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MACS Offline
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyGHhTRpFgg

Okay, this is hilarious!
Gene363 Offline
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LOL

Reminded me of job site pages for "Mike Hunt".

useless fact, our Aiken County sheriff is, Mike Hunt.
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Did he ever live in central OH? Went to elementary school with a Mike Hunt. Didn't realize hid parents were azzholes until years later
Gene363 Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Did he ever live in central OH? Went to elementary school with a Mike Hunt. Didn't realize hid parents were azzholes until years later


A local boy, apprently there are parentel azzholes everywhere. I knew a with the initials GAG, Glen A. Gray.
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Mine considered naming me after my grandfathers, so I could have been a Chester Leroy or vice versa. Grandpas collaborated, and in a show of love and support for their grandson to be, told them to come up with something else
Gene363 Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Mine considered naming me after my grandfathers, so I could have been a Chester Leroy or vice versa. Grandpas collaborated, and in a show of love and support for their grandson to be, told them to come up with something else


I'm a fourth, IV and my Middle name is Baldwin, I figured our sons didn't need to grow up with that PITA name.
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Mine considered naming me after my grandfathers, so I could have been a Chester Leroy or vice versa. Grandpas collaborated, and in a show of love and support for their grandson to be, told them to come up with something else




Just think you could've been born Delbert Shagnasti, or with an innie,Toiletta Flushette
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I could be down with being a Shagnasti
borndead1 Offline
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My friends and I crank called a guy named Harry Bush once.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Dated a girl with the last name Fuchs. Never did manage to pronounce it correctly
MACS Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Dated a girl with the last name Fuchs. Never did manage to pronounce it correctly


My wife's sister has that last name... she's in Ohio.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Well tell Mrs Macs I treated her sister with nothing but the utmost respect
MACS Offline
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It's a married last name. Second marriage.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Well then I treated one of Mrs. Mac's sister's in-laws part II with nothing but the utmost respect
MACS Offline
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d'oh!
tonygraz Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Dated a girl with the last name Fuchs. Never did manage to pronounce it correctly


Didn't she also date one of the Koch brothers.
Stogie1020 Offline
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I wish these guys would come out woth a fertilizer named "brandon"....

https://www.lesco.com/
rfenst Offline
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I had a client whose legal fist name was "Dorcus."
ZRX1200 Offline
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We had a customer named Richard Weed that insisted on being called Dîck.
tonygraz Offline
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rfenst wrote:
I had a client whose legal fist name was "Dorcus."


What was the other fist's name?
delta1 Offline
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Orifus
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delta1 wrote:
Orifus


I was thinking Malorcus... Dorcus Malorcus... Think
BuckyB93 Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
We had a customer named Richard Weed that insisted on being called Dîck.


Applause

If I inherited a name like that, I be totally be on board this.

Richard Cranium would be another good pick.
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