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Omicron 725 a varient of concern.
Speyside2 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2021
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This new variant will end life. The death rate is 67%. The Coyote was found dead under a safe. The Martian is presumed dead, and is nowhere to be found. The roadrunner is clearly faster than the variant. The Chinese say Covid 19 came from a gila monster because there are gila monsters in North and Central American deserts. We will keep reporting as long as possible.

06/07/50
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MACS Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
The illodium Q-36 explosive space modulator will take care of all variants.

We just need to borrow it from Marvin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuUJfYcn3V4
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
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Wear two masks and you’re immune as long as you’re triple vaccinated. Also wear a mask over your butt because the new ‘Rona variant can be passed through flatulence.

RippledGhost Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-30-2021
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So all the modern adult film stars are to blame with all that analingus...**** knew it. I'm writing to Brandon.let's goooooooooo
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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my SIL tested positive yesterday and is feeling miserable: headaches, chills, fatigue, coughing...we're hoping he has the Omicron variant which, supposedly, causes milder illness...he is glad he was vaccinated and boosted, because he has asthma...

he prolly got infected by a family friend who they vacationed with over the week-end in the mountains, spending most of their time indoors due to the snow and cold...she tested positive when she got home Sunday night, feeling like crap...luckily her hubby and one year old son are fine, so far...he says he won't get tested unless he has some symptoms...not sure of their vax status

luckily my daughter and their two girls tested negative today...we'll be babysitting for the rest of the week so my daughter can go to work...SIL will isolate at home... hopefully recover quickly and fully...

my son, who was also vaxxed and boosted, became infected and mildly sick a few months ago, but still hasn't fully recovered his sense of smell and taste...



beware of indoor gatherings, even among people you know...
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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best wishes going out to all the deltas!
MACS Offline
#7 Posted:
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I'ma reach out to Anthony...
8trackdisco Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
Put ten masks on someone to keep them safe.
They suffocated.
Yet another Covid death.
BuckyB93 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,111
So should I stop licking door knobs?

(easy pitch... right down the center... this could take many off ramps... I'll start... I don't have a dog named Door Knob)

NINE!
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Hope Anthony heals quickly 🙏🏻

Hockey Dad appreciate the text, I didn’t know an extra booster through 3 masks could help that much. On my way to load up again.
JadeRose Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
BuckyB93 wrote:
So should I stop licking door knobs?

(easy pitch... right down the center... this could take many off ramps... I'll start... I don't have a dog named Door Knob)

NINE!



How is ol' Door Knobs, Buck? Ain't seen him around for a while.
RippledGhost Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-30-2021
Posts: 3
Me ,my wife, and 4 kids all got the coof.my wife and I were the only vaxed with two shots each, wasn't the worst illness I ever had,my wife is morbidly obese with high blood pressure and kidney disease. Everyone was sick for about two days. At the end of it I lost my smell for about 4 days...mostly strong smells oddly. And have been recovering from minor fatigue. It again was not the worst I ever felt ,basically a strong flu like illness. Your sil should be fine.
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
JadeRose wrote:
How is ol' Door Knobs, Buck? Ain't seen him around for a while.


I thought he was a she. Drafter would probably know.
8trackdisco Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
BuckyB93 wrote:
So should I stop licking door knobs?

(easy pitch... right down the center... this could take many off ramps... I'll start... I don't have a dog named Door Knob)

NINE!


Lick?

Thought you were more of a Suck guy. (Not my best effort, but on the board).
delta1 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
BuckyB93 wrote:
So should I stop licking door knobs?

(easy pitch... right down the center... this could take many off ramps... I'll start... I don't have a dog named Door Knob)

NINE!



only if the temps drop below freezing...otherwise lick as much as you like, and like what you lick...
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
delta1 wrote:
my SIL tested positive yesterday and is feeling miserable: headaches, chills, fatigue, coughing...we're hoping he has the Omicron variant which, supposedly, causes milder illness...he is glad he was vaccinated and boosted, because he has asthma...

he prolly got infected by a family friend who they vacationed with over the week-end in the mountains, spending most of their time indoors due to the snow and cold...she tested positive when she got home Sunday night, feeling like crap...luckily her hubby and one year old son are fine, so far...he says he won't get tested unless he has some symptoms...not sure of their vax status

luckily my daughter and their two girls tested negative today...we'll be babysitting for the rest of the week so my daughter can go to work...SIL will isolate at home... hopefully recover quickly and fully...

my son, who was also vaxxed and boosted, became infected and mildly sick a few months ago, but still hasn't fully recovered his sense of smell and taste...



beware of indoor gatherings, even among people you know...


This could be literally any year during flu season.

SHUT DOWN THE COUNTRY!!!

MACS Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
It's just a mask... it's just for 2 weeks to flatten the curve... it's just a shot... it's just a booster... it's just a (fill in the BS we've been fed)
tailgater Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
all according to the model.

BuckyB93 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,111
The model is rather simple and predicable... some might even say it's pretty vanilla like and has been around for decades. Just gotta know where to look for the information.

NINE! teen.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
regardless of masks and curves and stuff...anyone know anyone who had the flu who is still suffering with chronic lung issues? Chronic hair loss and headaches months (hopefully not years) later?
Other weird "side" effects well after "recovering"?

Crunch your favorite numbers all you want, but there very well may be years of serious medical care for hundreds of thousands of people, maybe more. Just in the US.

Hope not, but I don't get the blind eye toward anything that isn't a death stat. Polio wasn't a kill or recover thing either.

This ain't no flu.
MACS Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
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We'll ignore the side effects (and possible long term effects) from a shot that's never been tested on humans until now.

I don't get the blind eye toward the Wuhan lab leak and the gain of function research.
Cheno Offline
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Hoping for the best Al.
HockeyDad Offline
#23 Posted:
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Posts: 46,065
frankj1 wrote:

This ain't no flu.


It’s the Wuhan Flu!

It was created in a lab and is a bio weapon.
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#24 Posted:
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I hear one of the long-term issues is performance. We may have to call MACS ED?
MACS Offline
#25 Posted:
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This guy goes over actual data of shot vs no shot and provides the sources for his data. And one of the writers for his sources? Dr. Fauci... and what he wrote is not what we're being spoon fed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIYeF18fW9o
RayR Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,796
MACS wrote:
This guy goes over actual data of shot vs no shot and provides the sources for his data. And one of the writers for his sources? Dr. Fauci... and what he wrote is not what we're being spoon fed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIYeF18fW9o


I think the REGIME will call this misinformation and it must be censored!
delta1 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
tailgater wrote:
This could be literally any year during flu season.

SHUT DOWN THE COUNTRY!!!



we have very effective treatments for the flu...we didn't have any defense vs corona virus, at the outset, so the death rate far exceeded the flu...

and what has been developed is not readily available to the average person...



Experts say that down the road, the coronavirus will be treated like the flu, when treatments and vaccines will be readily available and immunities have been distributed among a higher proportion of the population... so you are years ahead of your time, expert...


Shutting down most of the country; essential businesses were left open and suffered serious consequences, was taking the most conservative life saving measures, which is expected of a serious govt in a modern society.

Doing otherwise would be like ignoring a Cat 5 hurricane or a series of tornadoes and telling folks not to worry...go about your business...let's see what'll happen...criminal negligence...prolly one reason why Trump didn't win re-election
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