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Jussie Smollett Claims.........................
Burner02 Offline
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...................He Can’t Be Tried Because Last Night While Walking Home He Was Murdered

CHICAGO, IL—In a bombshell statement during his court case today, Jussie Smollett declared he can no longer be tried as he was murdered by racists while walking home last night and is now dead.

"I am now dead, so I can't stand trial," said Smollett, in tears. "While I was walking home last night, a gang of white Republicans surrounded me and said 'Let's go Brandon!' and then they shot me. It was terrifying."

The defense team backed up Smollett's statement. "Our client has clearly been murdered by racists, your honor, as he so eloquently stated today. We request that you drop this case, so that his spirit may rest in peace."

In her own statement, the Vice President sent her condolences to Smollett's family. "I was heartbroken to hear of Jussie's untimely death at the hands of Trump voters," she said. "This goes to show what a deeply evil and racist country I am a Vice President of. We must be better, by voting for me in 2024."

Jussie Smollett is survived by his friends, his family, and himself.
ZRX1200 Offline
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I believe it.
BuckyB93 Offline
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If he said it under oath, it must be true.
RayR Offline
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So sad. His body will lie in state for 3-5 years.
ZRX1200 Offline
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Lawyer claims judge “lunged” at her now and asked for mistrial….

#epicfail

Jesse Smellit should have been a BJ.
Mr. Jones Offline
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That Jessie Smollett needs to be
"SENT UP STATE TO THE BIG HUT "

IN MARION, ILLINOIS...

THEN THE ARYAN Nation will exact the correct punishment...
Krazeehorse Offline
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Guilty on 5 of the 6 counts.
JadeRose Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
That Jessie Smollett needs to be
"SENT UP STATE TO THE BIG HUT "

IN MARION, ILLINOIS...

THEN THE ARYAN Nation will exact the correct punishment...



Not to get all sematic on you, Jonesy, but Marion is in Southern Illinois and is a Fed prison.
Krazeehorse Offline
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He may not have a bad time in prison.
ZRX1200 Offline
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5 outta 6 is Hall of Fame number Juicy Smellit!!!
Smooth light Offline
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Make him work at Subway for restitution in Chicago Police department.
Speyside2 Offline
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Is faking a hate crime a hate crime? Good thing he did not cause riots, looting, and murde4s.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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DAYUM!

That Juicy REALLY hates himself so much that he invents crimes against himself and went to the mat to defend them and dragged BLM down with him!

'We can never believe the police': BLM backs Jussie Smollett in final days of trial



Actor Jussie Smollett, on trial for allegedly faking a hate crime in 2019, is receiving support from Black Lives Matter in a statement from one of its directors arguing police can “never” be trusted.

Smollett is being charged with six felony counts of disorderly conduct in a case where witnesses allegedly told police Smollett paid them to help him stage a hate crime, according to ABC News.

“In an abolitionist society, this trial would not be taking place,” read the statement from Dr. Melina Abdullah, Director of BLM Grassroots and Co-Founder of BLM Los Angeles.

Instead, we find ourselves, once again, being forced to put our lives and our value in the hands of judges and juries operating in a system that is designed to oppress us,” continued Abdullah’s statement, “while continuing to face a corrupt and violent police department, which has proven time and again to have no respect for our lives.

Abdullah wrote in the statement that alongside a “commitment to abolition, we can never believe police, especially the Chicago Police Department (CPD) over Jussie Smollett.”

The two suspects implicated in what Smollett alleged was a violent attack against him, including anti-gay, racist and pro-Trump remarks, reportedly told police Smollett asked them to help him concoct the hoax, according to ABC News. They said Smollett was allegedly disappointed by the lack of attention a threatening letter sent to his work received.

The jury enters its second day of deliberations Thursday. In Illinois, filing a false police report is a class 4 felony, which carries a sentence ranging from one to three years behind bars and fines of up to $25,000.

Smollett also faces a civil lawsuit from the City of Chicago over the costs associated with investigating “Mr. Smollett’s false statements,” TMZ reported.

https://wset.com/news/nation-world/blm-backs-smollett-in-statement-from-leader-arguing-police-cant-be-trusted



Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan


"He’s dumb enough to go into Obama’s city and pretend there’s Trump supporters running around with Maga hats? Give me a break." -- Smollett defense attorney tells jury in closing arguments



whip
Krazeehorse Offline
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Babylon Bee reporting cruel and unusual punishment. Juicy is forced to share a cell with his attacker.
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Babylon Bee reporting cruel and unusual punishment. Juicy is forced to share a cell with his attacker.



Okay...I had to choke back a bit from spewing a beer there.
Speyside2 Offline
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I think he should ask himself who died because I wasted valuable police resources? Better yet who died that was black. Even better who died who was black and gay.

