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Poll Question : Have you had the Rona? (Poll is closed)
Choice Votes Statistics
Yes 4 17 %
No 10 43 %
Maybe 5 21 %
Yes-And I had a positive test 2 8 %
No-And I had a positive test 0 0 %
Yes-And I did not get a test 2 8 %
No-And I did not get a test 0 0 %
Total 23 100%

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Have you had the Rona?
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BuckyB93 Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Jan 6 2022, 1:17 AM EST
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We'll we could always extrapolate. See... there's a model that predicts these things to a Tee. It's been around for decades. It's pretty vanilla.

You are all gonna die and take everyone with you that has come within your 6ft radius or have walked in any store against the grain unless the store is WalMart, a liquor store, or convenience store that sells cigarettes and lottery tickets.

Rona dies before you enter such establishments.

SCIENCE!
JadeRose Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Jan 6 2022, 5:57 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... slight sore throat. Minor body aches.

Took a 500mg naproxen, flushed my sinuses with saline and gargled with warm salt water.

Glass of Basil Hayden's should cover the rest.

Looked into getting a test. Everywhere near me is appointment only and they're booked for days... so I decided i don't give a sheit.




Poor MACS. In denial about being dead. Shoulda got the shot but now me and Al get his boat/fishing gear and DanM gets his truck. Enjoy his smokes, 8track. Z can have anything left.
Speyside2 Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Jan 6 2022, 10:24 AM EST
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MACS actually died of the Spanish flu in 1918 and does not realize he is in hell.

Astaroth
Sunoverbeach Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Jan 6 2022, 5:01 PM EST
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
MACS Offline
#55 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 10:50 AM EST
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Still alive, bee-atches!!

Jade... I sold my boat in late 2019. My friend Art has a boat now.

NOBODY gets my truck and I'll smoke cigars with a sore throat, dammit.
JadeRose Offline
#56 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 4:03 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Still alive, bee-atches!!

Jade... I sold my boat in late 2019. My friend Art has a boat now.

NOBODY gets my truck and I'll smoke cigars with a sore throat, dammit.



That's fine. Al and I will split up your fishing stuff once you go ahead and kick off
Stogie1020 Offline
#57 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 5:08 PM EST
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Buddy of mine who had Rona early on, then got tripple vaxed, has it again.

FFS, we are all going to die.





I mean, eventually. But I think this may be the beginning of the end of Rona cause we are ALL going to get it. Even MACS.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 5:34 PM EST
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh
Dg west deptford Offline
#59 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 5:43 PM EST
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New poll

How many people read that joke & said "fsh" out loud?

I almost wish I could be exposed to the Omnicomicon just for practice
Sunoverbeach Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 5:49 PM EST
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That was a difficult one to get autocorrect to accept
MACS Offline
#61 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 10:24 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
That's fine. Al and I will split up your fishing stuff once you go ahead and kick off


Already feeling better... wife has had 2 pfizer shots and now she's sick.

Mildly sore throat and some aches was all I felt. She's got chills and feels like chit.

I made her some hot tea with honey and lemon.
HockeyDad Offline
#62 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 10:26 PM EST
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Wife is feeling a little sick and fatigued today. Most likely ‘Rona. I’ve been dragging too.
Whistlebritches Offline
#63 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 10:33 PM EST
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zitotczito wrote:
I had the Moderna shots and a booster in October. I just got over a cold like illness with severe muscle and body aches. I then got a raspy sore throat with a cough. Then a runny nose and congestion and the illness lasted 6 days from start to finish. On Saturday I woke up and all of the symptoms were gone as quickly as they came on. My Doc says to just monitor my pulse ox and temp. I feel fine now and I did not bother to get tested as I did not see the point.



Ditto...........been sick since Sunday same exact symptoms,feeling better today so I am hoping for complete recovery tomorrow. Didn't get tested because it seems everyone with a nose sniffle comes up positive lately.
frankj1 Offline
#64 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 10:39 PM EST
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sniffles etc off and on all around here. Everyone rapid tested a few times...all negative

In the old days, people got colds and stuff in the winter and it was normal.
sometimes it's not the 'rona but common sense should still rule...wash hands, keep your distance...everyone knows the right thing to do...
be considerate of others.
HockeyDad Offline
#65 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 11:31 PM EST
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WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

(or not)
MACS Offline
#66 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 11:35 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

(or not)


Eventually... yeah.
BuckyB93 Offline
#67 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 11:43 PM EST
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I'm gonna be put into biostasis at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation right next to Ted Williams.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#68 Posted: Fri, Jan 7 2022, 11:52 PM EST
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Sounds pricey. I'll just stick my head in a Frigidaire
HockeyDad Offline
#69 Posted: Sat, Jan 8 2022, 12:06 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I'm gonna be put into biostasis at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation right next to Ted Williams.


Send me a bunch of money and I’ll put you in biostasis.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#70 Posted: Sat, Jan 8 2022, 9:46 AM EST
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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months
MACS Offline
#71 Posted: Sat, Jan 8 2022, 3:59 PM EST
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Went to the VA Hospital in La Jolla to get a covid test.

Walk-ins... took about 45 minutes to get through the whole process. They said if it's positive they will call me within the next 24 hours. No call means negative.

I have zero symptoms today.
HockeyDad Offline
#72 Posted: Sat, Jan 8 2022, 4:08 PM EST
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The wife has it today. Or a cold.
MACS Offline
#73 Posted: Sun, Jan 9 2022, 2:33 PM EST
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Covid test was negative.

