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Bernie Sanders walks into a bar...
MACS Offline
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And says... "Free drinks for everyone! ... Who's buying?"
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Putin
Stogie1020 Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Putin

...on the ritz
DrafterX Offline
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Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
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The Fed deficit as usual!
JGKAMIN Offline
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He should be buying with the money they paid him to go away with in the past 2 campaigns.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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JGKAMIN wrote:
He should be buying with the money they paid him to go away with in the past 2 campaigns.


Naw, he blew that on houses for himself to cry in.
JGKAMIN Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Naw, he blew that on houses for himself to cry in.

“Sanders and his wife, Jane O'Meara Sanders, own three houses: a four-bedroom, two-and-a-half bath home in Burlington, which they bought for $405,000 in 2009; a row house in D.C., which they picked up for $489,000 in 2007; and a vacation home north of Burlington, which the Sanders bought for $575,000 in cash, shortly after the Senator ended his 2016 campaign.”
Sunoverbeach Offline
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When I’m up there, I’m just thinking that I’ve got to make them laugh or they won’t show up next time.
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bgz Offline
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JGKAMIN wrote:
“Sanders and his wife, Jane O'Meara Sanders, own three houses: a four-bedroom, two-and-a-half bath home in Burlington, which they bought for $405,000 in 2009; a row house in D.C., which they picked up for $489,000 in 2007; and a vacation home north of Burlington, which the Sanders bought for $575,000 in cash, shortly after the Senator ended his 2016 campaign.”


I want to be a lizard people when I grow up...

Here I go feeding the trolls again.
frankj1 Offline
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net worth is like 3 million or so, making him maybe the poorest member of the Senate.
His wife had a salary in the low six figures for several years and he made a chunk of his money on book royalties after becoming more widely well known.
Not sure if there is anything suspicious happening here.
RayR Offline
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I think what's suspicious is he doesn't "pay his fair share" to the gubment, which for a good commie like him should be a 99% Marxist Income Tax.
HockeyDad Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
net worth is like 3 million or so, making him maybe the poorest member of the Senate.
His wife had a salary in the low six figures for several years and he made a chunk of his money on book royalties after becoming more widely well known.
Not sure if there is anything suspicious happening here.


Socialists are not supposed to be worth $3 million.

Maybe he’s not really a socialist after all.
Stogie1020 Offline
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Maybe he has all his money squirelled away in the "Bank of H. Chavez"...
Krazeehorse Offline
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Maybe he has all his money squirelled away in the "Bank of H. Chavez"...

Or his sock drawer.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get a mortgage I get a tax break. I don’t have any kids and I drive a hybrid, I think I should get a tax break. I’m trying to pay off my apartment so I have something tangible. I actually figured out if I paid off my place my reward would be that I would pay an extra four grand a year in taxes.
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Palama Offline
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Or his sock drawer.


Reminds me of guys living with or married to Korean bar hostesses or owners. They would ALWAYS find paper bags of money hidden away all throughout their homes.
Whistlebritches Offline
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Palama wrote:
Reminds me of guys living with or married to Korean bar hostesses or owners. They would ALWAYS find paper bags of money hidden away all throughout their homes.



You know how them slopes are............
frankj1 Offline
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Whistlebritches wrote:
You know how them slopes are............

this won't end well...
HA!
Whistlebritches Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
this won't end well...
HA!



Frank you know why Korean woman make such great wives............you always have a place to sit your beer
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Frank you know why Korean woman make such great wives............you always have a place to sit your beer

I'm honored that you trust me!
Whistlebritches Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I'm honored that you trust me!



Mines Filipina.........she'll tell you in no uncertain terms to hold your own damn beer.
gummy jones Offline
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Har Har har
frankj1 Offline
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Mines Filipina.........she'll tell you in no uncertain terms to hold your own damn beer.

some guys can't handle strong women.
all the jokes aside, what has always come through is your respect for her.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.
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