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Just another "500" thread for your enjoyment
Ram27 Offline
#1 Posted:
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Have fun. Herfing ram27bat Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
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...and self-approved!
Mazel tov.
deadeyedick Offline
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Glad to see danm's butt is yesterday's news.
danmdevries Offline
#4 Posted:
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Still hurts.
Gene363 Online
#5 Posted:
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Congratulations!
izonfire Offline
#6 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Still hurts.

Better to leave it behind...
Stogie1020 Offline
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danmdevries wrote:
Still hurts.

Cheeky bastid....
8trackdisco Offline
#8 Posted:
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Ram Dodged the others for the win.

Smooth.
corey sellers Offline
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Afternoon gents
Gene363 Online
#10 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
Better to leave it behind...


No butts about it.
frankj1 Offline
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so far just a buncha Dad jokes in here...

MACS Offline
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Welp... my old doctor at Kaiser always forgot to do the "finger in the rectum" check, and I did not remind him. New doctor did not forget to check the testicles and the rectum. Fortunately for me, my old, white doctor is out for awhile and the young Dr. Torres is a hot broad from Argentina. I did not mind her fondling my testicles... and I dare say I didn't object too strenuously to her finger in my bunghole.

That is all.

Wait, no it isn't... She also ordered a covid antibody test to see if I have had it. So that will be interesting to find out.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#13 Posted:
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Prolly shoulda tested you for diseases prior to penetration
Smooth light Offline
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Cat- Scan on lungs/heart done today, waiting for results. See lung specialist Monday. Full check-up with Doctor next Friday.

Still alive and well, sometime it's hard to tell. 🥃🥃'DST' stay warm out there...BOTL
izonfire Offline
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Doctor visits, nut grabbin and anal penetration as a follow up?
Let’s go back to the Dad jokes...
tonygraz Offline
#16 Posted:
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Is this the new 500 ?
danmdevries Offline
#17 Posted:
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Back to work
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Smooth light wrote:
Cat- Scan on lungs/heart done today, waiting for results. See lung specialist Monday. Full check-up with Doctor next Friday.

Still alive and well, sometime it's hard to tell. 🥃🥃'DST' stay warm out there...BOTL

doesn't sound routine.
what's been going on?
corey sellers Offline
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Sounds like alot
delta1 Offline
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ham, scrambled eggs and toast....for lunch...

call it a late breakfast, but it was lunch time
Stogie1020 Offline
#21 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Welp... my old doctor at Kaiser always forgot to do the "finger in the rectum" check, and I did not remind him. New doctor did not forget to check the testicles and the rectum. Fortunately for me, my old, white doctor is out for awhile and the young Dr. Torres is a hot broad from Argentina. I did not mind her fondling my testicles... and I dare say I didn't object too strenuously to her finger in my bunghole.

That is all.

Wait, no it isn't... She also ordered a covid antibody test to see if I have had it. So that will be interesting to find out.

Technically, you have her telephone number, too.

So, you went out, got felt up and got her number. You could call and get lucky with her again. Nicely done!

Wait, if you pay the co-pay does that make her a Doctor-hooker?
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danmdevries wrote:
Back to work



It never ends does it.
Ram27 Offline
#23 Posted:
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Plowboy221 wrote:
It never ends does it.




How is your travels in the messed up weather?Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Driveway's clear again. Starting to look like the entrance to a massive snow fort. Would be cool if it wasn't so much work
Plowboy221 Offline
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Ram27 wrote:
How is your travels in the messed up weather?Think


Monday sucked snow all most all of the way, cold as heck unloading last night while unloading . Was -21 below this morning, gonna be snowing and -6 while loading in the morning.... have to drive through snow all day tomorrow at least. Gonna be lucky if I don’t get sick being out in all this bs.
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I guess my counter didn't matter, I did not win the 500 anyways.
corey sellers Offline
#27 Posted:
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At least your ****** did not fall off
Notthe1 Offline
#28 Posted:
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Dan, Sorry your butt still hurts.
corey sellers Offline
#29 Posted:
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Yes drunk
Notthe1 Offline
#30 Posted:
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Corey!!!