Ain't none of ya's gettin' any of my stuff.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#74 Posted: Sun, Jan 9 2022, 3:03 PM EST
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Why are cats bad storytellers?
They only have one tale
Dg west deptford Offline
#75 Posted: Sun, Jan 9 2022, 4:22 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months


Equitable. Unless there were different races involved of course



bgz Offline
#76 Posted: Sun, Jan 9 2022, 9:12 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Equitable. Unless there were different races involved of course


White guy b*tched out and the brown guy got all 12 didn't he... sounds about right.
HockeyDad Offline
#77 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 6:02 PM EST
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The wife just had a Covid-19 test dropped off by someone from her company’s security detail. We will know if it’s a cold or ‘Rona soon.
delta1 Offline
#78 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 6:26 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Poor MACS. In denial about being dead. Shoulda got the shot but now me and Al get his boat/fishing gear and DanM gets his truck. Enjoy his smokes, 8track. Z can have anything left.


MACS sold his boat...
HockeyDad Offline
#79 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 6:49 PM EST
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It’s official. The wife has ‘Rona.
delta1 Offline
#80 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 6:51 PM EST
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dammit, HD...do they know the variant?

hope it is a mild case with no lasting consequences...
HockeyDad Offline
#81 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 6:58 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
dammit, HD...do they know the variant?

hope it is a mild case with no lasting consequences...



It’s basically a cold. Not much appetite and fatigued. I tested her taste last night when I made a Vietnamese beef stew. She said it was too Asiany! It is the star anise she doesn’t like.

She’s taking Sudafed and Musinex. Triple vaccinated and we’ve lived under an indoor mask mandate since August 1. It blew right through that stuff. She’s a bit pissed that we’ve done all the right things just like Whoopi Goldberg.
Dg west deptford Offline
#82 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 8:12 PM EST
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Tell her to take your viagra
BuckyB93 Offline
#83 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 8:21 PM EST
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So in some areas around here you get to wait in line... outside... in the cold... for an hour or two... with 1000 other people.... waiting to get tested for COVID. Sounds logical.

Dude, you probably didn't have an illness when you left home but after waiting outside in a long line in the cold for and hour and a half with 1000 other people... I wouldn't be surprised if you caught something.

P.S. Get a job.
HockeyDad Offline
#84 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 8:29 PM EST
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The nice thing is the wife works with very important people for a very important company so they hand delivered her a ‘Rona test kit. No waiting in lines for hours.

I took the second test in the kit and Le HockeyDad is negative for the Wuhan.

#TIGER BLOOD #WINNING
MACS Offline
#85 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 8:41 PM EST
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I did one better... natural tiger blood! No shots, no rona...

#reallywinning
Sunoverbeach Offline
#86 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 9:00 PM EST
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Had a couple of shots of tequila after dinner. No side effects so far
MACS Offline
#87 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 9:02 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Had a couple of shots of tequila after dinner. No side effects so far


You need a couple boosters!
BuckyB93 Offline
#88 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 10:16 PM EST
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Just the thought of the smell of tequila makes me dry heave.
dkeage Offline
#89 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 10:20 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Just the thought of the smell of tequila makes me dry heave.

Buy better tequila Never mind
HockeyDad Offline
#90 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 10:53 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Just the thought of the smell of tequila makes me dry heave.


And you got the tramp stamp to show it!
BuckyB93 Offline
#91 Posted: Mon, Jan 10 2022, 11:11 PM EST
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Once you puke your guts out drinking it, it kinda ruins the whole experience and puts a damper on a good night drinking.

Southern Comfort is another. It comes up tasting the same as it went down but with the added twang of bile. Making SoCo slush... face down in a snow bank in my second year of college.

The tramp stamp was not my design. A bet is a bet.
Speyside2 Offline
#92 Posted: Tue, Jan 11 2022, 9:38 AM EST
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Rona bored me to death. Another covid related death.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#93 Posted: Tue, Jan 11 2022, 5:08 PM EST
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged
Stogie1020 Offline
#94 Posted: Thu, Jan 20 2022, 11:36 AM EST
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Youngest kid's day care class all got sent home last week because a teacher tested positive. Coincided with the kids giving me the worst head/upper respiratory cold I have had in a long time. The wifey was convinced I had Rona, but two rapid tests and one PCR test throughout th ecold put me in the clear. So much for "if you get sick right now, it's likely Omicron"...
RMAN4443 Offline
#95 Posted: Thu, Jan 20 2022, 2:51 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Youngest kid's day care class all got sent home last week because a teacher tested positive. Coincided with the kids giving me the worst head/upper respiratory cold I have had in a long time. The wifey was convinced I had Rona, but two rapid tests and one PCR test throughout th ecold put me in the clear. So much for "if you get sick right now, it's likely Omicron"...

you didn't cheat on those tests, did you?Shame on you
Stogie1020 Offline
#96 Posted: Thu, Jan 20 2022, 3:18 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
you didn't cheat on those tests, did you?Shame on you

Nope. Studied all night for 'em. Herfing
Dg west deptford Offline
#97 Posted: Thu, Jan 20 2022, 5:11 PM EST
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Hope you feel better soon Stogie 1020

& hope that teacher is back soon for your little one
Sunoverbeach Offline
#98 Posted: Thu, Jan 20 2022, 5:12 PM EST
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People with COVID have no taste
RMAN4443 Offline
#99 Posted: Mon, Jan 24 2022, 4:16 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
People with COVID have no taste

I heard they don't smell so good either...d'oh!
MACS Offline
#100 Posted: Mon, Jan 24 2022, 4:40 PM EST
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I hafta change my answer to "yes".

Wife got tested and she was positive, too.
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