Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up, asked the wife?
No, he said.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up, she asked?
No, he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
Now, she said, have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?
No, he said, intrigued.
Well, go and take a quick look in the garage.
