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danmdevries Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 9:22 AM EST
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ram27bat
CarsonTheCat Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 9:39 AM EST
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Is this the new 500? And why is your butt bruised, Danm?
Ram27 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 9:44 AM EST
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Congrats danm and the way we go.Applause
danmdevries Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 9:44 AM EST
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CarsonTheCat wrote:
Is this the new 500? And why is your butt bruised, Danm?


Landed square on my tailbone carrying salt out to the driveway and slipped on the stairs. Nailed my ass on the concrete steps. Elbows and head bruised too, but not as impressively as my ass. Ive got a 6-8" black and blue oval going from my tailbone into both buttcheeks.

Wife called me a dumbass while I was stuck on the ground hurting.

I can finally climb stairs, but not many. Can't reach the ground, using a steel dowel rod to put shoes on. Every day gets better, but I sure hurt my ass n back pretty good.
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 9:50 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
20 Below keeps the riff raff out.

Who you callin' riff raff? Think

Woke up thinking the 500 would be done last night, so didn't bother looking until now... well done, Danm.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 10:09 AM EST
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"SIX" DANM POSTS IN A ROW....

O.U.T.R.A.G.E. !!!

GOOD TITLE though...
Butt....ha ha bevis
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 10:10 AM EST
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Sun's out but the snow ain't melting....
Crrrraaaapppp!!!
MACS Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 10:16 AM EST
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It's a balmy 40, but sun's out... on it's way to 71. Beer
danmdevries Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 10:20 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
It's a balmy 40, but sun's out... on it's way to 71. Beer


We're on our way to 7. And soon after that we'll see the 1.

It's all relative and stuff.
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 10:28 AM EST
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Yeah, it's just numbers and stuff... until your snots freeze inside your nose and you can't feel your fingers and toes.
danmdevries Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 10:36 AM EST
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Proper clothing for current conditions helps tremendously.

Can't get my wife to buy into that though. She says she's driving from her heated garage in a heated car to a heated store there's no need for winter gear.

She even ended up 20 ft off the road in a ditch buried in a snowbank in a white Civic for 5 hours. Still doesn't agree because the car kept running so she stayed warm.

Can't get her to move somewhere warm either.
danmdevries Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 10:44 AM EST
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Looking at the forecast and thinking wife's battery is 4-5 years old and mine is 3-4 years old. Not sure which vehicle I should take. Hers requires less amperage to turn over but has an older battery. Mine requires more, but has a newer and much higher capacity battery.

I'll probably just take the truck and make her come pick me up if it doesn't start as usual. She's had to pick me up or I've hitched a ride home from work in every vehicle I've owned since I started working there. I'm sure the Ram's day is coming.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 11:12 AM EST
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nice going Danm, mazel tov on winning the 500.

buy 2 new batteries with your winnings
Cheno Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 11:19 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
It's a balmy 40, but sun's out... on it's way to 71. Beer


Wind chill tomorrow is gonna be -30.
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 11:22 AM EST
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Gl with that.
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 11:30 AM EST
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Dan's bum sure must have gotten pounded

and stuffed Mellow
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 11:56 AM EST
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Does Dan like fishsticks?
Palama Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 12:04 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
It's a balmy 40, but sun's out... on it's way to 71. Beer


62 right now, high of 73.

Gonna have to wear a jacket when I walk the dog in a few minutes.
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 12:11 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Does Dan like fishsticks?



I bet he does
delta1 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 12:33 PM EST
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Gorton's?
rfenst Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 12:39 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
It's a balmy 40, but sun's out... on it's way to 71. Beer

72F here right now and about that for the rest of the day (and into next week). Indoor humidity is 24%. I have sliders to the back porch/deck opened and I can just hear my pool's waterfall. Took another flexeril, so I am going to be stuck home for the rest of the day- unless someone else drives.
rfenst Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 12:44 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yeah, it's just numbers and stuff... until your snots freeze inside your nose and you can't feel your fingers and toes.
whip
Bwuhahahahahah!
Gene363 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 12:51 PM EST
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Congratulations to Danm on the new 500.

Good Morning! Its a gray 54 degrees today, looks like rain clouds heading our way.

Heading to the Ozarks in MO by way of Texas in few weeks. Helping the youngest son and his wife move to Salem, MO.
Smooth light Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 1:00 PM EST
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'GONZO FRIDAY' glad to see you all made it.
BuckyB93 Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 1:23 PM EST
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Did a rough draft of my taxes. I try to hit a zero sum game on my income taxes - get as close as possible to not owe anything nor get anything back. My taxes are pretty straight forward. I don't have anything too complicated so it's kinda easy.

Got pretty close this year. Quick estimate of about $1,300 back from Fed, about $50 owed to state. Before I send them in I'll wait a few week in case I get some unanticipated tax form in the mail. Then do a closer walk through to see if I missed anything.
MACS Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 1:34 PM EST
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^Going in to do mine tomorrow morning. I'm gonna owe both. Oh well... only had to pay one other time.
teedubbya Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 2:29 PM EST
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Salem, Mo? Isn’t that where the toofless witches moved to to avoid the fires?
rfenst Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 2:39 PM EST
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Waiting on tax mail too.