We missed you.

I missed you.
Notthe1 Offline
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MACS,

Congrats on the finger in the butt. I'm sure you enjoyed it a bit too much.

Hope everything was healthy up there.
teedubbya Offline
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Two magnificent sonsabitches in here at the same time. I’ve got wood!
Notthe1 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I’ve got wood!


You "got wood" every time you are on the forums.

Was this supposed to be news or something??
8trackdisco Offline
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Everything normal in here. G night.
Ram27 Offline
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💤💤💤💤
Ram27 Offline
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Good night and good morning. 👀
MACS Offline
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8trackdisco wrote:
Everything normal in here. G night.


Yep. Tee gayed it up and everyone left. Situation normal. All fooked up.

G'nite ya bloody beautiful bassards.
danmdevries Offline
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HHD Ram n dudes
8trackdisco Offline
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-8, no wind.

Warm thoughts for the frozen Texans.
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8trackdisco wrote:
-8, no wind.

Warm thoughts for the frozen Texans.

54% of households in the Houston area are without power. That’s 1.3 million! Many are without water as well. What a mess.

Brick wall

We have both for now, but they are doing rolling blackouts so we may not at any minute
Cheno Offline
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dkeage wrote:
54% of households in the Houston area are without power. That’s 1.3 million! Many are without water as well. What a mess.

Brick wall

We have both for now, but they are doing rolling blackouts so we may not at any minute


Get a few pots of water on the stove just in case. Use it to flush the toilets, if you got snow you could melt it and use that for toilet water too.
deadeyedick Offline
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Notthe1 wrote:
Dan, Sorry your butt still hurts.


Think danm has been butt hurt ever since he bought that truck.

Heading out for a planned 7 mile hike in the preserve. I just gave a guy named Mario (who may or may not be in this country legally) a check for $1500 to go buy 4 pallets of paver blocks. What are my odds?
tonygraz Offline
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Mario is a good name, you may be OK.
Notthe1 Offline
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Good Morning all.

25 and sunny out High of 33. Snow coming tomorrow. Yay Me.

Time for a strong cup of coffee. Then some work.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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dkeage wrote:
54% of households in the Houston area are without power. That’s 1.3 million! Many are without water as well. What a mess

The boy's in the Cypress area and finally got power back (maybe temporarily), then a couple pipes froze and burst. Good times
Ram27 Offline
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danmdevries wrote:
HHD Ram n dudes




Hump Day greetings danm & peeps. Herfing
MACS Offline
#47 Posted:
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Mornin' dudes. Got coffee... still sleepy.
MACS Offline
#48 Posted:
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My covid test for antibodies was negative. I have to say, that's shocking to me. Someone with my "no fks given" attitude, only wear a stupid mask when I absolutely have to, and was surrounded by the stuff in the jail... 2 guys I shared a freakin' office with had it. I didn't get it.

Yay for my immune system, I guess? *shrug*
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Morning, folks. 75/63. Rain most of the day. Better than yesterday, which was way to cold.

Nothing on today's schedule unless my mom wants to go to Costco to return one and then buy another TV. The one she bought is "too big and too bright" for her at night. I told her to adjust the TV so that it will alter the brightness when the room is dark (ambient light setting) and that she'd get used to the size. She's also complaining that the remote controller is hard to use. WHATEVER, we'll get her another, much smaller TV she might like more.

Someone please shoot me!
Gene363 Online
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dkeage wrote:
54% of households in the Houston area are without power. That’s 1.3 million! Many are without water as well. What a mess.

Brick wall

We have both for now, but they are doing rolling blackouts so we may not at any minute



That sucks and it'll get worse when those pipe thaw and the water comes back on. When we lived in Texas every major freeze brought stories of broken pipes in ceilings flooding homes.
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