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Ted Cruz Tries To Suck Tucker Carlson's D1ck...
rfenst Offline
#1 Posted:
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Cruz' speech he got in trouble for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcPuaaDfuR8&t=58s

Carlson calling out Cruz for lying and telling him he doesn't believe him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcbypvjEeg

Priceless!!!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted:
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What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyap!
bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
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What did Ted Cruz say to Tucker in private?

Nothing, he had Carlson's D1ck in his mouth!
frankj1 Offline
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at least the second time he's been bullied into reversing.
Can you imagine someone accusing your father of involvement in the JFK assassination, disparaging your wife, giving you the nickname of Lyin' Ted...and you kiss his ass?

the guy is a weakling.
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
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Ted is an epiphany...

Ted is an icon...

Ted loves Cancun...

Ted's beard looks like an 11 graders attempt...

Ted has gotten many things correct and he is a master of putting ANYBODY ON THE SQUIRM COUCH in a Congressional hearing inquiry...

Ted is Ted...

That's all he said...
rfenst Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
at least the second time he's been bullied into reversing.
Can you imagine someone accusing your father of involvement in the JFK assassination, disparaging your wife, giving you the nickname of Lyin' Ted...and you kiss his ass?

the guy is a weakling.

And, he was considered as a SCOTUS candidate at one time. Imagine that
frankj1 Offline
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rfenst wrote:
And, he was considered as a SCOTUS candidate at one time. Imagine that

that was back before The Donald called him bad names...

Hard to believe I would have strongly considered voting for him against Hillary instead of voting for The Johnson when given a choice of Trump or her...even without liking his politics very much!
But simply couldn't vote for a scaredy cat.
rfenst Offline
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1. Verbal Bully
2. Puszy
3. Shows Poor Judgement
4. Notwithstanding their political differences, Dershowitz says he was both one of the best students and the single smartest student that he ever had because he disagreed with everything Dersh said in class and argued brilliantly. This both challenged Dersh and made it unnecessary for Dersh to have to play devil's advocate." Editor of the Harvard Law Review. Clerked for Rehnquist.
Mr. Jones Offline
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Cruz ain't no dummy...

By any stretch of the imagination...


IN FACT, HE IS REALLY INTELLIGENT...

He just can't remember which side he's on sometimes...

Or what he said 12 months ago ...

He's JUST S.I.L.L.Y. LIKE DAT' !!!
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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brilliant without question.
spineless though.
anyone call for a check on his birth certificate yet?
Or was The Donald saving that for 2024?
HockeyDad Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Cruz ain't no dummy...

By any stretch of the imagination...


IN FACT, HE IS REALLY INTELLIGENT...

He just can't remember which side he's on sometimes...

Or what he said 12 months ago ...

He's JUST S.I.L.L.Y. LIKE DAT' !!!


Jones might be crazy but he nailed this one.
MACS Offline
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Cruz is like most democrats. Says whatever he has to, to remain in the good graces of the majority.

F--k that guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jpUrIj8fG0
bgz Offline
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MACS wrote:
Cruz is like most democrats. Says whatever he has to, to remain in the good graces of the trumptards.

F--k that guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jpUrIj8fG0


That's the same reason I don't like the trump nut hangers.

Let's face it, no one likes that guy because he's nice and a good guy.

Well... some normal people do, but they're susceptible to bs.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
MACS Offline
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Prolly Jenny69.
bgz Offline
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What do you get when you catch your kid banging your fat wife?

Sunoverbeach.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Cool
DaveSoCal Offline
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As long as **** Ted stays in Texassssssss.......Imhorse good
HockeyDad Offline
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DaveSoCal wrote:
As long as **** Ted stays in Texassssssss.......Imhorse good


This issue is not Texans coming to California…
RayR Online
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HockeyDad wrote:
This issue is not Texans coming to California…


Ya, the UHAUL trucks don't go that way.
Mr. Jones Offline
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Maybe I can make a small fortune driving empty U-Haul trucks from Texas back to California?
Mr. Jones Offline
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Then drive hot gash moving UHAUL moving trucks from California to Texas for a small fee and hotel accommodations enroute...

Sounds like a good plan...
If I was 28 and unemployed...
rfenst Offline
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You must not have ever driven a u-haul on the highway...
MACS Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
This issue is not Texans coming to California…


Yeah... Texans moving to CA would improve this sh*thole state exponentially.
bgz Offline
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I think what happens, is the military ends up having to live in CA, they knock up some broad, have to start paying rent...

Then escape to Texas in what is actually a perpetual exodus.
rfenst Offline
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Opinion: Ted Cruz’s humiliation made headlines. But his colleagues’ cowardice is more worrying.

WAPO

It’s no surprise that Ted Cruz’s humiliation on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News program last week received so much attention, especially among those who are not fond of the Texas senator (i.e., most people who know him). Cruz’s pleas for absolution from a high priest of the Trump cult were not only humorous, but also a chilling reminder of how the right is mythologizing the Jan. 6 insurrection, as my colleague Greg Sargent noted.

If only other Republicans received the same attention. They might not all be as ludicrous as Cruz, but they deserve the same amount of outrage.

Take Sen. Mike Rounds’s (R-S.D.) interview on ABC News’s “This Week” on Sunday. The segment started off downright encouraging. “The election was fair, as fair as we have seen,” he told host George Stephanopoulos. “We simply did not win the election, as Republicans, for the presidency.” He even stood up for the integrity of the electoral system: “If we simply look back and tell our people don’t vote because there’s cheating going on, then we’re going to put ourselves in a huge disadvantage. ... [We] have to let people know that they can — they can believe and they can have confidence that those elections are fair.” Rounds deserves plaudits for these words, just as he did for voting to certify the election results last year.

