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jasonatjl Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 5:46 PM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14

First post, figured I'd take a moment to say hello. Not new to cigars, but new to the forums over here. Haven't used CBid in a long time, but another brother said he's been over here for a while so I thought I'd come check it out.

Typical smoker here; last cigar I smoked was a BLTC Killer Bee, before that would have been a Partagas Short. Prefer CG or Robusto, no giant RG or 10" long smokes for me.

Anyhow, thanks for having me, I'll browse around and see what kind of trouble I can get into.
Stogie1020 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 6:05 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,306
Wait, your first post isn't a complaint about shipping or customer service?


We may have a keeper.
jasonatjl Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 6:35 PM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14
Stogie1020 wrote:
Wait, your first post isn't a complaint about shipping or customer service?


We may have a keeper.


I have to assume that's a common trend around here? Complaining about something?

Better take that **** to customer service, ain't nobody got time for that around here.

*fires up a smoke*
LeeBot Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 6:51 PM EST
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Posts: 1,980
Are you a Platinum™ member yet?
jasonatjl Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 6:57 PM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14
LeeBot wrote:
Are you a Platinum™ member yet?


Let me guess, I need to register my humidor and sign up for the newsletter? LMAO
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 7:10 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,772
nearly five years before you finally decide to post here...was your past name "jasoninjail"?

wonder who left and made you feel safe?

no worries...welcome to the nuthouse, where "sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't"
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 7:11 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,577
I don’t know if we can keep him yet, he doesn’t like Z sized vitolas so camping may be an issue.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 7:13 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
jasonatjl wrote:
Let me guess, I need to register my humidor and sign up for the newsletter? LMAO



No, silly.

Just have to follow this link and tell us what you see!

https://tinyurl.com/yd9mpxam

Don't be skeer'd like dem other city folk. Prizes await!
Palama Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 7:35 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,618
Howzit Jason!

Good to see you post here. ThumpUp
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 7:49 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
Welcome to the monkey house
tonygraz Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 8:22 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,230
Jason, to determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked (other than mirrors or porn) ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
Mary Ann or Ginger ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
Pancho or Cisco ?
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 9:17 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,577
Hint:

Waffles are for Commie jomos
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 9:19 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
It seems the Commie 13 is expending the question list.
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 9:21 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,577
Looks pretty comprehensive but I think the sad movie one is actually “did you cry when Old Yeller died?”
Smooth light Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2021, 10:00 PM EST
Joined: 06-26-2020
Posts: 3,598
Hope you got good waders, your going to need them... to get threw the codswallop.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 12:02 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Wait, old yeller died?
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 12:08 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,577
Why did you think I had a raging clue?
jasonatjl Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 12:39 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14
delta1 wrote:
nearly five years before you finally decide to post here...was your past name "jasoninjail"?

wonder who left and made you feel safe?

no worries...welcome to the nuthouse, where "sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't"


jasonatjl = Jason at JL (Enterprises), a company I shut down some years back.

Now, hold onto my pocket while we walk around the neighborhood.
jasonatjl Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 12:40 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14
ZRX1200 wrote:
I don’t know if we can keep him yet, he doesn’t like Z sized vitolas so camping may be an issue.


Who likes giant horsecock cigars? Must be those guys who go into a B&M and buy a Cohiba Red Dot or a Montecristo White Label, LOL.
jasonatjl Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 12:41 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14
DrMaddVibe wrote:
No, silly.

Just have to follow this link and tell us what you see!

https://tinyurl.com/yd9mpxam

Don't be skeer'd like dem other city folk. Prizes await!


What kind of gay ass **** is that? Dude is forever immortalized on the Interwebs in his Speedo.

Note to self: Don't fall for anyone else's bull****.
jasonatjl Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 12:44 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14
Palama wrote:
Howzit Jason!

Good to see you post here. ThumpUp


What's up braddah Palama! I figure I like try and see wats dakine over here. You didn't tell me all dem buggahs lolo!

All bull**** aside, glad to swing in. Haven't made it very far yet, but I'm sure I will at some point.
jasonatjl Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 12:59 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14
tonygraz wrote:
Jason, to determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles? - Is there actually a choice? I make and crush the bomb pancakes.

Do you like long walks on the beach? - I don't often walk on the beach, and if I do, I'm smoking. I prefer to be in the water, in some form or another.

Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae? - Who? What abot Fannie Mae?

Do you like camping by the river? - I prefer my camping near a lake.

Cello on or cello off? - Usually depends in how they come. If they're young and I know they need to gas, I'll peel the cellos (I'm looking at you Pork Tenderloins).

