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Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 2:22 PM EST
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Only in America can you find a kid wearing $150 tennis shoes, drinking a $5 cup of coffee, typing on their $1,000 cell phone complaining on social media that they are oppressed and that capitalism has failed...
RayR Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 3:24 PM EST
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Pathetic miscreants and indoctrinated ingrates, send them to Venezuela so they can live happily under socialism.
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 10:15 PM EST
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I'll apologize in advance if I have read this wrong, but are we referencing Black kids?

Just haven't seen white kids and complaints of oppression in the same sentence in these turbulent times.
And I don't want to miss the joke.
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 11:16 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'll apologize in advance if I have read this wrong, but are we referencing Black kids?

Just haven't seen white kids and complaints of oppression in the same sentence in these turbulent times.
And I don't want to miss the joke.


You need to get out more, nope.
Smooth light Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 12:32 AM EST
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This is the great society, not the racist society.

Get off the wheel the lemmings are racing on... take a break.
RayR Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 12:37 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'll apologize in advance if I have read this wrong, but are we referencing Black kids?

Just haven't seen white kids and complaints of oppression in the same sentence in these turbulent times.
And I don't want to miss the joke.


Gene is right, you need to get out more.
You should check out Vladimir Jaffe's YouTube Channel, he's a former Soviet citizen who goes to U.S. big city commie rallies and protests and talks to to those poor oppressed victims of capitalism. An awful lot of white whack job socialists there.

https://www.youtube.com/c/VladimirJaffe/videos
Smooth light Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 12:50 AM EST
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Played it at home, telling them how enmoral and corrupt we are, cause a riot, they only saw they had shoes!!
RayR Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 1:11 AM EST
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They will find their nirvana when they are dumpster diving for food.
CheapPrick Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 3:52 AM EST
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Single moms and unprincipled spoiled brats. The shoes were prolly bought by A: a father they hardly know or B: socially subsidized simoleons.
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 4:28 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'll apologize in advance if I have read this wrong, but are we referencing Black kids?

Just haven't seen white kids and complaints of oppression in the same sentence in these turbulent times.
And I don't want to miss the joke.


Black and white.
Only the white one's drink $5 coffee.
Starbucks won't allow the black kids in.
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 6:53 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Black and white.
Only the white one's drink $5 coffee.
Starbucks won't allow the black kids in.

good point.
You're like a genius!
Gene363 Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 7:13 PM EST
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A lot of racial profiling going on here. Shame on you
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 9:15 PM EST
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didja hear that after they finish their coffee, they are brutally attacking senior asians with their expensive cell-phones ...
Gene363 Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 10:00 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
didja hear that after they finish their coffee, they are brutally attacking senior asians with their expensive cell-phones ...


I'd like to field a few hundred Chuck Norris clones in old people makeup.
Gene363 Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 10:02 PM EST
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A little Charlie Chan'ish, but I'm sure the victims wouldn't mind watching a little hidden camera footage while recovering.
Whistlebritches Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 11:01 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'll apologize in advance if I have read this wrong, but are we referencing Black kids?

Just haven't seen white kids and complaints of oppression in the same sentence in these turbulent times.
And I don't want to miss the joke.


Black,brown,white,yellow...........lot's of misguided youth out there with little ambition and zero drive.Murica is rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell
MACS Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 11:08 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Black,brown,white,yellow...........lot's of misguided youth out there with little ambition and zero drive.Murica is rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell


Downhill roller coaster on an icy rails...

Either people are straight fkn blind or deliberately obtuse.
Smooth light Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 11:50 PM EST
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Point was no matter ungrateful, opinionated, and selfish we are in their eyes. Basic necessities like shoes, they can't see their own people needs... the people saw thru
the CODSWALLOP and rioted.
Speyside Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 11:51 PM EST
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Frank, Gene simply made an astute observation. Though due to being a FOG he did make 1 error. They were drinking lattes made with ethical Sumatran single estate high mountainside bean, the milk was organtic Almond, and the sprinkle of cinnamon was sustainably farmed and organtic. At the same time there was a CLM protest going on outside, and there was a big panic due to a bottled water shortage. Then the CMG protesters showed up and police had to descalate the the bitch slapping going on between the protesters. Then the ACLU showed up because there just had to be something wrong with the constitution that caused this horrific tragedy. In the end the House of representatives passed a bill that everyone inside a Starbucks must wear a mask at all times because, well that's just what the House of representatives does.
HockeyDad Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 1:00 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
didja hear that after they finish their coffee, they are brutally attacking senior asians with their expensive cell-phones ...


Yup. White kids with Starbucks coffee are attacking old Asians. You must not be following what is going here in the Bay Area.
Gene363 Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 12:07 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Frank, Gene simply made an astute observation. Though due to being a FOG he did make 1 error. They were drinking lattes made with ethical Sumatran single estate high mountainside bean, the milk was organtic Almond, and the sprinkle of cinnamon was sustainably farmed and organtic. At the same time there was a CLM protest going on outside, and there was a big panic due to a bottled water shortage. Then the CMG protesters showed up and police had to descalate the the bitch slapping going on between the protesters. Then the ACLU showed up because there just had to be something wrong with the constitution that caused this horrific tragedy. In the end the House of representatives passed a bill that everyone inside a Starbucks must wear a mask at all times because, well that's just what the House of representatives does.




Thanks for the additional details. d'oh!
delta1 Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 1:56 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Yup. White kids with Starbucks coffee are attacking old Asians. You must not be following what is going here in the Bay Area.


nuh uhh...Gene said assuming only white kids drink Starbucks coffee is racist...
Gene363 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 2:03 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
nuh uhh...Gene said assuming only white kids drink Starbucks coffee is racist...



I'd be outraged, but I suffer from outrage fatigue, sometimes confused with DILLIGAF. Mellow
delta1 Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 2:07 PM EST
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we old folks have to be careful wasting outrage energy on unimportant things...our supply of outrage has limits
Gene363 Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 2:23 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
we old folks have to be careful wasting outrage energy on unimportant things...our supply of outrage has limits


True, one reason for a face side down burial, it covers a lot with minimal effort. jester
HockeyDad Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 3:50 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
True, one reason for a face side down burial, it covers a lot with minimal effort. jester


As long as it’s a green burial.
BuckyB93 Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 4:29 PM EST
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In staying with the green theme, I'm doing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch/NsDb3nEEyKU
Gene363 Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 4:49 PM EST
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Speaking of green burial, after running several huge tree limbs through an Asplundh tree chipper powered by a large industrial Ford V8 engine I decided to be composted, but I really don't care since I'll be dead.
delta1 Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 5:08 PM EST
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yummmm...soylent green...skip the burial
rfenst Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 5:18 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Speaking of green burial, after running several huge tree limbs through an Asplundh tree chipper powered by a large industrial Ford V8 engine I decided to be composted, but I really don't care since I'll be dead.

That's so cool. I always want to do that.
But, I'd be concerned about adding freshly chipped wood to your compost pile. Takes a long time to break down.
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