But, IRS is not accepting returns until like February 15th. No reason to rush, but if you just want it done now, I get it
CarsonTheCat Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 2:40 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Landed square on my tailbone carrying salt out to the driveway and slipped on the stairs. Nailed my ass on the concrete steps. Elbows and head bruised too, but not as impressively as my ass. Ive got a 6-8" black and blue oval going from my tailbone into both buttcheeks.

Wife called me a dumbass while I was stuck on the ground hurting.

I can finally climb stairs, but not many. Can't reach the ground, using a steel dowel rod to put shoes on. Every day gets better, but I sure hurt my ass n back pretty good.



Dang.....sorry to hear about your tumble! My wife was walking out onto the little deck at our front stairs a few weeks back to retrieve an Amazon package, and when she stepped on the door mat outside, it slipped right out and she went down on her badonkadonk HARD. Had a fairly good sized bruise on her cheeks and inside the crack.....her back when outta whack from it too. had to go see the chiropractor to get re-aligned.

Hope you continue to feel better, brother!
Gene363 Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 3:17 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Salem, Mo? Isn’t that where the toofless witches moved to to avoid the fires?


I hope not, but I guess we'll find out. It's a small town but large enough to have a hospital. Pretty cold for me, but there are supposed to be some fantastic trout streams nearby.
teedubbya Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 3:18 PM EST
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We have a 1% city tax assessed on our salary. End of year you can reclaim for all days you worked outside the city limits (worked, not vacation or sick leave etc). I've not been in the office sicne last feb/march. I live outside the city. Cha ching
teedubbya Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 3:20 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
I hope not, but I guess we'll find out. It's a small town but large enough to have a hospital. Pretty cold for me, but there are supposed to be some fantastic trout streams nearby.



I'm just joking about it. Not familiar. I bet it's pretty. Seems like 2-3G of people looking just at wiki for 2 seconds to see where it was at. I wish them well. Have fun.
Plowboy221 Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 3:33 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Salem, Mo? Isn’t that where the toofless witches moved to to avoid the fires?



Ahhh dent county, the meth capital of the world. They have a wal-Mart and a dollar tree that’s about it, we go out that way quite a bit US Foods has a warehouse out there.
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#34 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 3:33 PM EST
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Congrats on the 500 Danm.

Getting ready to make some wings, and fries for dinner.

Also I managed to owe about $800 in taxes this year, to the Feds. Gonna file/pay in march.

I have not looked at the state yet. I'll get to that soon.
Notthe1 Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 3:48 PM EST
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Just ordered My GF's Valentine gift.

Well not the flowers, but the other stuffs, yes.

So now I am feeling Like a champ.
Gene363 Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 3:50 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm just joking about it. Not familiar. I bet it's pretty. Seems like 2-3G of people looking just at wiki for 2 seconds to see where it was at. I wish them well. Have fun.


Thanks. It's pretty much the middle of nowhere, exactly what they wanted. She is an RN, hence the hospital and he is going to be a gentleman farmer or start some sort of business. Both are hard working and live pretty thrifty lives.

Their realtor did not have a lot of inventory, seems a lot of east and west coast refugees are moving there.
teedubbya Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 4:05 PM EST
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Not sure where they are coming from but any sort of a decent income makes for pretty good living. It has it's pros and cons but more pros if you ask me.
teedubbya Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 4:06 PM EST
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And hospital work could be an entirely different pace depending on where she is at now. Good luck to them.
tonygraz Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 4:33 PM EST
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The NFL should have given Dan free tickets to the Super Bowl.
Gene363 Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 4:42 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
And hospital work could be an entirely different pace depending on where she is at now. Good luck to them.


Corpus Christi, TX, been busy with COVID there.
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#41 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 5:17 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
. Ive got a 6-8" black and blue oval going from my tailbone into both buttcheeks.

Built Ford tough? Think
Gene363 Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 5:25 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Built Ford tough? Think


Rimshot!
Plowboy221 Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 5:28 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
I hope not, but I guess we'll find out. It's a small town but large enough to have a hospital. Pretty cold for me, but there are supposed to be some fantastic trout streams nearby.



Montauk and Meramec Springs, also quite a few other nice conversation areas within a relatively short drive such as Elephant Rocks and Tom Sauk
MACS Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 5:38 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Rimjob!


Oh, my!
Gene363 Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 5:46 PM EST
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Plowboy221 wrote:
Montauk and Meramec Springs, also quite a few other nice conversation areas within a relatively short drive such as Elephant Rocks and Tom Sauk


Thanks!
Gene363 Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 5:47 PM EST
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Mac, whatever make ya giggle. jester
BuckyB93 Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 5:52 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Waiting on tax mail too.

But, IRS is not accepting returns until like February 15th. No reason to rush, but if you just want it done now, I get it


Did not know this. I'm never in any rush, typically wait until deadline.

I took a look at them today in order to procrastinate from doing school work and get the temperature of where I'll be once I do file them. I generally don't end up owing much or getting much back so a couple months here or there makes no diff to me.

I was mostly just procrastinating from writing up a stupid Cybersecurity project for school.
MACS Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 6:13 PM EST
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I heard about the delay, I just want to be done with it.
teedubbya Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 6:22 PM EST
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Um... prolly shouldn't have eatin the cookie dough batter. not sure what I have just done.
teedubbya Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, Feb 5 2021, 6:42 PM EST
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Oh yea shouldn't have eaten the dough.
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