Yes, rather crass on my part. But none the less true and reasonable.
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He hurt his communities.
Krazeehorse Offline
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He might be a white supremist.
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His rich protected community that can make stupid claims and be taken seriously??
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I am interested to see if the feds want to take another look at the threatening letter he likely sent himself... That one's a federal crime.
ZRX1200 Offline
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Yeah right after the AFT finishes chasing Hunter down for his admitted gun felony….
Krazeehorse Offline
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Chappelle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124
Speyside2 Offline
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I hope Chicago PD sues him and gets back the coin his hoax cost them.
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Best guess is his lawyers got whatever money he had left but I'm with you Spey.
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Yeah right after the AFT finishes chasing Hunter down for his admitted gun felony….

Point taken...
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Speyside2 wrote:
I hope Chicago PD sues him and gets back the coin his hoax cost them.

They don't have to file a civil suit against him. The State (prosecutors) will likely ask to add the bill into any criminal sentence handed down.
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Probably the first time an American scammed a Nigerian, though, eh?

So he's got that going for him... and I hope his career is toast, and I hope he goes broke and lives in a van down by the river. Nowhere near Jamie's van, though.
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MACS wrote:
Probably the first time an American scammed a Nigerian, though, eh?

Excellent!
Mr. Jones Offline
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Smollett is a bum
ZRX1200 Offline
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^ you’re either racist or a homophobe.

I haven’t decided yet
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^ you’re either racist or a homophobe.

I haven’t decided yet


Prolly both.
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^ you’re either racist or a homophobe.

I haven’t decided yet


Mr. Jones doesn't like his Smollett's hair either! BUMS always have bad hair.
Mr. Jones Offline
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Smollett's natty locks got NUTTIN' to do with this...

He's a groveling B.U.M. who finally got caught red handed, he almost got away with it and skated...when he called in all the national preacher's ,Hollywood star tweeters , the attorney general? Or D.A. in his town, and Obama? Or Michelle? Chiming in on his behalf at the beginning....
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^ ThumpUp LOL LOL LOL
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Trump made him do it
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Smooth light wrote:
Make him work at Subway for restitution in Chicago Police department.


There is an opening at Subway with Jarod gone.
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Poor Juicy sitting in a cell with his own accuser...poor old Juicy.
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Krazeehorse wrote:
He might be a white supremist.


This generation's Clayton Bigsby.
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RayR wrote:
Mr. Jones doesn't like his Smollett's hair either! BUMS always have bad hair.


Lies!
-Don King
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Smollett's natty locks got NUTTIN' to do with this...

He's a groveling B.U.M..


Black
Unemployables
Matter
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I had my back waxed once, by two women. At one point they asked, "Do you mind if we take a break?"
- RW
RayR Offline
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They're letting the BUM out of jail!

Court orders Jussie Smollett release from jail during appeal

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CHICAGO — Jussie Smollett was ordered released from jail Wednesday by an appeals court that agreed with his lawyers that he should be released pending the appeal of his conviction for lying to police about a racist and homophobic attack.

The ruling came after a Cook County judge sentenced Smollett last week to immediately begin serving 150 days in jail for his conviction on five felony counts of disorderly conduct for lying to police. The appeals court said Smollett could be released after posting a personal recognizance bond of $150,000.

More...

https://nypost.com/2022/03/16/court-orders-jussie-smollett-release-from-jail-during-appeal/
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Five FELONIES and he got 150 DAYS in jail. That works out to 1 MONTH per felony. Tell me anyone else in the country that could get convicted of felony and only get ONE month?!?!?! He should just shut his pie hole and sit in his room for 5 months.
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He used the wookie defense.
Sunoverbeach Online
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Vince Neal - DUI accident killing a passenger, and severely injuring people in the other car - 18 days served
Mark Wahlberg - 2 counts assault & battery w/dangerous weapon (pled down from attempted murder) - 45 days served
Samuel Curtis Johnson ll (of SC Johnson) - child molestation (his stepdaughter BTW) - 60 days. OK, that was two months, but still BS
Snoop Dogg & his bodyguard - 1st & 2nd degree murder for a drive by - no time served
Charlie Sheen - assault on his then wife while on probation - 30 days rehab
Rebecca Gayheart - vehicular manslaughter (9yr old kid) - probation, license suspension, and had to make a PSA
Floyd Mayweather Jr. - Domestic battery - 60 day sentence, 30 off for good behavior

Several others where the rich and famous commited crimes I wasn't sure were felonies, or they were acquitted outright. There's a different justice system for those folk than for us plebeians
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I don't recall any of the above trying to inflame the races.
bgz Offline
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You act like Jizzy Smullet is a known name or something.
Sunoverbeach Online
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Known enough to spawn several news stories and a couple of Cbid threads. So, more famous than your average Hoosierland residing Pollock

Inflaming the races, while a fairly deplorable act, I don't believe is actually chargeable unless you can get him on inciting a riot
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Known enough to spawn several news stories and a couple of Cbid threads. So, more famous than your average Hoosierland residing Pollock

Inflaming the races, while a fairly deplorable act, I don't believe is actually chargeable unless you can get him on inciting a riot

Can one be the victim of one's own hate crime? Would you have to press charges against yourself?

Still wondering why the Biden DOJ isn't pressing forth on the federal mail fraud charges...
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Prolly depends on what you hate about yourself. If not felonious, may have to be settled in s civil suit
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