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Obituary
Krazeehorse Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,841
Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
clintCigar Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,129
LOLLOLLOL

One of the rich Russian's put a 1 million dollar bounty on Putin.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/russian-businessman-put-1-million-053413403.html
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 11,826
Timely. Relevant. Extremely chuckle worthy.

If only everyone strove for this level of humor.
Speyside2 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2021
Posts: 2,049
Love it!
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 16,884
One million??

That's a friggin joke !!!!

It would take $25-30 million to plan it right and pull it off....

THE MINIMUM FEE WOULD HAVE TO BE :

$5 BILLION

...AND EVEN THAT IS TOO LOW...

Then YOU'LL have hit squads on your butt for decades...

You'll never get away...

AND THEY WILL WIPE OUT your entire family down to
3rd cousins twice removed ....

That squad would take out thousands of innocent peeps just to get you....

You could never live anywhere near Russia...or china...

Maybe Africa or LAOS? but that's too close to China...
Maybe Antarctica...in a NAZI SUBMARINE HIDEOUT...
OR
THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON... 🌚
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 41,993
you want Drafter and me should make this right?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 11,826
Three Tracks in the Snow 2: Frankie & Drafter Go to Moscow
Dg west deptford Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,819
How bout Elon challenging pooty poo to single combat

I think that's hilarious!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,337
Re #7 -

Wow. So sorry about drafters leg. Diabetes?
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 57,451
Ya niz nighyou, that’s not bad $……

I mean it’s rob the hut worthy, why not tip the horse over with the topless guy on it money?

Zdrasvwichey tavorich!
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 41,993
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Re #7 -

Wow. So sorry about drafters leg. Diabetes?

don't ruin this for me
bgz Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 12,736
I wouldn't want to be on Putin's radar... that dude is straight psychopath with a button.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,337
frankj1 wrote:
don't ruin this for me



Oh, I got it now. You were carrying him and needed your prehensile donger to help balance the load.

frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 41,993
yuh, yuh. something like that.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,337
hehhe I said donger and load in the same sentence to Tripod and he responded.

hehe
Sunoverbeach Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 11,826
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Re #7 -

Wow. So sorry about drafters leg. Diabetes?

I pictured Drafter as the wheel man, with Frankie as the advance scout/ninja type
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 18,361
That must be a strange picture. I heard Drafter never missed anything that ventured onto the road and I can't envision a 3 legged ninja.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 11,826
You can't because no one's seen one. Proof of the super sneaky ninja skills inherent in the three legged ninja
Burner02 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,464
Krazeehorse wrote:
Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"



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