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Does anyone like Kentucky Fire Cured cigars?
borndead1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,215
I won a fiver of Marzio toros on the infamous auction site. Didn't read far enough into the description to see that they are KFC.

Let's trade.

I paid $23 for the five pack, but I'm open to anything in any price range as long as they are *not* made by any of the following cigar makers: Gurkha, Alec Bradley, Rocky Patel, Drew Estate, Pepin/My Father, Torano.

I like lanceros and lonsdales, and love trying stuff that is exclusive to local B&Ms. Doesn't have to be a five pack.

Thanks!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
borndead1 wrote:
I won a fiver of Marzio toros on the infamous auction site. Didn't read far enough into the description to see that they are KFC.

Let's trade.

I paid $23 for the five pack, but I'm open to anything in any price range as long as they are *not* made by any of the following cigar makers: Gurkha, Alec Bradley, Rocky Patel, Drew Estate, Pepin/My Father, Torano.

I like lanceros and lonsdales, and love trying stuff that is exclusive to local B&Ms. Doesn't have to be a five pack.

Thanks!

How tf did pepin/my father end up on that list? You like lancero's but don't want any from the company that literally makes the best regular production lancero's?
danmdevries Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,314
I like the small rg KFC. The bigger ones nah.
Ram27 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Posts: 48,992
NO......ram27bat
borndead1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Posts: 5,215
opelmanta1900 wrote:
How tf did pepin/my father end up on that list? You like lancero's but don't want any from the company that literally makes the best regular production lancero's?


Too many bad experiences. Mostly off flavors of underfermented tobacco. There's no reason why 5+ yr old cigars kept in low 60s humidity with no cello should taste like ammonia after the first 2". I recently tossed the remnants of a box of Tatuajes that I bought back in 2014. No sh*t. Did the same with a box of My Father Cedros Deluxe that I bought in 2016. And I've given them way more chances beyond that. The last straws were a box of San Cristobal Elegancia that appeared to have been constructed by a blind monkey, and a 5 pack of MF Le Bijou torpedoes that tasted like turpentine after 2 years. I know it's not my palate, because I still smoke all kindsa other cigars without the same issue.

The others are on the list for various reasons. Poor construction, inconsistent blends, bland flavor, chemical/ammonia flavor, etc.
CheapPrick Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 11-25-2019
Posts: 535
borndead1 wrote:


Let's trade.

I paid $23 for the five pack, but I'm open to anything in any price range as long as they are *not* made by any of the following cigar makers: Gurkha, Alec Bradley, Rocky Patel, Drew Estate, Pepin/My Father, Torano.


Thanks!



Well, that disqualifies me...
CheapPrick Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-25-2019
Posts: 535
Actually, I have a 10 pack of those in the corona.

Smoking one reminds me of a cool summer night under the canopy of a cloudless starry sky while sitting around a warm, blazing campfire that someone threw a pair of old leather boots onto.

No thanks..
CheapPrick Offline
#8 Posted:
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I usually drink coffee, but every now and then, to switch it up, I'll sip on a cup of some kind of black tea. Usually a chi spice that I get loose at "stashtea.com" .
One time in a fit of twisted, depraved self loathing and self abuse, I bought something called "Lapsang Souchong". It's a fire cured black tea that tastes extremely similar to those cigars.
Now the next time I smoke a KFC, I'll have something just as awful to go with it.
Stogie1020 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,308
I like smoking KFC, but I have a hard time keeping the drumsticks lit...
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
Stogie1020 wrote:
I like smoking KFC, but I have a hard time keeping the drumsticks lit...

You probably put too much gravy on it...
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted:
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Cheaprick....lapsang Souchong is outstanding tea.
CheapPrick Offline
#12 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Cheaprick....lapsang Souchong is outstanding tea.



I'm glad you like it.. To me it's like burning a log of mesquite and pouring water over it to drink.

But... I'll drink it when I run out of everything else...
fourfear Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2021
Posts: 230
Bought some fired cured. Had to put them in a separate baggie since they stunk up my humidor.😒
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Posts: 4,097
CheapPrick wrote:
I usually drink coffee, but every now and then, to switch it up, I'll sip on a cup of some kind of black tea. Usually a chi spice that I get loose at "stashtea.com" .
One time in a fit of twisted, depraved self loathing and self abuse, I bought something called "Lapsang Souchong". It's a fire cured black tea that tastes extremely similar to those cigars.
Now the next time I smoke a KFC, I'll have something just as awful to go with it.

I order from there some myself. What’s your fav?

The last I ordered was from Oregon coffee .com

Working through some dragons well green tea
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
CheapPrick wrote:
I usually drink coffee, but every now and then, to switch it up, I'll sip on a cup of some kind of black tea. Usually a chi spice that I get loose at "stashtea.com" .
One time in a fit of twisted, depraved self loathing and self abuse, I bought something called "Lapsang Souchong". It's a fire cured black tea that tastes extremely similar to those cigars.
Now the next time I smoke a KFC, I'll have something just as awful to go with it.

For a fire cured smoke, you should go with the original Parodi Kings.

And if you want to listen to something awful to go with it, listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_3HBrnYVdo&list=UUQOJ8FPcbZmUVFK4zKuG_wg&index=9
shovelgrrrl Offline
#16 Posted:
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Posts: 3,639
If you have something you hate, why not donate it to the Troops? PM me to donate them to OpFTH.
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Posts: 60,582
Hey baby....
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 60,582
https://youtu.be/kHkojuUSDO8
CheapPrick Offline
#19 Posted:
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Posts: 535
Jakethesnake86 wrote:
I order from there some myself. What’s your fav?

The last I ordered was from Oregon coffee .com

Working through some dragons well green tea


I Like their Chi Spice Black Tea .. Cream and honey added .. An after diner/before bed kinda thing..

I'm not a green tea kinda drinker, though I hear it's supposed to be healthier..
CheapPrick Offline
#20 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
https://youtu.be/kHkojuUSDO8


Awwwwwwww
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted:
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shovelgrrrl wrote:
If you have something you hate, why not donate it to the Troops? PM me to donate them to OpFTH.

might want to clarify that you don't mean a spouse.
shovelgrrrl Offline
#22 Posted:
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Posts: 3,639
Your point is well taken, I was thinking cigars...
izonfire Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
frankj1 wrote:
might want to clarify that you don't mean a spouse.

Might be better than choosing to light it up, smoke it and ash it...
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