But then Stephanopoulos asked whether Rounds would support Donald Trump if the latter runs for president again. “I will take a hard look at it,” he replied. “Personally, what I have told people is, is I’m going to support the Republican nominee to be president. I’m not sure that the eventual nominee has even shown up yet. There’s still — we’re two years to go, where we’re going to focus on the next election cycle.”

Cut out the excuses, and you’re left with just six words: “I’m going to support the Republican.”

In the remembrances of the insurrection, much attention has been paid to how many Republicans take a different view of Jan. 6 and the “big lie” than most Americans. In the recent Washington Post-University of Maryland poll, for example, 60 percent of all respondents said Trump bears a “great deal/good amount” of responsibility for the attempted insurrection, compared to just 27 percent of Republicans. A similar gap exists on whether President Biden’s election was legitimate (69 percent overall vs. 39 percent of Republicans) and whether there was evidence of fraud in the 2020 election (30 percent vs. 62 percent). Other polls have found similar numbers.

But the flip side of these polls is that at least one-quarter of the party agrees with Rounds that Biden’s election was legitimate and encouragement of the “big lie” is wrong. Basic math dictates that if this portion of the party were to stand up and say “no more” — whether by walking out entirely or, more likely, refusing to support the biggest “big liars” and those who valorize insurrections — the rest of the GOP would not be able to ignore them. As we’ve seen with Democratic “moderates” in Congress this past year, our closely divided political system is full of factions that exert outsize influence because the party needs their votes.

That sea change would have to start with lawmakers such as Rounds. While his forthrightness about the 2020 election is welcome, it’s next to useless so long as Trump controls the GOP. The Jan. 6 insurrectionists were ready to threaten, intimidate and do worse long before last year began, but it took Trump saying “stop the steal” — and most other Republican lawmakers echoing or remaining quiet — for that day to play out as it did.

By contrast, more than two-thirds of Democrats still doubted the Trump’s legitimacy a year after he won in 2016. Yet angry Democrats didn’t invade the Capitol or harass election workers because Democratic lawmakers showed leadership.

Cruz’s humiliation may get the headlines, but it’s not news that he would let this country burn to the ground to be king of the ashes. Equally bad — if not worse — are Republicans like Rounds, who rebut the “big lie” yet will not lift a finger to stop its chief author from becoming president once again. With their silence, they beg to bear witness to disaster for the rest of us.
HockeyDad Offline
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Insurrection!Argh!
Stogie1020 Offline
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Just curious, how many 1/6 arrestees have been charged with insurrection?
rfenst Offline
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Just curious, how many 1/6 arrestees have been charged with insurrection?

OK. OK. I give up!
We shouldn't call it an insurrection anymore. Instead, we should just call it a "riot" and a "terrorist attack."
OK?
RMAN4443 Offline
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rfenst wrote:
OK. OK. I give up!
We shouldn't call it an insurrection anymore. Instead, we should just call it a "riot" and a "terrorist attack."
OK?

but it was mostly peaceful and what not...
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HockeyDad wrote:
Insurrection!Argh!



Only if you say it loudly and pronounce it like the character did "Inconceivable!" in "The Princess Bride".
HockeyDad Offline
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rfenst wrote:
OK. OK. I give up!
We shouldn't call it an insurrection anymore. Instead, we should just call it a "riot" and a "terrorist attack."
OK?


Did they arrest any terrorists? Send anyone to Gitmo?
Sunoverbeach Offline
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What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
MACS Offline
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Poor suno... these crackpots got you workin' overtime wit da jokes, lately.
delta1 Offline
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can't believe Cruz has defenders...

dude is kissing the azz of the man who accused his daddy of assassinating JFK, claimed he is illegal, called his wife an ugly bitch and gave him the nickname "Lying Ted"...spineless Ted

Cruz also lied about the cause of the Texas power failure that killed hundreds of his constituents, fled the state with his family in the middle of the crisis to the warm climes of Cancun (talk about open borders) and then slinked back in when the outrage boiled over only to do inconsequential photo ops (putting bottled water into the trunks of a few cars)...worthless Ted



hmmm......his defenders also have their heads up the butt of the man who dissed Cruz, the only man to ever be impeached twice as POTUS, lies about every thing including the fact he lost the last election by 7+ million votes, cheated everybody in his business dealings, cheated on his wives and on his taxes, went bankrupt four times and files lawsuits for a living...that guy is the hero of the cons, who want him to run for POTUS again...

these folks speak out in support of those who violently attacked the Capitol Police and forced their way into the Capitol and believe they are good judges of character
rfenst Offline
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Well put, Al.
bgz Offline
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So cbid consensus is... cruz is a b*tch?

Ya? K, next.
rfenst Offline
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bgz wrote:
So cbid consensus is... cruz is a b*tch?

Ya? K, next.

Nah.
He's going to get caught again and again- franking up bad- because he's a stupid windbag who can't help it. I love watching him squirm when he's caught and tries to explain.

Almost as bad as Jim Jordan... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeSRO_vikIQ

Watch from: .34 secs. to 1:58 mins.
bgz Offline
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rfenst wrote:
Nah.
He's going to get caught again and again- franking up bad- because he's a stupid windbag who can't help it. I love watching him squirm when he's caught and tries to explain.


Reminds me of a Butcher bar...

Cruz "talk greasy on tracks and then explain... p*ssy" (Spurs 3)
Speyside2 Offline
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So Cruz is Carelson's d1ck holster? My how standards have fallen, at least Putin is a world leader.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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How did the Italian chef die?
He pasta way
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