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Last post 2 years ago by Whistlebritches. 39 replies replies.
This is insanity and bigotry.
Speyside2 Offline
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Over the summer, transgender activist Zinnia Jones tweeted: “I don’t see a problem with telling straight guys who are exclusionary of trans women partners that they should try to work through that.”

This is an outake from The Daily Beast. WTF?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted:
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Meh
Speyside2 Offline
#3 Posted:
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I think more than a meh. Are people really this fucked in the head to think anyone will change their sexuallity because they say they should?
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted:
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If you won’t date a trannie you are transphobic.
TecRec Offline
#5 Posted:
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🤣😂🤣
Comedy gold!
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
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I think they prefer to be called “ tits with a handle”.
Dg west deptford Offline
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What a mess
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted:
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I used to have a dog with no legs I named cigarette. Every day I'd take him out for a drag
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
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#5 tecrec

Is really Kenny BANYON....

Ovaltine....the mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it ROUNDTINE !!!

THATS GOLD JERRY!!! ..GOLD!!!
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
#5 tecrec

Is really Kenny BANYON....

Ovaltine....the mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it ROUNDTINE !!!

THATS GOLD JERRY!!! ..GOLD!!!

is that the guy who ordered soup and then claimed Jerry still owed him dinner?
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
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YES !!!

@ MENDY'S !!!

GOTTA LOVE AN ARMANI SUIT
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
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a great run of episodes!
Mendy's...great memory!

It's the best Jerry, the best!
Whistlebritches Offline
#13 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
a great run of episodes!
Mendy's...great memory!

It's the best Jerry, the best!



I always wanted to bang Elaine..........to this day
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I always wanted to bang Elaine..........to this day

doesn't make you crazy.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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To this day? No way you'd last that long
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted:
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as if
Whistlebritches Offline
#17 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
To this day? No way you'd last that long



True.......... I have twentyminutewonderifhecum disease,20 years.......that would be a long boner
rfenst Offline
#18 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
a great run of episodes!
Mendy's...great memory!

It's the best Jerry, the best!

Ha! I love Seinfeld and every once in a while, like maybe once a year, I see one that is new to me.

Also, Noah and I have been watching Larry David- from the very first episode forward and plan to get 100% up to date over the month or so. It has all the same schticks... and more.
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Ha! I love Seinfeld and every once in a while, like maybe once a year, I see one that is new to me.

Also, Noah and I have been watching Larry David- from the very first episode forward and plan to get 100% up to date over the month or so. It has all the same schticks... and more.

just finished the last season (maybe 11?) with Caren.
Once again an insane amount of loose threads that Larry ties up by the end.
rfenst Offline
#20 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
just finished the last season (maybe 11?) with Caren.
Once again an insane amount of loose threads that Larry ties up by the end.

His comedy is wonderfully "painful" to watch.
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted:
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Did he have crackers with the consommé? Split pea is definitely a meal.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I don't understand. I opened the fridge and it was working just fine
bgz Offline
#23 Posted:
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She was probably talking about the ice maker, don't worry, she'll fix it when she comes back.
borndead1 Offline
#24 Posted:
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Oh damn, somebody on the internet said I should do something.

I'll get right on it.
zitotczito Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I used to have a dog with no legs I named cigarette. Every day I'd take him out for a drag


So he had no legs, what were you taking a drag on?
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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maybe the dog smoked cigarettes
Sunoverbeach Offline
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zitotczito wrote:
So he had no legs, what were you taking a drag on?

Ok, I'm going to take this at face value, but hope you're just kidding.

A dog with legs you would take for a walk. A dog without legs you would just drag along behind you. Of course that's if your an inhuman monster. Realistically. you'd carry the poor pupper or get him some wheels.
frankj1 Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Ok, I'm going to take this at face value, but hope you're just kidding.

A dog with legs you would take for a walk. A dog without legs you would just drag along behind you. Of course that's if your an inhuman monster. Realistically. you'd carry the poor pupper or get him some wheels.

morphine.
then have a cigarette.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#29 Posted:
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Not sure I could hold a cigarette after morphine, but I'm up for a challenge
zitotczito Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Ok, I'm going to take this at face value, but hope you're just kidding.

A dog with legs you would take for a walk. A dog without legs you would just drag along behind you. Of course that's if your an inhuman monster. Realistically. you'd carry the poor pupper or get him some wheels.


Of course I am kidding, after years on these boards I just could not help myself.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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I'm feeling as relieved as a post morphine cigarette
bgz Offline
#32 Posted:
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Damn.... don't let Drafter see this, his poor heart will be broken.

Monsters... the whole lot of ya.

Next time can you use a cat?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#33 Posted:
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That's crazy talk. You ever try to harness a cat?

Side note: I did. When I was 6. Used twine and accidentally made a slip knot. The cat survived but never trusted my dumbazz again
Speyside2 Offline
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Do you know why it takes a Republican AND a Democrat to change a light bulb?

One only turns right, the other only turns left.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Bipartisan effort? Better stock up on flashlights
bgz Offline
#36 Posted:
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You know what the difference is between a flashlight and a fleshlight?

One gives you a look ahead, the other gives you head while you look.

Whistlebritches Offline
#37 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I don't understand. I opened the fridge and it was working just fine



I'll send her home when we're done..........may be a few days
delta1 Offline
#38 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I don't understand. I opened the fridge and it was working just fine


so I called a repairman...when I got home, my wife thanked me and said he was great...could you send him tomorrow, too?


the repairman was obviously not Whistle....
Whistlebritches Offline
#39 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
so I called a repairman...when I got home, my wife thanked me and said he was great...could you send him tomorrow, too?


the repairman was obviously not Whistle....



Kelly thanked me............she didn't tell you???
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