I resolve to be part of the groundswell that overturns the despondent foreign elements that have stolen the joy from the C-Bid Forums, and return control of the conversation and goals as stated in the small print of the Forum Constitution (stress reduction, learning from others, sharing, supporting, and especially creating fun) to the true believers in those immutable values...so help me _____ (fill in the blank).
Not sure how, but I suspect humor may play a major role.