frankj1 wrote:so, things have calmed down, for now.
There's a lot of stuff that happens here for fun, for razzing and stuff. Normal society (that excludes us) does not condone it.
We don't care. It's fun. It reduces daily stress, at least for me anyway.
A few years ago a few folks had reason to request we no longer use the words or "suffix" retard/tard.
But had I objected, I'd expect him to back off, not blame me for being offended.
Not sure where I'm going with this, just started typing and it led to this point. I fully expect some razzing and some support and maybe even some serious comments telling me to stop preaching...all will be considered valid commentary by this Libturd...(see what I did there?)
Frank,
This is a good deed, so allow me to punish you for it.
My wife has a moderate to severe digestive condition. Yearly colon scopes, always polyps, her father died of colon cancer at the age she will be next year. She’s fine with whatever the results are. Her Christian faith is strong, she’s comfortable being here until she isn’t, and that’s fine with her. If I was married to me, I might be more welcoming to dying as well.
But I digress. Back to her condition.
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She doesn’t have….. Morning Constitutionals like the average person here. Pain, blood, and more loose stool than a poorly run down honkey tonk in SE Arkansas. She gets to enjoy that experience 8-12 times a day and is maxing out on the amount of steroids she can use in a year to calm the condition.
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Because she doesn’t have the luxury of traditional bowel movements, she can not enjoy “turds” like most of the rest of us. She is also a strong Conservative.
So….. the most offensive thing you could ever write would include “Lib” or “Turd”. You’ve done both at the same time.
Because of your reckless disregard for the Colonily Challenged, through overt Assism, I send the strongest possible rebuke in your direction.
I ask you never use the word Libturd ever again, and we will consider pausing our chitigation lawsuit we began during a brown (colostomy) bag session this afternoon. She is leaving soon- on her way to the rectumery where she finds an astounding amount of peace and where she also prays for the soul of Scatman Curruthers.
Going forward, instead of “LibTurd” we ask you refer to it as The LT word. Because words can hurt. Much like the hurt my wife feels when she is forced, in an unfamiliar setting to use…… one-ply.
I expect a one-ply, I mean re-ply to all here.