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Aides Quickly Drag President Away As He Tries To Join In ‘F*** Joe Biden’ Chant
Burner02 Offline
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden took a much-needed break from his 4-hour workdays and late-night Matlock binges to attend the Congressional Baseball Game this past weekend, but things quickly went south when he attempted to join the crowd in a rowdy "F*** Joe Biden" chant.

"Yeah, that Biden guy is the worst!" said Biden. "F*** Joe Biden! F*** Joe Biden! Hehe, nothing like a rowdy chant at the old ball game, eh folks?"

Panicked aides quickly grabbed him by the arms and dragged him out of sight to administer some additional meds.

According to witnesses, Biden later returned to the game and looked out on the crowd with his classic medication-induced serene Biden smile.

The FBI has confirmed they will be dedicating 1,328 agents to investigate who started the insurrectionist chant so they can be arrested.
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Loudest “F*** Joe Biden” Chant to Date Breaks Out in Liberal State During NFL Game

During the Jets/Titans game on Sunday, an insanely loud “F*** Joe Biden” chant broke out at the stadium.

The chant was pretty shocking considering the game was taking place in the deep blue state of New York.

The Daily Caller reports:

Fans at the Jets/Titans game Sunday broke out into an anti-Joe Biden chant.

During the NFL matchup, fans started loudly chanting “F**k Joe Biden,” and it might be one of the most thunderous versions of the chant against the president that we’ve seen all season.
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NBC Reporter Attempts Damage Control as NASCAR Fans Chant 'F*** Joe Biden'


https://www.newsweek.com/nbc-reporter-attempts-damage-control-nascar-fans-chant-fk-joe-biden-1635068


Damn those pesky, red neck NASCAR fans.


HockeyDad Offline
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Brandon for President 2024
MACS Offline
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Anybody but Biden.

Gas prices are stupid, Afghanistan is a f'n mess, China is threatening Japan as well as the Philippines, the dollar is weaker, and the clown in the suit knows very little about any of it.

But hey... he hasn't sent any mean tweets.

Winning!
Mr. Jones Offline
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Tiger blood
Krazeehorse Offline
#7 Posted:
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You guys just don’t see the big picture. Someone will be along and splain it.(I know you know it’s satire)
RayR Offline
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MACS wrote:
Anybody but Biden.

Gas prices are stupid, Afghanistan is a f'n mess, China is threatening Japan as well as the Philippines, the dollar is weaker, and the clown in the suit knows very little about any of it.

But hey... he hasn't sent any mean tweets.

Winning!


His handlers wouldn't allow him to tweet even if he knew how. They can't risk having that loose canon running around on social media.
He sounds stupid enough when he speaks.
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Tiger blood

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