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In Mail-In Impeachment Vote, Senate Convicts Trump 8275 To 3
Burner02 Offline
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a historic move, the U.S. Senate decided to switch to voting by mail for Trump's second impeachment trial. After all the votes were counted by an intern in a back room with no cameras, the Senate ruled to convict President Trump of incitement to violence by a vote of 8275 to 3.

"Our holy democracy has spoken," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "Do not ask any questions or you are a blasphemer against the sacred sacredness of our vote. Everyone can go home now!"

A couple of troublemaking Senators attempted to overthrow the Constitution by bringing up the point that there are only 100 Senators, making it impossible to arrive at a tally of 8275 to 3, but they were quickly removed from the Senate Chambers and condemned for "attempting to suppress the votes of people of color."

The Senate then moved on to other business, passing universal healthcare by a margin of 320,000 to 4.
Gene363 Offline
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jester
Speyside Offline
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I heard that was fake news.
CheapPrick Offline
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CNN always has all the up-to-date scoops.
tonygraz Offline
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Burner is a trumpanzee and loves to spread fake news.
tailgater Offline
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tonygraz wrote:
Burner is a trumpanzee and loves to spread fake news.


Kamala Harris likes to spread other things...

rfenst Offline
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Actually, the vote was 11,780 votes to 3.
I am 98.2% confident.
Gene363 Offline
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rfenst wrote:
Actually, the vote was 11.780 votes to 3.
I am 98.2% confident.



Exactly.
delta1 Offline
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confirms that the Senate has been mailing it in for years...what have they actually passed in the last decade?
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