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I am T.i.R.ed of commercIAL.s with Jennifer AnnistON
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 6:53 PM EST
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She is scraping the bottom of the barrel as to what she endorses....
Which is pretty much anybody with the "COIN" SHE COMMANDS to sell herself on tv commercials....

Plus...to add to the misery she puts me through several times a day by the STUPID WRITING BY IDIOTS SHE HAS TO PITCH WHILE DOING SO ..

HER COMMERCIALS B.L.O.W.

PLEASe STOP foR awhiLE...

You have enough 💰 💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑 already.
rfenst Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 9:29 PM EST
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I think she's gorgeous.
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 9:35 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
I think she's gorgeous.


Most people agree with you... As do I.
BuckyB93 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 9:43 PM EST
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You can add me to that list too.
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 9:48 PM EST
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I thought I'd be on that list too, until I saw some pix of her without makeup...

made-up: she's a knockout...

no make-up: not so much
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 10:04 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
I thought I'd be on that list too, until I saw some pix of her without makeup...

made-up: she's a knockout...

no make-up: not so much


She's 50-somethin'... you 60-somethin'... you gonna complain?

Oh, no you ain't...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 10:20 PM EST
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If she were to be naked in front of you, would you really notice whether she has makeup or not?
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 10:27 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
She's 50-somethin'... you 60-somethin'... you gonna complain?

Oh, no you ain't...



Sunoverbeach wrote:
If she were to be naked in front of you, would you really notice whether she has makeup or not?



you are both right...if I had a shot at her, I'd hit it as many times as I could until she got loose and ran away
MACS Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 10:39 PM EST
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^See? Now you're being honest.

Laugh
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2022, 11:10 PM EST
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sailors tie better knots
danmdevries Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 9:43 AM EST
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She's smoking hot. Not even gonna qualify that with the age, she's just gorgeous. I would not pass on a chance to disappoint her.

Not gonna complain about any screen time she gets.
bgz Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 9:46 AM EST
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Meh... not a fan.

Never did see what the big deal was about her.

Now, don't get me wrong... if it was standing right in front of me naked saying f*** me like I stole your last oreo, I would have to go to town... a-lister and all, have to do what has to be done.
rfenst Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 10:42 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
I thought I'd be on that list too, until I saw some pix of her without makeup...

made-up: she's a knockout...

no make-up: not so much

Isn't it the same with most other older women too?
JadeRose Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 12:49 PM EST
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Never done anything for me.
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 1:40 PM EST
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I think she's a beauty, but my attention was always on the pokies...Drool
Dg west deptford Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 7:28 PM EST
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Her perkies remind me of the girl who you knew had a smelly garden so enjoyed the friend tension instead
Jonseys right as usual but the friend tension has a place
Keeps the wife focused on task
Dg west deptford Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 7:31 PM EST
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Apologies
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 8:18 PM EST
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MACS probably flipped his light switch the last time he saw her picture…..he told me he’d eat a mile of her 💩 just to see where the corn kernels came from.
MACS Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 8:25 PM EST
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Um... no.
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 10:34 PM EST
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She is just a WHORE FOR MONEY...

THE STORY LINES AND MESSAGES ARE SO CONTRIVED AND OBTUSE that they make no sense at all...

Her commercials B.L.O.W. AND MAKE ME WANT TO PELT HER WITH HARD BOILED EGGS...

GIVE IT A REST...

GET OFF THE COMMERCIAL BANDWAGON...

YOU HAVE WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY ALREADY...
give my eyes and ears a rest from stupidly written content.
MACS Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 10:37 PM EST
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^Change the channel. Don't watch TV.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 10:53 PM EST
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Who's not a whore for money? Most everyone on a commercial, TV show, game show, reality show, and probably a good chunk of the movies aren't there simply for the love if the craft. Most 9 to 5ers aren't in it for the love of the daily grind. Hell, I'm a whore for money too. Unfortunately I'm just a low rent whore. I'd gladly take me some TV/movie money if it came my way
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 11:18 PM EST
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Nope. #22
you wrong long- time mudderf**ker fancy boyeee😂😂😂

Not a good argument...

Jennifer AnnistON needs to stop making stupid moronic commercials...

Case CLOSED.

Errrr ESSSS kapuuuuttt
Sunoverbeach Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 11:25 PM EST
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So, you separating scrap metal in the freezing cold for the joy of the metal separation? Someone offer you 6 figures to shill some chit on the camera, you're not taking it? I would in a heartbeat. Creams for rashes, non smoking PSAs, Psychic hotline, whatever.. I'm down
rfenst Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 2:05 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
She is just a WHORE FOR MONEY...

THE STORY LINES AND MESSAGES ARE SO CONTRIVED AND OBTUSE that they make no sense at all...

Her commercials B.L.O.W. AND MAKE ME WANT TO PELT HER WITH HARD BOILED EGGS...

GIVE IT A REST...

GET OFF THE COMMERCIAL BANDWAGON...

YOU HAVE WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY ALREADY...
give my eyes and ears a rest from stupidly written content.

What's the mater? You got something personal against Aveeno?
Dg west deptford Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 8:39 AM EST
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I'd let Brandon call me a Sunoverbeach for $1.25
Speyside2 Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 9:39 AM EST
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Jonsey does what he needs to do. Personally I would go Trumpster diving, Ivanka Melania and the other daughter.
Speyside2 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 9:39 AM EST
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Oh, and Jennifer is HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 9:53 AM EST
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O.K.

Hurtins...

Here it is...

Read it and WEEEEEEEP !

* FROM 1997 TO 2014 SHE MADE $70 MILLION IN FILM EARNINGS ALONE...

*United Arab Emirates airlines $5 million dollar deal

*Aveeno contract "eight figures" $10,000,000 is the lowest eight figures I know of and it only goes up after that #

*Friends sitcom my, first year $540,000, second $960,000
Third $1.85 million....last year $18.5 million...
Overall the series she made around $90 million...

*Not counting bonuses ,reruns or residuals...
Royalties on "friends" , she alone gets $10-20 M.I.L.L.I.O.N.

*Last year's friends reunion she was paid $2.5 million

* Unilever bought out jens shares of "living proof" makeup? Haircare? For Big big $$$

*Her NET worth is $300 million..

*She earns $25-30 million a year...each and every year...


Reese Witherspoon is worth $400 million....
And I don't see her whoring herself out on commercials like Anniston...( Well , maybe a few ? They are few and far between though)
Mr. Jones Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 7:56 PM EST
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Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh...

I forgot this little tidbit....

For anyone to be worth $300 million ???

You gotta make at LEAST!!!

$550 million because in that tax bracket the govt takes
38%-45%????
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 10:17 PM EST
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well, it is America ya know.
It's a good thing.
Dg west deptford Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 10:31 PM EST
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I'm tellin ya there's a fragrance

What'd the blind guy say as he passed the fish market?


Hellllloooo laaaadieees
Dg west deptford Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 10:33 PM EST
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I apologize
Whistlebritches Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 10:47 PM EST
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Jennifer is smokin hot and I have permission.....................bring it on baby!!!!
RMAN4443 Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2022, 1:12 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Jennifer is smokin hot and I have permission.....................bring it on baby!!!!

I don't have permission, but I can always ask for forgiveness later...Angel
Mr. Jones Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2022, 8:45 PM EST
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I just saw another annoying AnnistON commercial....

ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!
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