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Hillary Clinton Reportedly Considering Losing Again In 2024
Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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WASHINGTON, DC—The beltway was buzzing this past week as rumors spread that Hillary Clinton was seriously considering another humiliating loss in the 2024 presidential election.

As a former First Lady, Senator, Secretary of State, and person who absolutely had nothing to do with the death of Vince Foster, Mrs. Clinton is still considered one of the leading lights among top Democrats, with approval ratings above even the sitting senile President and embarrassingly unqualified Vice President whom everybody hates.

ITT Tech Political Science Professor Glenn Measure commented, “Again and again, public opinion polls show that vast majorities of people would choose Hillary Clinton as the person they would most want to see the Presidency dangled in front of, only to have it yanked away in the most painful and humiliating way possible.”

Additional speculation included who Mrs. Clinton would lose to. Some of the most-discussed possibilities included Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Elon Musk, Elon Musk’s robot vacuum cleaner, and several varieties of rocks common to the Washington DC area. Said Professor Measure, “Hillary’s name will continue to be mentioned because she carries an aura of inevitability. Crushing, devastating, hilarious inevitability.”
Krazeehorse Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
She could run against Mitt and they’d both lose.
Plowboy221 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,133
Clinton/Cortez 2024!! Now that’s an actual democratic ticket I’d stand behind!
Speyside2 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2021
Posts: 2,307
^ Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
deadeyedick Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,961
That "vast right-wing conspiracy" for one.
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
Don’t forget birthing the birther movement and the Russia hoax.
RayR Online
#7 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,802
If yer against Hilldog, you are all deplorables!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,309
Like Xiden, Kameltoes or Buttplug have any chance...sure, run Hilldog run.

Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
A snowballs chance in H3LL she would win....

The Dems would have to TRIPLE THEIR NEW CHEATING METHODS to make her win...
Biden's win wasn't very convincing but it did stand...
Pennsylvania's laws changed without even voting on it
Which was BUNK as was several other states voting law changes ...the pandemic made election cheating easy peasy...

THE PANDEMIC changed several things permanently:

1) it raised the minimum wage to twice to 2.5 times what it was before the pandemic even without a vote in Congress...

2) it changed VOTING RULES SO QUICK IT MADE YOUR HEAD SPIN...AGAIN WITH NO VOTES IN THE NATIONAL OR STATE CONGRESSES.

3) IT MADE CHURCHES AND SUPER RELIGIOUS PEOPLE get a grip on reality...you don't need to go to church every Sunday to be a Christian ...
& Tithing is a very very stupid concept when inflation hits and your not even attending church services because that could actually KILL YOU DEAD WITH COVID-19.
Brewha Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,147
I heard Trump is also thinking of losing again in 2024.

Sorry, I meant having the election stolen from him again.
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