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Chernobyl exclusion zones blocking Russian invasion into the Ukraine...
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Whoda' thought that was a factor...

H0t radioactive ☒️ zones around Chernobyl are blocking an easy route to invade the Ukraine...and reach keiv the capital..

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Chernobyl is right on the Belarus and Ukrainian border...
In Ukrainiania....

Why the **** does Russia want that radioactive ****hole back into it's sphere of ownership?
It's nothing but a money loser...
Speyside2 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2021
Posts: 2,307
Look at the map Jonsey. Easy route to Kiev, say 2 hours, and Puttin could care less about the lives of Russian soldiers.
Speyside2 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2021
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Ukraine actually has soldiers is the no access zone, they are Franked.
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Those Ukrainian soldiers in the exclusionary zone are
F'ed... BIGTIME,! !!!

Those poor bastids will glow yellow for the next 8 months...
Then they will depart this world in pain...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
I've spent the past two years looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
- Anthony Jeselnik
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Hey

S.O.B.

Blow me

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Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 14,588
Sorry, Jonsey. You're just not my type. If you still had that $1m that was swiped from the HUT, we could talk about it
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Not even...

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!

U f*k!!!
bgz Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
For some reason, I read this title as Russian zombies are invading Ukraine...

Saw that it was posted by Jones... got my hopes up, Actual topic far less exciting.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Herfing
BuckyB93 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,111
It's the game of Risk. I'm tellin' ya' if you want to hold onto Europe (5 armies/turn) you need to hold Ukraine, it's the lynch pin. Gotta pile up armies there, it has 3 borders.
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
I can tell you why Russia isn’t invading Ukraine.

They don’t want to, and their track suits aren’t winter rated.
BuckyB93 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,111
They'd get a Risk card though and stop the opponent from getting 5 armies for holding the continent of Europe. Would be a good move depending on the number armies stacked up on Ukraine.
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