you, David. An awesome bit of Xmas cheer to wrap up the holiday
stinger88 Offline
#43 Posted: Sat, Dec 26 2020, 11:19 PM EST
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It is just on par with this crazy year. North is South, South is North.
stinger88 Offline
#44 Posted: Sat, Dec 26 2020, 11:20 PM EST
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Both of you are welcoming me. Merry Christmas.
delta1 Offline
#45 Posted: Sun, Dec 27 2020, 1:24 PM EST
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