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S.N.L. Pete Davidson is "the king of strange hot gash"...
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Nov 10 2021, 7:48 PM EST
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Applause Think

I mean the dude is funny as hell...

His "CHAD" SKITS ARE FUNNY AS HELL...

BUT,
THOSE goofy tats all over his frame and those raccoon eyes with the "red bags" under his eyes..

Is bangin' all kinds of hot stank over the last 6?++ years...

Ariana Grande
Kaia Gerber
Carly Aquilnio
Cazzie David
Phoebe Dynevor
Margaret Qualley
Kate Beckinsale
And now Kim Kardashian

I mean...all these chicks are "solid 8's" rolling out of the rack with no shower or makeup...

He is one lucky goofy Fu*
JGKAMIN Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Nov 10 2021, 11:49 PM EST
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You think he’s funny? His “my dad got killed in 9/11 schtick is funny”? He’s certainly a goofy ****c, just not a funny comedian IMO. I’m not surprised after bagging one mainstream chick that others seen the resume and take a chance too, just extremely shocked Kim K. would, I figured she’d be too worried about “her brand” but probably trying to really get at Kanye.
CarsonTheCat Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 7:43 AM EST
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In Kim's defense, ANYONE would HAVE to be more stable than Kanye....that guy is nutzo....
Stogie1020 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 11:30 AM EST
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I don't know who any of these people are...

I also don't know where I am right now or how I got off the porch.

"YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"
CarsonTheCat Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 12:37 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
I don't know who any of these people are...

I also don't know where I am right now or how I got off the porch.

"YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"


Time to lay off the "wacky tabacky"!

And you're far better off NOT knowing who any of these people are!
JadeRose Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 1:11 PM EST
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I could go for some strange hot gash right about now
CarsonTheCat Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 1:35 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
I could go for some strange hot gash right about now


Couldn't we all??

Out of Davidson's list of recent conquests, were I single, I would choose the following:

1. Ariana Grande; and/or

2. Kate Beckinsale.

Kate gets first priority though....I have a thing for older women.


Stogie1020 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 3:49 PM EST
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Carson, glad to know my ignorance of these people is "bliss".

Also, Janet Reno was asking for your telephone number, something about "tops" and "bottoms" and a "safe" word??? I gave her your digits since I knew you were partial to older ladies. Good luck! You too would be cute together.
8trackdisco Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 4:10 PM EST
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From what I've read about him, he is quite unwell mentally. All the hot gash in the world won't straighten his head.

Can see him dying young and perhaps at his own hand.

If the hot chicks stop coming around, that will be all he has left.
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 4:41 PM EST
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Yes, he has admitted mental illness multiple times and drug use and suicidal thoughts...in the news several times over the last 6 yrs...
Feel sorry for the dude...
8trackdisco Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 5:23 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Yes, he has admitted mental illness multiple times and drug use and suicidal thoughts...in the news several times over the last 6 yrs...
Feel sorry for the dude...


Agreed.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 6:32 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Agreed.

+2

I always have a short list of movies that I never see and last year (or so) was his semi-autobiographical flick called King of Staten Island...like the lead character, in fact Davidson's father was a firefighter killed during 9/11.
Plus, others in the movie include Marisa Tomei and Bill Burr...'nuff said?
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 7:29 PM EST
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The NEW TRIAD...

MR. JONES
8 TRACK
& FRANKIE

AGREED +++
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 8:35 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:

Plus, others in the movie include Marisa Tomei and Bill Burr...'nuff said?

She's still hot.
And Burr is actually funny.

Davidson, eh
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 8:42 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
The NEW TRIAD...

MR. JONES
8 TRACK
& FRANKIE

AGREED +++

A threesome with the Tripod.
Kinky…
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 8:43 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
She's still hot.
And Burr is actually funny.

Davidson, eh

always thought the Canteen Boy skits with him replacing Adam Sandler opposite Alec Baldwin playing ZRX would have been funnier.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 10:02 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
always thought the Canteen Boy skits with him replacing Adam Sandler opposite Alec Baldwin playing ZRX would have been funnier.


Hilarious until someone takes a prop bullet to the head...




(too soon?)
8trackdisco Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 11 2021, 11:56 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Hilarious until someone takes a prop bullet to the head...

(too soon?)


Don’t know. What it comes down to is bad actor or doesn’t take direction well.

Okay Alec. When you see your adversary, put a gash in the gash.

(Too soon?)

Staying with the gash theme.
izonfire Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Nov 12 2021, 12:09 AM EST
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That’s some penetrating, side-splitting humor…
BuckyB93 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Nov 12 2021, 12:27 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Hilarious until someone takes a prop bullet to the head...




(too soon?)



Applause
CarsonTheCat Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Nov 12 2021, 8:32 AM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Carson, glad to know my ignorance of these people is "bliss".

Also, Janet Reno was asking for your telephone number, something about "tops" and "bottoms" and a "safe" word??? I gave her your digits since I knew you were partial to older ladies. Good luck! You too would be cute together.


Oh dear Christ, no......She's a little TOO old for me, and also 6 feet under the ground! I like my women about 10-15 years older than me, not 30+ years older.
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