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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 4:12 PM EST
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moved from New Year Resolution thread:

so this son of a bitch Sunoverbeach has done lost his fool mind.

Not only has he gone on a one man crusade (that word still scares me) to bring some joy and humor back to these hallowed forums with his brand of poison neutralizing, threadjacking, groan inducing schtick, but he has now gone over the edge in his overzealous devotion to the cause...he RAOKed me!

Inside the box on the front stoop (which ironically was left by the USPS person on the very same Adirondack rocker upon which I park my azz when smoking cigars) I found a humorous handwritten note explaining away his criminal behavior by somehow implicating me, one of my very favorite smokes (Party short) and a farking beautiful green cap adorned with the words:

MAKE CBID FUN AGAIN

Dan, what a well timed spirit lifter this is, and so creative, so funny, so crazy...I believe you have indeed made this dump fun again for many of us.

thank you, you Sunoverbeach.

Frank


and another:


aaaand I got beat up again for no reason.

Best guess is that goat farker Corey Sellers.

The dang fool sent a bunch of cigars that I might have picked out while on vacation out of the country!

Might need to correct me on a few but looks like he sent:

Party's
2) PSD4
1) Serie P #2
1) Coronas Senor? not positive
and
1) PL montecarlo? not sure
1) H Up Mag 54
1) RyJ wide churchill
1) freakin' LGC (limited edicion Regional Italia ) robusto...looks like 2017 released in 2019...if my research is correct?
and
2) short story maddies?
1) old brown band Camacho...looks alot like the Corojo monarca's of which I smoked a zillion years ago!!!

I dunno why you picked me, man, but I do know you did your homework.

And to make it difficult, the hand written return addy is hundreds of miles and one state away from the post office of origin...
But I think I got the perp, and I am humbled.

Thank you, sir.

PS- my real last name is NOT Tripod! I could hear the mailman laughing as he walked away.
Palama Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 4:41 PM EST
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Applause horse

Fine job SOB and Corey!
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 5:34 PM EST
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I didn’t know Frank was low….


Nice hit boys
Dg west deptford Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 5:46 PM EST
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Fun!!
Very nicely done indeed!
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jan 27 2022, 6:11 PM EST
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Good stuff fellas
bgz Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 8:23 AM EST
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Well done, well done indeed.

Frank's just one of those guys that needs his mailbox blown up once in a while.
corey sellers Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 8:34 AM EST
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Hope you enjoy them all brother . The Camachos are hit and miss now and yes they are the monarcas.
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 1:32 PM EST
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thought I saw a disturbance in the eastern sky...

might've been a cloud from the bombs...

or frankie tripod popping a hard-on.

good shooting SOB and Corey!
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 7:27 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Hope you enjoy them all brother . The Camachos are hit and miss now and yes they are the monarcas.

I assure you all will be greatly enjoyed! I am especially intrigued by that LGC. Had to research it and it seems very rare.

So, was that a fake return addy or did you really drive over 400 miles to mail the package from Moultrie?
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jan 28 2022, 7:41 PM EST
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Incoming...🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣😂😂😂
corey sellers Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jan 29 2022, 9:15 AM EST
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Definitely fake address but I am not in Moultrie anymore.
Palama Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jan 29 2022, 1:51 PM EST
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What do you call a deaf dog?

Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jan 29 2022, 6:33 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Definitely fake address but I am not in Moultrie anymore.

okey dokey
Palama Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jan 29 2022, 9:53 PM EST
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So what is the Genesis of this? In the CBid Chronicles, are there any Numbers to back up the whack Job that has been inflicted upon poor Frankie? How in the name of Samuel Hill will the Tripod find an Exodus or will the Judges have to confer an Act fit for Kings? Quite a Revelation and hope Daniel and Corey don't have any Lamentations over the bombings.
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jan 29 2022, 11:00 PM EST
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Amen
Speyside2 Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Jan 29 2022, 11:56 PM EST
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I think he will get hit again in the near future. Reinforce the porch, just sayin.
Palama Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jan 30 2022, 12:09 AM EST
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Speyside2 wrote:
I think he will get hit again in the near future. Reinforce the porch, just sayin.


Frankie is gonna have to change his name to Charlie Brown:

https://youtu.be/_UnPzp2lmNk
Speyside2 Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jan 30 2022, 12:09 AM EST
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BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
izonfire Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jan 30 2022, 11:05 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
…………………………………tales of newly acquired treasure…………………………………,

Them’s is some damn good dudes fer sure…
Sunoverbeach Online
#20 Posted: Sun, Jan 30 2022, 11:17 AM EST
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^^ Hey! I remember you
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#21 Posted: Sun, Jan 30 2022, 3:55 PM EST
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I LOVE IT !
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Jan 30 2022, 4:16 PM EST
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of course you do.
Speyside2 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2022, 11:19 AM EST
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Have you reinforced your porch and fireproof it yet?
Boom Boom Boom Boom!!!
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2022, 11:42 PM EST
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Speyside2 wrote:
Have you reinforced your porch and fireproof it yet?
Boom Boom Boom Boom!!!

better than that.
I moved.
Palama Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Feb 1 2022, 12:10 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
better than that.
I moved.


Liar
Sunoverbeach Online
#26 Posted: Tue, Feb 1 2022, 8:04 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
better than that.
It moved.

FIFY - I hope no innocent bystanders were harmed
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Feb 1 2022, 7:52 PM EST
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innocent?
No.
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 3:38 PM EST
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Speyside2 wrote:
Have you reinforced your porch and fireproof it yet?
Boom Boom Boom Boom!!!

you're a very, very bad man, Allen.
Very bad...

the boom boom you may have heard was for real...

cutting to the chase, 3 bottles that I would probably never have experienced, and they are to be experienced rather than simply drank, or is it drunk?

