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Speyside Offline
#1 Posted:
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Pity BGZ, his narcissistic and schizophrenic behavior are mental illnesses related to insecurity.
bgz Offline
#2 Posted:
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Man... you guys are soft.

For real.
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
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It doesn’t matter if bgz is in the shallow or deep end, if he wants to he’s gonna piss in it. He just wants to see if you’re gonna run out or drink it, either way he’s gonna laugh at you.

I stay and piss back.

Assert your dominance.
bgz Offline
#4 Posted:
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Ya, quit being a b*tch and jump in, the water's warm.
Smooth light Offline
#5 Posted:
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Put dye in the pool, so when you piss in it your skin turns blue, so the little kids can laugh at you.🥶
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
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That’s when you see who has the bluest ⚾️🏀⚽️🏈
MACS Offline
#7 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Ya, quit being a b*tch and jump in, the water's warm.


Cuz ya peed in it...
izonfire Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
Tried to reason with the dude, but he keeps spewing his schitt.
He can’t help it. He’s submerged in a vat of his own fecal matter.
And when you offer a hand to pull him out, he tries to pull you in.

It’s obvious he needs help...
bgz Offline
#9 Posted:
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What did I say that twisted your labia?

I don't even remember f*cking with you...

Was you defending your boyfriend or something?

Did I tell a mama joke? That's usually Drafter's M.O....

All I can think is you're soft and your ovaries sploded.

*shrug*
bgz Offline
#10 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Cuz ya peed in it...


Well, we don't need to get into the details here...
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted:
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IZON, he is just a mean spirited misanthrope. What is the point of even reading his posts? They are worthless. Arguing to feel better about yourself is pathetic. I hope one day he seeks psychiatric help.
bgz Offline
#12 Posted:
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Says the guy pming me trying to be on my side.

I see you... I hear you. You're soft.

Afraid to go on the vherf... you should be afraid.

You think we're bad on here...

At least izon goes to the vherf.

...

I can only imagine the pms speyside sent... probably gaslighting me because I rejected his advances.
bgz Offline
#13 Posted:
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Did I mention that you're soft?
Gene363 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Posts: 30,660
Anyone notice a yappy mongrel ankle-biter hanging around?

Me neither. Herfing
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#15 Posted:
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Posts: 121,359
It's starting to look like old cbid again. The entertainment value is going up fast. All we are missing now is some all-night insult fests that spill across multiple threads, a few threatening phone calls and a 5-minute herf.

*sniff* god I miss those days.
bgz Offline
#16 Posted:
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I'm trying... these plushies are making it difficult.
Gene363 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
It's starting to look like old cbid again. The entertainment value is going up fast. All we are missing now is some all-night insult fests that spill across multiple threads, a few threatening phone calls and a 5-minute herf.

*sniff* god I miss those days.


Keyboard Komandos! I wonder where they are today, (not really) heart attack, jail, road rage murder victim, etc, etc.
bgz Offline
#18 Posted:
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Hey now, I'm a mental ninja... you want to be mentally challenged, come to me. You wanna throw blows and bullets, just go to a family reunion.
bgz Offline
#19 Posted:
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Oh.. I do want to say... thank you for the dedication thread. It means a lot.

I knew you guys cared.
tonygraz Offline
#20 Posted:
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Posts: 20,173
Clint (as CB calls him) seemed like a halfway reasonable person while I was on the herf with him after he took off the mask he arrived with. I seem to remember a problem between he and Spey over a Geo Metro or some similar vehicle. I haven't been to a family reunion in about 35 years, they tried real hard to get me to one a few years ago.
bgz Offline
#21 Posted:
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Spey drives a geo metro?

Lolololol
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted:
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Wait, that might have been 8 track, unless Spey has it in the bed of that '55 Ford pickup.
teedubbya Offline
#23 Posted:
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I heard izon eats donkey turds.
Speyside Offline
#24 Posted:
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No geo metro Tony. But do have some skin in the geothermal lithium game.
Krazeehorse Offline
#25 Posted:
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I remember pissin in the pool one time. When the lifeguard blew the whistle I damn near fell in.
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
No geo metro Tony. But do have some skin in the geothermal lithium game.


Drafter has his skin in a lot of things.
bgz Offline
#27 Posted:
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I heard he likes cheese graters.
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted:
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and blue waffles with his chickens
MACS Offline
#29 Posted:
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This forum should come with kosher salt... I think 98.2% of the shenanigans here should be taken with a grain of it.
delta1 Offline
#30 Posted:
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halite
CelticBomber Offline
#31 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
It doesn’t matter if bgz is in the shallow or deep end, if he wants to he’s gonna piss in it. He just wants to see if you’re gonna run out or drink it, either way he’s gonna laugh at you.

