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‘This Would Have Never Happened To Donald Trump’:
Burner02 Offline
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Trevor Noah Slams ‘Embarrassing’ Report Gulf Countries Won’t Answer Joe Biden’s Calls

Trevor Noah, the host of “The Daily Show” on Comedy Central, issued a surprising monologue on Tuesday after it was reported that countries like Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates had refused to take phone calls from President Joe Biden to discuss potential oil deals.

The White House has officially denied that report, but the self-appointed funny-man news commentator said that regardless of if the story is true or not, under President Donald Trump, something like that never would have happened because of the former president’s unpredictability. He also poked fun at Biden’s bedtime schedule.

On Tuesday, The Wall Street Journal reported that the Biden White House began calling countries like Saudi Arabia and the UAE to discuss potential oil deals to help offset the banning of Russian oil from American markets. Rather than increase drilling at home, the Biden team wanted to purchase oil from those Persian Gulf nations, according to the paper.

The only problem is that they allegedly did not answer, and because of that, Noah slammed Biden for the “embarrassing” story.

“You have got to be kidding me,” Noah said after a brief montage of news reports regarding the story. “Apparently, Saudi Arabia won’t even pick up the phone for the President of the United States.”

“I mean, look, I know it’s hard to arrange those calls. You know, Riyadh is eight hours ahead. Biden is asleep by 4:00 p.m.,” Noah said, making fun of “Sleepy Joe” and his sometimes light schedule. “It’s a narrow window to make it work, but still.”

“That must have been really embarrassing for Biden. Can you imagine? He phones them, and they don’t pick up,” he continued before noting the White House rejected the story.

On Thursday, The Washington Examiner reported that White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said, “There were no rebuffed calls. Period,” when asked about the Journal story.

Nonetheless, Noah said, “You can say what you want, but this would have never happened to Donald Trump. Never.”

“Yeah, because if you ignored Donald Trump’s calls, you didn’t know how he would respond. Maybe he’d send an angry tweet, or maybe he’d just, like, ban your country from everything,” Noah claimed. “You don’t know.”

“That’s why I bet in these situations, Biden actually wishes that he could hire Trump to step in as President Wild Card. You know?” he joked. “Just keep everyone on their toes. ‘Cause if Trump was calling, you best believe the UAE — they’ll be racing to pick up the phone.”

“Ah, Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump, we’re here, we’re here, hello?” Noah said in a Middle Eastern accent.

“Too late, Ahmed, you made me wait two rings. We’re bombing the UAE and the UFC, just in case,” the host said while doing a Trump impression.

Noah’s monologue sounded surprisingly conservative. It is similar to what Republicans have been saying about Trump and Biden for years.

Immediately after the story that Gulf leaders would not answer Biden’s phone calls this week, New York Congressman Lee Zeldin (R), tweeted that it was a “TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT!”

“@POTUS stooped to groveling and being rejected by foreign dictators for oil,” he continued. “The answer is to ramp domestic energy production, but he won’t admit it because he’s afraid of the most extreme demands of far-left climate activists.”

In 2018, former U.S. United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley also said that Trump’s uncertain reactions worked to the United States’ advantage and helped her in her job at the U.N., CNN reported at the time:

“He would ratchet up the rhetoric, and then I’d go back to the ambassadors and say ‘you know, he’s pretty upset. I can’t promise you what he’s going to do or not, but I can tell you if we do these sanctions, it will keep him from going too far,’” Haley told NBC’s Craig Melvin in an interview that aired Wednesday on NBC’s “Today.”

“I was trying to get the job done. And I got the job done by being truthful but also by letting him be unpredictable and not showing our cards,” she said.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Poor Trevor Noah.

Took over a comedy car drove by Jon Stewart and ran it off a cliff with his zero talent abilities. Comedy Central went full woke selecting this out of nowhere pick to head a show that most believed was real news. Now, nobody watches it much less the network and the only way we hear about this 3rd rate comic is on the Clay and Buck show.

In this monologue he's spot on with the points he's making. ALL of what has happened since King Bidas walked down the barbed wire streets guarded with military soldiers would've NEVER happened under Trump. Leftie can cry all they want but America was safe. Leftie can stew in their dirty diapers of impeachment, lies, innuendo and #RESIST but America was doing just fine until Dr. Fauci and Co. released a biological weapon (that he said would be a challenge!) on the planet and we still were leading the world! Compare that with this current idiot? He's completely destroyed America's energy independence, made a complete laughing stock of our military (not one general stood up and resigned!) while he decided shutting down air cover, giving billions in military weaponry/equipment, getting soldiers killed WHILE surrendering to a rag tag bunch of 7th Century islamofascists in a war that previous administrations told us we had to have. Russia is obliterating unprovoked Ukraine while the UN does NOTHING. America donates a ton of money we don't have because King Bidas wants to use that country like a slush fund. Taiwan, kiss that goodbye. If the entire world is watching their TV while Russia can do that...they're not going to boycott a single item from China which has been conducting flyover missions with fighter jets ever since Creepy Joe was elected selecting and pinpointing targets. They're China's little pet now. Then there's Iran. Russia & China telling King Bidas how a nuclear armed Iran is going to operate while more 7th Century whackjobs complete their "caliphate"! Iran is lobbing missiles into Iraq targeting US sites so what will they do when they have nuclear bombs? It's no wonder the Crowned Prince of the Haus of Saud won't answer that dolt's phone calls! Why should he? Their kingdom is getting richer just like Russia with their oil exports. Why should they take less, make more and send it around the globe to a nation that kneecapped itself into Bidenflation? The icing on the it never would've happened under Trump cake? That cackling, inappropriate laughing, inarticulate Jack Handey wannabe, BJ dumpster fire of a VP Harris. At least Pence wasn't making statements like “Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine so, basically, that’s wrong" and this gem "It is time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day. Every day it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us to slow this thing down.". THAT would've NEVER happened!

So Jokie McJokerton can try to crack all the self backslapping and golf clapping jokes he wants because he's not funny. He never was and well, just like King Bidas' former boss said about him..." Never underestimate Joe's ability to f**k things up". He was right about all of this not happening while Trump was in office. Shame is, that he was too busy trying to be funny and bucking for a promotion in the Useful Idiot Brigade when he was.

bgz Offline
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You guys watch the daily show?

RayR Offline
#4 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
You guys watch the daily show?


It could be worse, they could have been watching THE VIEW. Sick
Dg west deptford Offline
#5 Posted:
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Yet many still pretend to believe the world is better off under Biden than Trump

It's just like Jussie Smollet pretending he's innocent still. Only worse

Because NONE of this would be happening under Trump

Admit it & be free of this shamefacedness!
The woke green hoax corrupt power grab is an erroneous worldview at best.

Return to the Trump policies Noah

The BBB plan is the make Russia, China, Iran & Mexican cartels, corrupt government bureaucrats, abortionists, Pedophiles & murderers great again. Not to mention ruining comedy Noah
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted:
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I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge
- RW
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted:
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RayR wrote:
It could be worse, they could have been watching THE VIEW. Sick

Leave it to Barry Gibb to blow on by and not read something.
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