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Who the hell is Ram Rod?
MACS Offline
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I suspect it's ZRX... but I got no proof.

Crazy SOB sends me a box with soap ( words g a y/ bar on it) studded condoms, and butt lube... and cigars... and a $10 bill and the note for his co-conspirator in Illinois said to keep the smokes, use the money to send it along to me.

Well... thanks, Mr. Co-conspirator for the smokes and the $10. I got no use for condoms or booty lube... but the soap is in my man cave bathroom. What? It's soap! After I use it a couple times the words will be gone.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
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I'm dying ovah heah!
sounds like something Jamie would do.
Whistlebritches Offline
#3 Posted:
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Ram Rod seems to be getting around again after being absent many years.I got the soap,g a y bar,rough rider studded condoms,anal.lube and RamRod smokes.

Old Ram Rod hasn't been around in 10 years or so...........last I remember around 2010 maybe.He must of got the itch

Yea I'm thinking ZRX as well
RMAN4443 Offline
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MACS wrote:
I suspect it's ZRX... but I got no proof.

Crazy SOB sends me a box with soap ( words g a y/ bar on it) studded condoms, and butt lube... and cigars... and a $10 bill and the note for his co-conspirator in Illinois said to keep the smokes, use the money to send it along to me.

Well... thanks, Mr. Co-conspirator for the smokes and the $10. I got no use for condoms or booty lube... but the soap is in my man cave bathroom. What? It's soap! After I use it a couple times the words will be gone.

the condoms are studded for her/his pleasure...choose your pronoun carefully...Not talking
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Not talking Think I was framed
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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magic happens here...HA!
ZRX1200 Offline
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Nice try….

Everyone know I don’t use condoms. I always thought Cooper was Ram Rod until today……MACS texted me a photo of the “bomb” he got from Ram Rod magically about 20 minutes after Ron told us HE got hit. Then MACS shows the handwriting and ITS HIS!

It takes big balls to that, I’ll give you that Ram Rod!
MACS Offline
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I don't use them either. Same woman for 34 years, broski.

You know damn well that ain't my writing. You tryna throw shade, muh fugga.
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Ram Rod seems to be getting around again after being absent many years.I got the soap,g a y bar,rough rider studded condoms,anal.lube and RamRod smokes.

Old Ram Rod hasn't been around in 10 years or so...........last I remember around 2010 maybe.He must of got the itch

Yea I'm thinking ZRX as well


This guy seems to know an awful lot about Ram Rod... just saying.
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MACS wrote:
I suspect it's ZRX... but I got no proof.

Crazy SOB sends me a box with soap ( words g a y/ bar on it) studded condoms, and butt lube... and cigars... and a $10 bill and the note for his co-conspirator in Illinois said to keep the smokes, use the money to send it along to me.

Well... thanks, Mr. Co-conspirator for the smokes and the $10. I got no use for condoms or booty lube... but the soap is in my man cave bathroom. What? It's soap! After I use it a couple times the words will be gone.


That’s some well-planned, multi-level conspiracy! Applause
frankj1 Offline
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isn't t-gerbs one of a select few wif MACS address?
MACS Offline
#13 Posted:
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Half the country has it now... some people can't stay shadded up!
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MACS wrote:
Half the country has it now... some people can't stay shadded up!


Tuck hates bus drivers! ram27bat
ZRX1200 Offline
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At least you have a bar of soap and some anal lube now that your mailbox is the neighbor bicycle?

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plinytheelder Offline
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MACS wrote:
What? It's soap!


Yeah, but you keep it stored on the floor...
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted:
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It's B.L.O.O.D.Y.
ZRX1200 Offline
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Well it would be amazing if I had all those addresses Ram Rod has before I joined…..

Who has all those addy’s and nobody has his?

MACS.
Whistlebritches Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Well it would be amazing if I had all those addresses Ram Rod has before I joined…..

Who has all those addy’s and nobody has his?

MACS.



The more I think about it the better suspect he becomes.Back in the day when I got my first Ram bomb only a small select few had my snailer........MACS was one of them.Think
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Whistlebritches wrote:
The more I think about it the better suspect he becomes.Back in the day when I got my first Ram bomb only a small select few had my snailer........MACS was one of them.Think

And he probably got the condoms from when he was in the navy.....Gonz
grmcooper Offline
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Interesting
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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Mike!
What do ya hear from Pedro the lawn guy?
HA!
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dkeage wrote:
And he probably got the condoms from when he was in the navy.....Gonz

were they full of crusty sea-men???Think
MACS Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Well it would be amazing if I had all those addresses Ram Rod has before I joined…..

Who has all those addy’s and nobody has his?

MACS.


Whistlebritches wrote:
The more I think about it the better suspect he becomes.Back in the day when I got my first Ram bomb only a small select few had my snailer........MACS was one of them.Think


Both of you are lying sacks of schitt. I don't save addy's. I ain't sent a package out in years... and I have never sent a package to either one of you jackwagons and I don't have your addy's.
ZRX1200 Offline
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You sent me beer ya old fart….but ok.
MACS Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You sent me beer ya old fart….but ok.


Did I? Was it good beer?

Huh... I guess I do have your addy.
ZRX1200 Offline
#27 Posted:
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Yeah you sent me two local stouts…well technically you have my old addy. I can fix that if you get low on lube.
MACS Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Yeah you sent me two local stouts…well technically you have my old addy. I can fix that if you get low on lube.


AHA! You are Ram Rod!
ZRX1200 Offline
#29 Posted:
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Your false allegations forced my hand.
Whistlebritches Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Your false allegations forced my hand.



This won't end well
frankj1 Offline
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Whistlebritches wrote:
This won't end well

YES!
MACS Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
YES!


It's all appearances.

Jamie and I are running interference for the real Ram RON. Whistle likes to play all innocent, but he's not. And he's a Navy fkn perv... so the condoms and the gay bar soap... fitting.

I was surface Navy. We don't tolerate that queer BS.
ZRX1200 Offline
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Hey Ron was brown water, not brown vein…..
Mr. Jones Offline
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Frank is R.A.M. BOO BOO R.O.D.
Whistlebritches Offline
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MACS wrote:
It's all appearances.

Jamie and I are running interference for the real Ram RON. Whistle likes to play all innocent, but he's not. And he's a Navy fkn perv... so the condoms and the gay bar soap... fitting.

I was surface Navy. We don't tolerate that queer BS.



Interference no,Navy perv yes,condoms I have sported a few,GAYBAR soap,............**** ing hysterical,wish I would have thought of it.


Surface and Brown here............and not brown eye Mate
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Frank is R.A.M. BOO BOO R.O.D.

can't be me. I break magnum condoms.
ZRX1200 Offline
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I heard Ram Rod has a team jersey now.
MACS Offline
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He sent me one... Navy blue... says Team RamRod.

I'ma wear that mutha fugga on the boat. Wipe my fish scaled hands all over it.
ZRX1200 Offline
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Better you Ram Rod smells like tuna than starfish?
MACS Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Better you Ram Rod smells like tuna than starfish?


You tell me, Ram Rod...
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