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Brian LaundriE suspect handcuffed in FBI ( NAZI RAID) later released
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Oct 19 2021, 8:18 AM EST
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Some look-A-liKe dude and his girlfriend where assault Ed by federal Marshalls with riot shields and drawn guns at a hotel in new York, the lodge at the Fontana resort after lunch...where their pictures were snapped by a hotel employee Nazi brown shirt wannabe...

Soooo', LaundriE smokes his first chick,
Then hooks up with another hottie, hikes that Appalachian trail in up state NY, then eats lunch in broad daylight and uses a credit card connected with an Empire State ID.????

Yeaaa rrriiiiggghhhhtttt?

Only gung ho Nazi dumb fu*ks who permeate
The ALL OF THE entire FBI DIVISION STRUCTURE WOULD ADD THIS INFO TOGETHER AND THINK we got our man...

The break down his hotel door, jam guns in his mug, handcuff'eeemmmm, and start checking his ear for a missing notch like LaundriE...albiet the guy has NO MULTIPLE TATS LIKE LAUNDRIE...WELL THE FBI SAY...
"HEY , THERE'S PLENTY OF TAT REMOVAL STALLS ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL...musta gotten removed"...jk

Finally gets released...the lodge gives them a free nights stay and a free ticket to the buffet...

The FBI AT ITS FINEST...

I NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE MET A STUPIDER BUNCH OF MORONS LIKE ALL FBI-SSG AGENTS WHO GANGSTALKED ME FOR 6+ YRS...
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Oct 19 2021, 11:17 AM EST
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Sorry
Wrong forum
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Oct 20 2021, 5:30 PM EST
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They found EEEEMMMMMMM'

Bones dat' is ....and a backpack...he was under water until recently...gators stuck Eeeemmmm' under a log...

In that Florida state? National park?

alleDgEdly...
Krazeehorse Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Oct 20 2021, 5:56 PM EST
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If that’s not him then it’s another one of his victims.
HockeyDad Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Oct 20 2021, 5:58 PM EST
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Prolly a “throw down” body. Police are tired of the heat.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Oct 20 2021, 7:07 PM EST
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Just heard the details....

Major duece in the woodpile...

That "park" has been closed for many many weeks.

It opened today.

Laundries parents informed the feds that they were going to the park today and look for him...

Laundries parents "found" his backpack and other items on a trail that "they knew he liked to hike"

WTF??? Feds search the same area for weeks ? Months?

Sounds like a "backpack d.r.o.p. by his worthless parents" and "salting evidence" ( like a gold or silver mine when the owner wants to sell the mine) for the feds...

Did anyone search the parents when the left their H.U.T.?

DID ANYONE SEARCH THE PAReNTS when they got to the park?

The feds found "human bones" near the backpack...
Prolly "salted and dropped human bones" by the parents..
alleDgEdly...
Krazeehorse Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Oct 20 2021, 7:26 PM EST
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Well I don’t think it will take long to establish dna connections unless they dug up a relative and planted them.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Oct 20 2021, 7:46 PM EST
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It’s ok man, Dog the Bountyhunter is on the case brah.
Smooth light Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Oct 20 2021, 7:51 PM EST
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🐊🐊🐊🐊 BAIT 🐊🐊🐊🐊
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 10:25 AM EST
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Soooo' ..

They can't I.D. the body?

Why?

Just check his TEEFFFF'S W/ HIS DENTAL RECORDS...
OR
DID the Gators take his noggin?
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 10:26 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 5:01 PM EST
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Remains confirmed as to be in fact Diiiirty Laundrie's.
rfenst Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 5:19 PM EST
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Story is that the area where items and body were found had been underwater and hadn't been searched until now.
HockeyDad Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 5:21 PM EST
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Sounds like CIA or witness protection.
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 6:14 PM EST
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The laundry dried out
bgz Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 8:41 PM EST
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Who?
HockeyDad Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 9:07 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Who?


Some guy who had evidence on Hillary Clinton.
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Oct 21 2021, 10:04 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Some guy who had evidence on Hillary Clinton.


Damn... they got another one.
rfenst Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2021, 7:51 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
The laundry dried out

That is, perhaps, the wittiest thing you have ever posted.Herfing
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2021, 1:00 PM EST
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I’m a cunning linguist.
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2021, 9:18 PM EST
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#20zrx1200

And your a GARY O'CONNOR CONFIDANT

YOU A BERRY BERRY BAD MENG WHO HANGS with
Felons

How is that LATVIAN NUDIST CAMP WHERE HE IS
OFF THE GRID?
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Oct 23 2021, 12:00 AM EST
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You ever work in a shop where they like joking with new guys and send them to look for a left handed wrench?

Same idea but more fun.
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Oct 23 2021, 10:34 AM EST
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So your just a lying fibber and don't know Gary at all...

Hmmmmmm

Remind me to smack you upside your noggin

If I ever see you at a HERF
Mr. Jones Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Oct 24 2021, 6:05 PM EST
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This story is

O
V
E
R


Or
Is it?
RayR Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Oct 24 2021, 6:46 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
This story is

O
V
E
R


Or
Is it?


I'm waiting for the conspiracy theories.
Mr. Jones Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Oct 24 2021, 6:58 PM EST
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The Gators have their own story....

As do the water moccasins...

As do the big ass skeeters...

As do the cottonmouths...

As do LaundriE s parents...
RayR Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Oct 24 2021, 7:00 PM EST
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What about the SKUNK APES?
Mr. Jones Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Oct 24 2021, 7:45 PM EST
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It's a NJ pine barrens "jersey devil"
RayR Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2021, 10:56 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
It's a NJ pine barrens "jersey devil"


Did the Jersy Devil go to Florida for vacation or did it move to get away from the high NJ taxes?
The next thing you'll tell me is the Mothman is down there too.
And then you've got those invasive Burmese pythons too. Sure is getting crowded in those swamplands.
Mr. Jones Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2021, 6:45 PM EST
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Gotta live the MOTHMAN!!!

RICHARD GERE !!!

MOTHMAN LOVES SINGING FLOOR GRATED STEEL BRIDGES!!!

THE KIND YOU FIND ALL OVER WEST VIRGINIA...
THAT MAKE RADIAL TIRES PULL EXTREMELY TO THE RIGHT AT ANY SPEED OVER 42 MPH!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Oct 26 2021, 9:33 PM EST
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"MISSING WHITE WOMAN SYnDROME"

Is

Now
OffICIaLLy
OvER

Move
On

Pay
No
AtteNtiON
To the missing white woman....

This story has passed...

Keep moving...

"MIND THE GAP...
MIND THE GAP...
MI-5 SEZ MIND THE GAP"
(The London underground...the tube... MI-5)

Laundrie's mit was in the flower garden bombshelter....
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