I stay and piss back.

Assert your dominance.


Whenever I meet new people I hump their leg. Starts new relationships off on the right foot... or left foot. Whichever is closer.
MACS Offline
#32 Posted:
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Ba-doom,,, Tisssshhhhhhhh
CelticBomber Offline
#33 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Ba-doom,,, Tisssshhhhhhhh


Thank you! Thank you! You've been a wonderful crowd! I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your server and please... try the fish.
DrafterX Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,506
Screw da fish... Not talking
MACS Offline
#35 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Screw da fish... Not talking


Freak.

I just catch them. You can screw 'em, but I ain't eating those ones... Not talking
clintCigar Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard izon eats donkey turds.

It's goats turds. Get it right dammit.
Dg west deptford Offline
#37 Posted:
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Pity bgz

Good word Spey

Poor guy says he doesn't believe in truth or logic out of one side of his mouth then quote mathematical equations like ray quotes Jefferson out of the other

Not logical dude. Must be miserable

Pity

bgz Offline
#38 Posted:
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Pity me? I have a whole thread dedicated to me!

It's an honor dg... it truly is... in fact, it's the nicest thing a cbidder ever did for me. Thank you spey, I really do appreciate it you big softy you.

Save your pity for someone more like izon... another unforced ragequit by bgz... I still don't even know wtf I said *shrug*.

And thanks for participating in my dedication thread!
tonygraz Offline
#39 Posted:
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I heard he was confused by the biblical reading he did.

Is there anything that Drafter won't screw ?
Speyside Offline
#40 Posted:
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DG, perhaps you could start a prayer chain for him. I'm not so sure miserable is the right word. Perhaps delusional is better.

Anyone who writes an algorithm that they tout to be extremely accurate without it's review by others needs help. That algorithm needs to be scrutinized by experts in a number of fields. As it was written by an amature it is likely flawed. Only a delusional person would miss this.
bgz Offline
#41 Posted:
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Yeah... I was trying to model your thought patterns, but it was too erratic. You really should see a specialist.

(For real, if you haven't you should... not being a d*ck... your writing has been slippin... I've noticed).
JadeRose Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
It's starting to look like old cbid again. The entertainment value is going up fast. All we are missing now is some all-night insult fests that spill across multiple threads, a few threatening phone calls and a 5-minute herf.

*sniff* god I miss those days.



Indeed. I'm waiting for the phone to ring and have a 45 minute drunk talk with Hog. Not threatening but because..well..I don't really know why.
JadeRose Offline
#43 Posted:
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What does any of this have to do with IZON? Wait...fuq it...I don't really care.
Smooth light Offline
#44 Posted:
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You're beautiful in your own mind 😍 and that blue skin is very becoming for you. But please try to stay out of the pool, when you got to piss.
tonygraz Offline
#45 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
... Anyone who writes an algorithm that they tout to be extremely accurate without it's review by others needs help. That algorithm needs to be scrutinized by experts in a number of fields. As it was written by an amature it is likely flawed. Only a delusional person would miss this.



I wrote an algorithm many years ago. It was not scrutinized by experts. I just incorporated it into another program I was using and I used it. Never saw a flaw but I certainly was an amateur as it was the first time I even knew what an algorithm was or did. It was the first time I did anything with programming in about 12 years
Speyside Offline
#46 Posted:
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Tony, BGZ is a unique individual.

I wanted to gain an understanding of how acting similarly makes me feel. Whether I acted similarly is debatable.

The overwhelming feeling for myself was self-loathing. I also felt isolation, inferiority, and pettiness. Please keep in mind this is how I felt, I have no idea how BGZ feels.
bgz Offline
#47 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Tony, BGZ is a unique individual.

I wanted to gain an understanding of how acting similarly makes me feel. Whether I acted similarly is debatable.

The overwhelming feeling for myself was self-loathing. I also felt isolation, inferiority, and pettiness. Please keep in mind this is how I felt, I have no idea how BGZ feels.


Go to the vherf, you'll see how I feel.

Not a big fan of your technique if your trying to be me...

You need more finesse, you need more comedy.

Think more... d*ck jokes and less d*ck... I know it can be hard to tell the difference.

What I'm trying to say is... if you're not having fun doing it... you're not doing it right.
Smooth light Offline
#48 Posted:
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Peejectile of brain farts...is your idea of fun. Just left them there, dead weigh, (pecker tracks)
teedubbya Offline
#49 Posted:
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My d1ck is a joke but not very funny
bgz Offline
#50 Posted:
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Don't be so hard on yourself TDub, be proud, stand erect and just know it's probably harder for you than for anyone else... and if anyone gives you any lip... shoot em in the eye.

*high five*
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