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MACS Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 8:51 PM EST
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That all beers would taste heavenly!
That all whiskey would be inexpensive!
That all fish would be easy to catch!
That Cuban cigars would be readily available at ALL 7-Elevens, even if the owner was of Indian or Pakistani descent!!

Hey... MLK dreamed big (though some MF'ers don't like being judged by the content of their character) I figured I'd dream big too, in honor of Doctor King.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 8:54 PM EST
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It's a beautiful dream, Macs. Congrats on the win
Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 8:55 PM EST
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Dreamy ideas, congratulations on the new 500.
clintCigar Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 8:57 PM EST
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DREAM BIG OR GO HOME!

(edit: I guess you could dream big in your home. pffffffff)
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 8:59 PM EST
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Since Frankie said so...

SELF APPROVED! (still kinda waiting for RAM to say it's good)
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 9:02 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
My fishing bruddah has a birfday tomorrow... and he bought a boat end of last year... so I had a great idea for a birfday present that I know we would both use.

Bait tank net! Of course I got a good'un... and I gave him a Cohiba Siglo III, wife made him some Pancit, and I brought some Pliny for us to have with the smoke... so all in all it was a good few hours this afternoon.


Winning post. Worth repeating.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 9:04 PM EST
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Now you're just padding your numbers
MACS Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 9:12 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Now you're just padding your numbers


Post count? Dude... I'm over 70k. That's like saying Frankie T needs a pee nis pump.
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 9:27 PM EST
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LMAO!!! That's a great dream.

I have one too. Peace on, oh F that that chit ain't gonna happen.

Free beer!
Free whiskey!

Since we're gonna be socialists that could happen, oh F that it would be crap.

Lots of Vodka!

Man your dream is better than mine.
Ram27 Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 9:41 PM EST
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Well done MACS congrats .Applause Beer Applause

ram27bat
MACS Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 9:56 PM EST
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Whew!

I feel better now.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 10:45 PM EST
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very sweet!
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 10:51 PM EST
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Is this the new 500 ?
Whistlebritches Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 11:15 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
That all beers would taste heavenly!
That all whiskey would be inexpensive!
That all fish would be easy to catch!
That Cuban cigars would be readily available at ALL 7-Elevens, even if the owner was of Indian or Pakistani descent!!

Hey... MLK dreamed big (though some MF'ers don't like being judged by the content of their character) I figured I'd dream big too, in honor of Doctor King.



I'm 110% onboard!!!
Smooth light Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Jan 18 2021, 11:24 PM EST
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What is your clue?

Nice one MACS ... good job 👍
Guess I'll have some suds and a cgar... before sweet dreams 🛏️
8trackdisco Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 7:27 AM EST
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We should all take note where we were when we read the Temecula Dream speech.
danmdevries Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 7:54 AM EST
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Happy Tuesday fellas.
deadeyedick Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 8:05 AM EST
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It's a good dream but I'll settle for strong coffee at the moment.

After the morning 5 miler I'm headed to a cactus garden. The wifey decided we need to "update" our front yard with some new plants. In the old days I would just go out in the desert and dig up whatever was needed but they are all protested now and have become very expensive. Disney desert here we come.
Gene363 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 8:07 AM EST
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Good Morning!

Clear and 30 degrees headed to the range today.

Wondering if the Georgia stat line will be blockaded.Whistle
Ram27 Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 9:15 AM EST
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Tuesday greetings peeps. ram27bat
rfenst Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 9:19 AM EST
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What's up?
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 9:26 AM EST
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Mornin
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 9:30 AM EST
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Rammie...

Go rent...(from Redbox)

"An Honest Thief"

Very good...

Liam Neeson
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 9:52 AM EST
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Cool Dudes....
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 10:00 AM EST
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Mornin' guys...
bgz Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 10:02 AM EST
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Yo
Sunoverbeach Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 11:11 AM EST
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Morning, peoples
Smooth light Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 11:22 AM EST
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☕☕ 'DOUBLE SHOT TUESDAY'....
after 12 🥃🥃... cheers! gents.
delta1 Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 2:43 PM EST
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I just hate it when desert plants protest...

they can KMA...
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 3:50 PM EST
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had lunch with the wife a little while ago at a local cafe.... was sittin there minding my own bidness whens ome old man starts talking to us about God and stuff.... now, I have nothing against God but I don't need to hear about him from a stranger in da middle of my cheeseburger basket... Not talking
clintCigar Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 4:03 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Go rent...(from Redbox)

Redbox is still alive?
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 4:05 PM EST
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for now... but there's a movement to force them to change their name.... Mellow
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#33 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 4:20 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
for now... but there's a movement to force them to change their name.... Mellow

We can't say "box" anymore? Geez.
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 4:34 PM EST
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Yea I think the proper term is slot now Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 4:35 PM EST
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Jones still uses the term gash though
DrafterX Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 4:52 PM EST
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That's cool until Webster's tells us it's not.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 5:00 PM EST
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The book or the little gary coleman wannabe?
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#38 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 5:10 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The book or the little gary coleman wannabe?

There was something about him and Punky Brewster's redbox.... Wait, I said "box" again. Off to a re-education camp I go.
Smooth light Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 5:10 PM EST
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What worst then paper tits....

CARDBOARD BOXES!

Thought you all need a chuckle 😊
CarsonTheCat Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 5:10 PM EST
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Who still calls it a "gash"? I prefer the term "slit"....
teedubbya Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 5:19 PM EST
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Jones does
MACS Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:18 PM EST
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I'm kinda partial to "cooch".
teedubbya Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:19 PM EST
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how about the temple of womb?
danmdevries Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:21 PM EST
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Axe wound
MACS Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:22 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
how about the temple of womb?


Men spend 9 months trying to get out and many years trying to get back in...
danmdevries Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:24 PM EST
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How much do y'all pay for trash pickup?

Even if combined with other incorporated services, I want to know.

My rates went up again, now at $160/mo for 1 yd weekly pickup billed $480 quarterly and that seems too high. I think I could probably just take my trash to the transfer center myself for a lot less.

There's only one company that services my location, so I don't have a choice, but I drive past the transfer center going to work every day so maybe I just cancel home service and pay per load.
teedubbya Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:30 PM EST
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You would get very very mad if I told you
teedubbya Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:35 PM EST
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Looking for my bill, but I know it is way less than $200 a year and think it is closer to $30 - $35 a quarter

With that we get a huge garbage can on wheels, they pick up yard waste no issue, once a week pick up and if I forget to put it out on the curb often they will come up to the house to get it.
delta1 Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:38 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
for now... but there's a movement to force them to change their name.... Mellow


I heard that Redbox' new name is gonna be "Blackhole"
DrafterX Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, Jan 19 2021, 6:38 PM EST
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I pay about 150 yearly... not sure what the monthly fee is... Mellow
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