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...................After Learning It's In The Center

LEBANON, KS—The U.S. Center Chapel that rests in the exact center of the 48 states was prominently featured in a Jeep Super Bowl ad calling for everyone to move to the middle. The ad starred Bruce Springsteen, who took a brief break from calling half the country Nazis to film the unity-themed commercial.

When Antifa activists watched the commercial, though, they were angered to learn it was in the center of the country rather than the far left. They immediately stormed the "Nazi" chapel for being in the center, shouting, "If you're not on the far left, you're Hitler!"

"If you're to the right of Stalin, you're a Nazi," said Antifa founder Bob Antifa. "And this chapel is just way too centrist. It is not enough to not be a far-right skinhead -- we must torch and destroy anyone who is not on the left. And that includes this little chapel, which is clearly racist."

"Being in the center is basically being a Nazi sympathizer and fascist enabler."

CNN quickly reported that the chapel was "asking for it" for having a cross and a picture of America on the wall.

Plenty of historical sites and monument have been destroyed, damaged or removed at the behest of left. Their goal is too eradicate American culture and history they don't like because history is bad that doesn't serve building their new socialist Utopia. They can't even stand for buildings or military bases having non-politically correct names.

the paragraph Burner left out of the article was the one describing how the far right took over the nation's Capitol, treating it like they treat their own homes, thinking it belonged to them cuz it's on the far right of the country

but the far right really did raid the nation's capitol and defaced it, killing a cop, injuring many more cops, and causing several other deaths in the process...


sometimes reality is much more biting than satire


and it's far easier to laugh at others than ourselves

I heard the cop that was reportedly killed with a fire extinguisher to the head who's ashes were then put on display in the capital a month later was actually not injured at all. Rather it was an unrelated death? As were most of the other reported deaths.

This is in no way an attempt to minimize the lawless fool stains who thought it'd be ok to act like a lefty for a day.
Just wanted to clarify no cops were killed. Some rando un-armed Q-tard babe was shot & killed, & I believe 1 other poor soul was crushed to death by the fool mob but all others were medical event deaths such as heart-attacks & such.
At least that's what I heard. Happy to be corrected.
Especially happy if it's biting & satirical.

It's politically incorrect to call it a riot if no one gets hurt.

Kansas churches in the middle of nowhere....
Burn down REEEEAAAAAALLLLL GOOD...

Whether you like it or not, it DOES belong to them (and us). Members of Congress seem to have forgotten who they work for.

Also, no one seemed to care all year when cops in Portland were getting frozen water bottles thrown at the, lasers pointed in their eyes, commercial fireworks shot at them, etc.

Sudden moral outrage at violence towards police when it was ignored (at best) is as hollow as the pillar of morals supporting most politicians.