Wife bought me a leather Lazy-Boy swiveling recliner for my b'day present yesterday and I get to pick it up tomorrow morning (instead of paying $125 for delivery)!
Went solely to the LB store and didn't shop around anywhere else. Wife told me not to look at prices because she was paying cash she had set-aside from Peleton she thought I would want. Salesperson had me sit in 15 different chairs until I settled on one for certain. Wife liked the color. DONE! In 30 minutes.
Apparently, it comes in two boxed pieces. They said they'd load it directly into my wife's Pilot suv for me. Then, Noah will unload it and bring the boxes in the house, and will probably insist on setting it up for me.
It's not instant gratifications, but it's going to be damn close!