David Lee or Sammy? - Roth, if I had to choose between those two.

Warner Oland or Sidney Toler? Again, who? What's with all the FOG questions? LOL

Have you been in a Turkish prison? Twice, actually. Once as a visitor, and once as an inmate. Bought my way out with a gold rope and had to stab a guy with pencil.

Do you like gladiator movies? Don't we all? I prefer Marco Polo over Sparticus though.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked (other than mirrors or porn)? What? You've never smashed a chick out with your homeboy before? Or at least been one bed over in a hotel room in Vegas while you were plowing down a couple randoms you picked up? It ain't gay, if it was in a three-way.

Dogs or cats? Dogs. Cats suck.

Men or women? Women. Your mom, especially.

Wad or fold? I take the roll off the dispenser, and wrap it around my hand, then slide my hand out of the hole. So I guess, fold?

Sit or squat? Squats in the gym, everywhere else it's sit.

Mary Ann or Ginger? Mary Ann.

Do sad movies make you cry? The only thing that makes me cry are onions. That, and maybe when a unicorn cigar has issues.

Butter or margarine? Hmmmm, dairy or plastic. I'd say butter.

Pancho or Cisco? Who?


jasonatjl Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 1:01 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14


Appreciate the forum welcome committee coming out to say hello and make a guy feel at home.
Palama Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 1:06 AM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,618
jasonatjl wrote:
What's up braddah Palama! I figure I like try and see wats dakine over here. You didn't tell me all dem buggahs lolo!

All bull**** aside, glad to swing in. Haven't made it very far yet, but I'm sure I will at some point.


Cruisin’ in da garage. Chillin’ with a Warped Bits of Havana Corona, catching up on today’s Pat McAfee Show.

Da FOGs like to yank chains, especially with someone posting for the first time with a 2016 join date! Razz

Really good folks here. Geevum chit back and join in on the nOOb PIB to build up some trade cred.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 8:06 AM EST
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
jasonatjl wrote:
What kind of gay ass **** is that? Dude is forever immortalized on the Interwebs in his Speedo.

Note to self: Don't fall for anyone else's bull****.


That's not his speedo.
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 8:24 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,230
Some bad vibes here with this noob : He likes dead women and has no love for nostalgia. He should have done better on the test with nearly 5 years to prepare for it.
izonfire Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 9:28 AM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
Well, he's definitely not gonna like the next step in the initiation...
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2021, 9:13 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
That's not his speedo.

I forget.
Who is using it as a covid mask now?
jasonatjl Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2021, 2:01 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2016
Posts: 14
tonygraz wrote:
Some bad vibes here with this noob : He likes dead women and has no love for nostalgia. He should have done better on the test with nearly 5 years to prepare for it.



Considering Gilligan's Island first aired 21 years before I was on this planet, I'm surprised any of them are still alive.

And I have a TON of love for nostalgia (as does my generation), but that's like saying "the music today sucks, back in my day..."

Everyone says that at some point. I think today's music sucks. But what I find "enjoyable", I'm sure someone else has called it garbage. Just a sign of getting old, I suppose.
shaun341 Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2021, 5:55 AM EST
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,826
But wait.....today's music does suck. No talent any more outside of digital enhancements. At least in my day they had longevity on their side.

By the way welcome to the boards
tonygraz Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2021, 5:59 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,230
Well, the music of today does kinda suck compared to the more recent past.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2021, 8:10 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
I think it's all perspective. Had a younger coworker telling me the 90s was nothing but one hit wonders. Which is exactly what I always thought about a good portion of the 80s
Cheno Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2021, 8:34 AM EST
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,962
Welcome!
Jsnyder147 Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2021, 8:40 AM EST
Joined: 12-26-2020
Posts: 478
shaun341 wrote:
But wait.....today's music does suck. No talent any more outside of digital enhancements. At least in my day they had longevity on their side.

By the way welcome to the boards



Completely agreed when it comes to mainstream music. Still some pretty talented musicians coming out with stuff in the Jam Band genre.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2021, 6:33 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
shaun341 wrote:
But wait.....today's music does suck. No talent any more outside of digital enhancements. At least in my day they had longevity on their side.

By the way welcome to the boards



You really need to check out Wheelrites thread. I post a lot of current music that is as vibrant as any era going. Stop listening to CorpWHOREate radio. Expand your horizons.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...23/What-ya-listening-to-
Mr. Jones Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2021, 6:56 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,409
Are you an FBI-SSG a.Ge.NT.?
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