Delord 25 year Bas-Armagnac...way too elegant for the likes of this slob

Glenmorangie 18...never even tasted, until last night. Heavenly!

Redbreast 15 Single Pot Still...I am prepared to be blown away.

Spey, to paraphrase an age-old maxim: better to be thought of as a lunatic than to ship a RAOK like this and remove all doubt.

I'll leave it to the conspiracy theorists to decide if the three strikes were of a coordinated attack, but I have been humbled for sure...not silenced, but definitely humbled!

Thank you.
Palama Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 3:42 PM EST
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The more I see of these wunnerful RAOKs, the more I think, maybe, just maybe, I may throw my hat into that ring too.

But don’t worry Frankie, I won’t post up a “Boom, boom, boom” or anything to warn ye or give you angst. It’ll just be sent out Ninja-style.

Sneaky
delta1 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 5:33 PM EST
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rut roh
Sunoverbeach Online
#31 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 6:11 PM EST
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No collusion on my part, just serendipitous happenstance

Edit: Multi thread reply crammed into one = nonsensicalness
Speyside2 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 6:28 PM EST
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You are not the only one getting a nice little bomb. Did you notice 4 booms, and only 3 bottles? Makes one wonder.
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 6:55 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
The more I see of these wunnerful RAOKs, the more I think, maybe, just maybe, I may throw my hat into that ring too.

But don’t worry Frankie, I won’t post up a “Boom, boom, boom” or anything to warn ye or give you angst. It’ll just be sent out Ninja-style.

Sneaky

I never lived up to my promises/threats from years ago to you.
You really shouldn't seek the joy of gifting through me when there are so many in need.
frankj1 Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 6:56 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:


rut roh

hey you...shaddup!
frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 6:59 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
No collusion on my part, just serendipitous happenstance

Edit: Multi thread reply crammed into one = nonsensicalness

at the least you triggered a chain reaction, so kinda guilty.

btw, getting rave reviews on the hat!
people get happy when they hear the back story.
you can feel good about it.
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 7:00 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I never lived up to my promises/threats from years ago to you.
You really shouldn't seek the joy of gifting through me when there are so many in need.

I also have an incriminating text that details the crime(s)
Sunoverbeach Online
#37 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 7:02 PM EST
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The movement is spreading. Try some immodium



Awesome to hear! I am both warm and fuzzy
Palama Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Feb 3 2022, 9:23 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I also have an incriminating text that details the crime(s)


Huh, whuuuut? Confused
frankj1 Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 12:17 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
Huh, whuuuut? Confused

wow! so sorry, I quoted the wrong, um, quote...


meant to reply to spey:

"You are not the only one getting a nice little bomb. Did you notice 4 booms, and only 3 bottles? Makes one wonder."


the incriminating text explains who else is gonna get so faaaarked by him!
Palama Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 2:45 AM EST
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ThumpUp ThumpUp
frankj1 wrote:
wow! so sorry, I quoted the wrong, um, quote...


meant to reply to spey:

"You are not the only one getting a nice little bomb. Did you notice 4 booms, and only 3 bottles? Makes one wonder."


the incriminating text explains who else is gonna get so faaaarked by him!



ThumpUp
Speyside2 Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 3:12 AM EST
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I believe the correct term is getting Franked.
Sunoverbeach Online
#42 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 6:27 AM EST
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I'm a little bummed there's not an actual exposé coming about secret sinister Oahu operations
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#43 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 11:00 AM EST
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Dam Spey just destroyed the brand new mailbox I put up 2 months ago. The girlfriend is pissed but she will get over it. Allen has done gone off the deep end again. Thank you brother for all of this I look forward to broadening my horizons also. I have never tried any of this.

Kirkland XO Cognac I have never had any yak before can't wait to try. I assume drink it neat

Kirkland Spiced Rum never had this but I do drink alot of spiced rum.

J.H.CUTTER A. No1. Whiskey never had I would assume neat also.

Very old Barton never had I would assume neat also.

Thank you brother for all of this I am not deserving of this kind of package. I will enjoy the hell out of it though.
Speyside2 Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 12:47 PM EST
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Enjoy, XO is the highest designation of Conjac. That means the blend of years in the bottle is a minimum of 10 years old. They can be far older.
Palama Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 2:14 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I'm a little bummed there's not an actual exposé coming about secret sinister Oahu operations


Hahahahahaha…no. Not talking
Palama Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 2:15 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Dam Spey just destroyed the brand new mailbox I put up 2 months ago. The girlfriend is pissed but she will get over it. Allen has done gone off the deep end again. Thank you brother for all of this I look forward to broadening my horizons also. I have never tried any of this.

Kirkland XO Cognac I have never had any yak before can't wait to try. I assume drink it neat

Kirkland Spiced Rum never had this but I do drink alot of spiced rum.

J.H.CUTTER A. No1. Whiskey never had I would assume neat also.

Very old Barton never had I would assume neat also.

Thank you brother for all of this I am not deserving of this kind of package. I will enjoy the hell out of it though.


Hahahahahahaha…great! Applause
delta1 Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 6:03 PM EST
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see a buncha youse got whacked by the speyed...

well done, Bro!
Speyside2 Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 6:19 PM EST
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Ain't done Delta, one landing on Monday. Couple more ready to go when wine won't freeze.
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#49 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 6:32 PM EST
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Spey indicated 1 boom per bottle. Now there's 7 bottles and only 4 booms with a threat of more surprise attacks to come. Either Spey drank a couple bottles or is just really is bad at the maths.

Regardless, delightful bombings to read about
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#50 Posted: Fri, Feb 4 2022, 8:44 PM EST
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Boom, boom, boom. I'm a bit slow today.

On Monday boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,boom, boom. Nothing will be posted here.
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