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JTizzle Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 12:05 AM EST
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ram27bat
Hey everyone. What do I do if my order shows as delivered, yet nothing was received at my mailbox? What do I do??

Thanks in advance.
Palama Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 12:17 AM EST
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JTizzle wrote:
ram27bat
Hey everyone. What do I do if my order shows as delivered, yet nothing was received at my mailbox? What do I do??

Thanks in advance.


Other than the obvious of checking your mailbox, I'd contact the shipper.
Cheno Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 12:44 AM EST
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Wait a day or two. Usps will show it's delivered and it shows up the next day. At least by me it does.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 1:28 AM EST
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Foshizzle my nizzle allow me to provocate on the laxative of the linguini, or should I say the diarrhea of the mouth that some nood peeps is fornicating in this hizzle.

There may be a slight dismay of the deliver homosexual or should I say, hugh man to your domicile. More likely caused by the mesopotamian of their electronic machismo than a failure of the homosexuals whip ya feel me ?

So the intercourse of action do shizzle is to chizzle in to hizzous for two days, then get righteous in you dignation of the fornification that has transpired on this day.
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 1:29 AM EST
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✊🏿
tonygraz Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 8:24 AM EST
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Listen to ZRX, he was a honor student of professor Irwin Corey.
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 9:58 AM EST
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Tony, no one knows what Z is. He definatly has something seriously wrong. Look at how he acts on here as a whole. He is just an angry wannabe. Psychoanalysis of him would be a lifetimes work.
Stogie1020 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 11:16 AM EST
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JTizzle wrote:
ram27bat
Hey everyone. What do I do if my order shows as delivered, yet nothing was received at my mailbox? What do I do??

Thanks in advance.


Now that you have received polite advice (thanks Palama!), let me ask a question. Do you still live at home with your parents?


Because, well, to be perfectly honest, this seems like an issue most adults living on their own (even in a group home) would be able to figure out on their own. I mean, have you EVER had a shipping problem before your life? Were you able to overcome the issue without "group think?" What about other problems? Do they often cause you to run for help from others? If UPS or USPS says "delivered" and it isn't, maybe it's time to start guessing who you should reach out to.

Possibly the water company in your area. No, that doesn't seem right.

Possibly the local chapter of Antifa in your area. No, that doesn't seem right.

Possibly CelticBomber. Perhaps...

Wait a minute!! I have an idea! How about the very organization that was tasked with delivering the package, said they delivered the package, but didn't actually leave the package (or did, suspense ensues)?? WHOA!!! That was a tough one, I will give you that, but I think we may have just had our "Professor in the study with the candlestick" moment. Did I lose you with that one?

Now, the really hard part... How in the world can we figure out how to contact these delivery people... NO, not Twitter or IG. Something a little more, dare I say, old school. It's ten numbers. That is your only hint.

Go forth and CONQUER!!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 11:50 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
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Cheno wrote:
Wait a day or two. Usps will show it's delivered and it shows up the next day. At least by me it does.

This is the real answer... you're a victim of cbid super saver shipping... ups takes their sweet time handing it off to usps, who in turn will take their sweet time delivering to you...

Once it hits the post office it will show delivered, but much like Lucy has some splainin, you've still got some waiting to do...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jun 21 2021, 2:54 PM EST
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Posts: 55,394
ZRX1200 wrote:
Foshizzle my nizzle allow me to provocate on the laxative of the linguini, or should I say the diarrhea of the mouth that some nood peeps is fornicating in this hizzle.

There may be a slight dismay of the deliver homosexual or should I say, hugh man to your domicile. More likely caused by the mesopotamian of their electronic machismo than a failure of the homosexuals whip ya feel me ?

So the intercourse of action do shizzle is to chizzle in to hizzous for two days, then get righteous in you dignation of the fornification that has transpired on this day.



https://youtu.be/yzIcec_bQss

What he said is be patient and you'll get what you ordered.
LeeBot Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jun 22 2021, 8:26 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Foshizzle my nizzle allow me to provocate on the laxative of the linguini, or should I say the diarrhea of the mouth that some nood peeps is fornicating in this hizzle.

There may be a slight dismay of the deliver homosexual or should I say, hugh man to your domicile. More likely caused by the mesopotamian of their electronic machismo than a failure of the homosexuals whip ya feel me ?

So the intercourse of action do shizzle is to chizzle in to hizzous for two days, then get righteous in you dignation of the fornification that has transpired on this day.



LOL
thurson Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jun 23 2021, 10:16 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Listen to ZRX, he was a honor student of professor Irwin Corey.


However...fog

The World's Foremost Authority!

RIP
opelmantas.latino.lover Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jun 23 2021, 3:12 PM EST
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JTizzle wrote:
ram27bat
Hey everyone. What do I do if my order shows as delivered, yet nothing was received at my mailbox? What do I do??

Thanks in advance.


I understand your pain.

I too ordered something.

A lifetime of joy and happiness with my lover, Opelmantra.

I sadly did not receive my order either. It was delivered to someone else.
Palama Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jun 23 2021, 4:34 PM EST
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Posts: 23,627
opelmantas.latino.lover wrote:
I understand your pain.

I too ordered something.

A lifetime of joy and happiness with my lover, Opelmantra.

I sadly did not receive my order either. It was delivered to someone else.


For some odd reason, when I saw your handle I immediately thought of this song:

https://youtu.be/ldVFC0tPBqw
Cohiba898 Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Aug 9 2021, 3:46 PM EST
Joined: 11-04-2017
Posts: 1
ram27bat USPS sucks a$$ ... 6 days and no update on their website. Stop being cheap bastards and send the cigars UPS thru-and-thru. I will gladly pay for UPS or FEDEX versus giving an antiquated POS gubment run entity any money!
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Aug 9 2021, 4:43 PM EST
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Posts: 4,097
Mine comes ups every order
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