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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
H.D. is the neW saN frAn James bonD...

France has a new conTract ouT on H.D....it pays $2 million in Euros...and all the HOTtest french runway gash you can "EAT AND BANG"
FOR 30 DAYS @ a totally secret safe house winery in the Bordeaux region countryside...

They cancelled theiR upcoming Friday 240TH ANNIVER s arY GALA shindig in WASH D.C. THIS WEEK..CALLED
"THE baTTLE OF THE CApES because HD stabbed da' Frenchies in the back...

Dive
Dive
Dive
On hot french runway model gash for tuurrtttyyy days...
Watch it back HD...

I SAW DRAFTER X IN GEORGETOWN THIS WEEK with some hi end Frenchies and a big silver ribbed Samsonite case switching mitts...
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Watch ur (?I.T.?) back HD
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#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Gotta upgrade to nukes in case the blokes and sheilas act up against their NWO.
CelticBomber Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
Mr. Jones wrote:
all the HOTtest french runway gash you can "EAT AND BANG"
FOR 30 DAYS


I had no idea this was in the contract. I would like to change my vote!

God damn that was funny! Applause
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
I could sure go for some hot French runway gash about now... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Pretty sure "that's exactly what's on your plate " drafter...
After you accepted that heavy silver ribbed Samsonite case at that french bistro in Georgetown this past Monday...

Did you take the REDEYE HOME TO CALI?
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
I had to smack around a couple gay-homos first... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Rut-Ro

Who won?
HockeyDad Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,065
“America is back, the transatlantic alliance is back” ~ President Biden


Don’t try to pin this on Le HockeyDad. General Milley is in charge.
bgz Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
HockeyDad wrote:
“America is back, the transatlantic alliance is back” ~ President Biden


Don’t try to pin this on Le HockeyDad. General Milley is in charge.


I blame this guy ^
zitotczito Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2006
Posts: 6,441
DrafterX wrote:
I could sure go for some hot French runway gash about now... Mellow


Well you can't ask the French Ambassador to help with that, he got recalled.
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